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Podtoid 200: Gay Sex Orgy Nightmare photo

On the 200TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR, Jonathan Holmes reveals that the world thinks he's a perpetually horny gay man, Hamza Aziz starts to understand the horror he's a part of, and Jim Sterling reveals how he got married. Also, the trio form a rap group and plan a music video involving a heck of a lot of worms, worms, WORMS. 

That's not all, however. Max Scoville and Tara Long make cameo appearances, Willem Dafoe's latest pitch gives us a tasty adventure, and WORMS! WORMS! On the games front, we chat about PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, God of War: Ascension, and something else. OH GOD THE WORMS!

As if that wasn't enough, we have a special announcement. This is just one part of the Podtoid 200 celebrations. Stay tuned for details about a one-off Podtoid reuinion starring the hosts of the last generation! All this and worms, only on Podtoid! 

Thanks to Nevermonkey Media for the awesome art!

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BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:32
BkV
It ended in a firefu.....bottle of lotion.
That header image. That is all. I am entertained by that header image.
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:34
DuckedUpOnQuack
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Move over Avengers, move over Batman, move over Codblopstwo, Mario Bros., and Wii U. This is the major entertainment event of 2012

...probably!
Skid Row Trash's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:35
Skid Row Trash
Amazing artwork. I love it, so good. Ihaven't listen to the podtoid yet but I will at work today. It's going to be a great day.
Themuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:36
Themuad
It is very hard to measure how arroused i am while listening to these.

And when Hamza started talking about the contest that i will definetly be winning at E3 i nearly had a seizure
Jasper Kazai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:36
Jasper Kazai
Jim's convoluted stories and schemes are always hilarious. But the absolute best part is when Holmes summarizes Jim's scenario in his matter-of-fact voice and presents it as truth. It's just the greatest.

Hearing Max and Tara on the show again was great. I'll be looking forward to any special eps you do with them.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:37
Jack8274
That purple dildo bat was probably the best swag you have ever gotten, you are always flopping that beast around.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:37
Mr Andy Dixon
That header. Oh my God.
Ravelle Madrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:40
Ravelle Madrox
Every episode should have a quality header like this.
MyCoolWhiteLies's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:48
MyCoolWhiteLies
Please post a wallpaper sized version of that artwork.
Noir Trilby's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:51
Noir Trilby
Dat header.
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:51
Regnier
That header is fucking amazing
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 12:58
Primo
AMAZING HEADER
sewerraccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:00
sewerraccoon
For the love of fuck, Jim. Please post a high res version of that header. I'm with MrCoolWhiteLies, I need that as my wallpaper
8bitstitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:15
8bitstitches
I'm with everyone else. Best header ever.
Sepheim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:18
Sepheim
That is the greatest header of all time.

Podtoid was also one of the best ever, I can't get enough of Holmes' gaping worm chasm! I swear Jonathan Holmes gets more disturbingly horny each week. Dirty little slut.
DepressedOptimist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:18
DepressedOptimist
Dat Dafoe!
NeverMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:24
NeverMonkey
Hey guys! I'm the dude who made that header. Glad you all like it! If you want the hi-res version drop your email on my page right here and I'll send it to you. www.fb.com/nevermonkey

Or maybe the image as is on the FB page would be hi-res enough for you.

If you clicked like on that page that'd be pretty awesome of you too. :)
DreRox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:28
DreRox
Dat Header

Me listening to this Podtoid

AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:30
AceFlibble
Brad's fist makes it for me.
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:36
DuckedUpOnQuack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWpIGUKYlxI

video footage from inside Jonathan Holmes' anus.
DreRox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:36
DreRox
NeverMonkey, you've got talent bro. If I had FB I would Like you. Hard.
AlphaRedux's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:40
AlphaRedux
@ NeverMonkey; please make more !!
JohnApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:41
JohnApocalypse
Who is supposed to be the Ham?
Themuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:50
Themuad
@NeverMonkey

Due to that header you are now allowed to either deny the holocaust or murder sid meyer. We just have to let that shit slide now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 13:59
Jim Sterling
NeverMonkey: If you wanna send a hi-rez over I can attach it to the article. Unless you want to drive people to your FB, which I think you're freely entitled to after making such excellent art! :-)
NeverMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 14:02
NeverMonkey
@Themuad

One or the other? I'll have to choose carefully...

@JohnApocalypse

It's Reggie Fillet-o-meat. I guess he doesn't look as pork-choppy as I'd have liked.

Everybody, glad you all like the header. There'll be more odd shit like that coming from my page soon.

http://www.facebook.com/nevermonkey
Themuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 14:14
Themuad
@NeverMonkey

Keep in mind that we need Sid to make a new transport tycoon.
NeverMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 14:18
NeverMonkey
@Jim Sterling
People can check out my page and like it if they wish. I'd hugely appreciate it.
But if they don't want to be inconvenienced that's fine too. I'll send you the ludicrously massive full quality image which will still look sharp on any size of HD monitor. :P You can attach it and there'll be laughter and joy all round.

jim@destructoid.com , right?
MeanderBot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 14:20
MeanderBot
Great show as always guys, as always. Can't wait for part 2!
Warwolf 3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 14:57
Warwolf 3
I am now the happiest I've been all week. And it's been a good week!
Samuraidino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 16:17
Samuraidino
I need either a poster sized version,or the image of Jim riding atop Holmes on a T shirt!
Kaoslyon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 16:31
Kaoslyon
Goddammit, Jim. I laughed so hard during the Dafoe pitch, I have the hiccups now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 16:43
Jim Sterling
A hi-rez version of that picture is now in a gallery attached to the post!
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 17:24
Primo
also, great episode, you guys make a great trio
Casey Baker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 17:43
Casey Baker
Did Tara have a cold in that podcast? I was semi-convinced for a moment there that Max was doing an impression of Tara.

Also, that header really is amazing.

And poor Holmes, he might as well be a Japanese woman with the way he's subjected to Jim's bizarre male sexual fantasies.
HaVoK308's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 18:00
HaVoK308
I have been passing on this show for the past few weeks now. I tune in to hear about video games and all you hear is homosexual, child porn, disturbing rhetoric because the Host finds it humorous. I have heard you mention you have children. Apparently you are not their maternal father. Then you have a good genuine guy like Jonathan Holmes who is stuck in the uncomfortable middle. Pretty pathetic, considering Jim Sterling actually has a lot of great ideas and could do a lot for the industry. If only his head was not stuck in the filthy gutter where he feels compelled to pander to teenagers for cheap applause.
Noah Merriman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 19:13
Noah Merriman
What do Danny DeVito and Willam Defoe have to do with this show? I am now intrigued!
SoundsLike's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 19:20
SoundsLike
@Havok308: "I tune in to hear about video games and all you hear is homosexual, child porn, disturbing rhetoric because the Host finds it humorous."

Its pretty telling that you include "homosexual rhetoric" in that list and not "sexual harassment", which would be more in line with the rest of your complaints. Let me guess, you don't hate gays, you just hate when they are "all in your face about it".
NeverMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 19:25
NeverMonkey
@Noah Merriman

New to the show, bro? Jim does Willem Dafoe movie pitches. And he also did some impressions of Devito and those stuck with me. :P
odintal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 20:17
odintal
Holmes' horrible HJ story reminded me of my first BJ. Sitting in my old pick up truck which had no heat, in the parking lot of an apartment complex, in Indiana, in January.

Bless her heart she was trying but between the cold and my realization of how little I was into this chick at that point, I could barely get half mast.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 21:34
Jim Sterling
HaVoK308:

Fairly certain you've said all that before. You just gonna drop in every few weeks to remind us that the show you don't like is the show that you don't like?

I am all for criticism, but complaining about the entire structure of a show that is working for its audience multiple times because it's not your kind of show just seems pointless for everybody.
nfm1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 22:22
nfm1337
"teenagers for cheap applause"? I take offence to that. I'm all grown up, I just happen to be extremely immature. But Jim, please keep pandering to me for cheap applause!
BrowneyeWinkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 22:55
BrowneyeWinkin
If Niero shuts down Podtoid there will be death and/or bomb threats.
ZeniGeva's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2012 23:19
ZeniGeva
@Jim Sterling - Holmes mentioned what the music should be for your Dafoe movie concept. I couldn't get the image out of my head of the last scene, when Dafoe looks up at the sun, suddenly the Apollo 440 "Lost In Space" theme tune starts playing through to the credit sequence (with the Lost in Space film audio bits not removed on purpose):

e.g this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYpoCzkHh0s
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 00:17
DuckedUpOnQuack
@HaVoK308 I agree. POOR JONATHAN HOLMES. A swell chap like him doesn't deserve the awful treatment he gets. He's just a little 30-something year-old boy discovering what the world is like! In his formative years, he's susceptible to all kinds of misinformation and maltreatment. Any mistep and that fragile psyche of his could be shattered. Poor boy. Look at what these horrible people have done to this defenseless, innocent creature. He probably has no confidence. And with no money and no one else to help him, it's not like he can escape this abusive situation.

Shame on Jim Sterling and Hamza Aziz. Especially Hamza Aziz. How can you expect your kid to contribute to society if you don't raise him right? It's not like he can think for himself or leave Podtoid if he feels mistreated. You guys are like a pair of Hitler dads. No, worse. You're the Judases of doing a good job at raising Jonathan Holmses. How can the boy be expected to think for himself, fend for himself? A ham sandwich with no mayonaise? What kind of shit are you putting in his lunchbox? He needs energy if you want him to get a head start at life! All the other kids his age are on their way up! Your worse than abusive parents, Jim and Hamza (especially Hamza). You're fucking bullies and it's pathetic. I cry at night thinking of how much Jonathan Holmes must be crying at night about how mean you are to him on the Skype.

And when I wake up I feel compelled to write about these... these... INJUSTICES! Because that's what they are. Genuine, swell dudes like Yonatan Homes come along maybe once in a generation and you gotta raise him right! Be nice to him and don't make him feel bad by telling him about the sex you want to do to him because THAT'S not nice. YOU aren't nice. And Smithsonathan Moans deserves better. OOOOOOooooohhhhh poor fully grown man Jonathan Holmes.

Am I right guys? Who's with HaVoK308 and I?
jondier's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 00:22
jondier
the header kinda reminds me of an adult swim version of adventure time. i like it.
Felipe Csermakdeborba Zane's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 02:11
Felipe Csermakdeborba Zane
Haha, my teacher actually went to school with Willem Defoe and I currently live in the town where he was born. XD
NeverMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 05:44
NeverMonkey
@jondier

I am honoured, sir. Two of my favourite things!
Cerun's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 06:02
Cerun
And with this Hamza has earned my respect.

Well, my acceptance of him on the podcast. I am not sure respect can apply to this podcast.

My love applies. Love love.
KorJax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2012 10:56
KorJax
Podtoid is awesome because it's not your average video game podcast. I used to listen to PC Gamer US until I realized it's a short, over-produced garbage where everyone on the show in their monotone voices get excited over YET ANOTHER MMORPG or F2P game and how much they want to have sex with Blizzard and Bioware. It wouldn't be so bad, if EVERY show was exactly like that. Let's not even get into the fact that they refused to even acknowledge DX:HR's exsistence when it was released, because why talk about that when you could talk about Leauge of Legends?

Or, I could stop listening to that, and instead enjoy myself a weekly Podtoid which is always epic in length, hilariously different to listen to, AND I still get a slice of insightful video game discussion too. It's more like a causal hang-out of like minded invdiduals than a "radio show with a very specific rhetoric".

That said I loved old Podtoid too, which was much more structured. It still had a bit of zanyness to it though, that made it fun and interesting to listen to.
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