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Windows RT still haunted by the ghost of Microsoft's 2001 tablet fiasco

Comment Make laptops or fondleslabs: the fondletop can't work

Hardware 25 Oct 16:36

LSI puts on brave smile, blames sales droop on 'soft' PC biz

Don't panic, it's nabbed a social network as a customer

Storage 25 Oct 16:13

HP's 'strained' relations with Violin: Vulture-on-the-windowsill account

Exclusive Our sources don't cry over spilt beans

Storage 25 Oct 15:27

Mysterious galactic glow caused by Hitchhikers' Krikkit style stars

Lone darkness-wrapped suns fingered in infrared conundrum

Science 25 Oct 14:54

Bookeen lights up Odyssey e-reader screen

Let's glow

reghardware 25 Oct 14:51

Symantec CEO takes over global sales chief's job, shows him door

'Best position to win' is with Bennett in every position

Security 25 Oct 14:45

Facebook's stock rally may be shortlived: Small advertisers enraged

These fake bisexual girls aren't helping my business!

Media 25 Oct 14:22

Dyson alleges spy stole 'leccy motor secrets for Bosch

Clean up your act, says vacuum maker

reghardware 25 Oct 14:08

Lenovo IdeaPad U410 14in Ultrabook review

Cheaper by design

reghardware 25 Oct 07:00

Why is 4G so expensive? Answer: The Post-Voice Era is coming

Analysis The money will go where the bandwidth is

Mobile 25 Oct 13:28

No GPS in the iPad Mini Wi-Fi: People are right to criticise

Comment Characteristically evil move by Cupertino

Hardware 25 Oct 12:56

Ballmer has plans for more Microsoft own-brand hardware

Mmmm, this Windows 8 dogfood is tasty

Hardware 25 Oct 12:33

Quantum blames LTO-6 switch-hit for crappy tape sales

But revenues on the mend as firm does well on disk-based dedupe, cuts spending

Storage 25 Oct 12:02

Carphone Warehouse outs LG-made Google Nexus 4 smartphone

Premature evaluation

reghardware 25 Oct 11:50

Renault Clio IV and R-Link Android console hands-on preview

Behind the wheel with the Google-based in-car system

reghardware 25 Oct 11:03

Microsoft's 'official' Windows 8 Survival Guide leaks

What you really, really need to know

Windows 8 25 Oct 11:40

Chinese boffins discover bizarro fish-oid creature with FOUR LIMBS

The THING that crawled OUT OF THE SWAMP

Science 25 Oct 10:57

Who is it that makes pots of cash from Apple and Facebook?

Putting the flash into the pan

Storage 25 Oct 10:26

James Bond doesn't do CGI: Inside 007's amazing real-world action

Bond on Film Invisible Aston? We don't like to talk about it

Bond, James Bond 25 Oct 10:01

'Regular' PS3 gamers who've cancelled credit cards? You FOOLS!

'Network still secure' despite firmware hack and decryption key leak – security expert

Security 25 Oct 09:38

The Big Debate: OK gloomsters, how can the music biz be FIXED?

Battle of Ideas 2012 Technology is sinking to the occasion

Media 25 Oct 09:19

Rackspace stream from the Clouds to you 'will out-flow the Amazon'

Behold our uncapped data torrents, Bezos, and despair

Storage 25 Oct 09:02

Vaunted Windows 8 RTM updates 'actually featured from Win2000'

Ex-Microsofties dispute Sinofsky's blogpost claim

Windows 8 25 Oct 08:30

Acronis reveals plan to bust out of backup biz, thrust growth sideways

Plenty of room in enterprise sync 'n' share, right?

Storage 25 Oct 08:03

Sky staffer plundered database to benefit naughty false firms

Keep your enemies close, your DBAs closer still

Storage 25 Oct 07:29

China's Goophone unveils US$99 Android iPad Mini clone

Every inch a GooPad mini with none of that Apple taste

Hardware 25 Oct 05:09

Boeing recipe turns cooking oil into jet fuel

Come fry with me...

Science 25 Oct 04:18

ESO's nine-gigapixel galactic image has 84 MILLION stars

A portrait of the Milky Way bulge in the infrared

Science 25 Oct 01:45

Boeing zaps PCs using CHAMP missile microwave attacks

Kills power, leaves IT admins intact

Science 25 Oct 00:54

Fujitsu assigns team of women to design PC for women

'All-out-pursuit of elegance' produces jewelled power supplies and mice

Hardware 25 Oct 00:30

Imation cutting 20 per cent of workforce amid losses

'Exploring option for CE biz' says CEO Lucas

Storage 24 Oct 22:48

US-CERT warns DKIM email open to spoofing

Mathematician accidentally spots flaw

Security 24 Oct 22:14

Australian volcano starts to blow

Don't worry: only penguins are in danger as it's in the middle of nowhere

Science 24 Oct 21:00

Microsoft mixes Hortonworks Hadoop with Windows and Azure

Hadoop World Redmond's Big Data play makes Yahoo money

Software 24 Oct 20:56

Dell lends Apache ARM software efforts a hand

Forges 'Zinc' custom Calxeda ARM server

Servers 24 Oct 20:09

Super Micro bends metal for Super Hadooper data munchers

Server sales carry on, but face headwinds

HPC 24 Oct 18:00

Surface tablets snapped up on pre-order, but no camping in the street

Brits loving it, Americans and Frenchies holding back

Windows 8 24 Oct 17:04

EMC flat-lining as economy continues to circle drain

You may find your sales rep is more willing to deal ...

Storage 24 Oct 16:26

Latest PS3 hack hits Sony with massive migraine

Master key leaked, pirates rejoice

reghardware 24 Oct 15:58

Judge GIVES APPLE THE FINGER in multitouch iDevice patent case

Or more accurately, lets Samsung give Cupertino two

Hardware 24 Oct 15:54

Unisys tastes red ink in mouth after pension chop-slap

Tough out there in Services Land

Data Center 24 Oct 15:22

Wonder why you live longer than a chimp? Thank your MOTHER IN LAW

And your mum, other grandmas. Grandads not mentioned

Science 24 Oct 14:22

SAP happy enough, despite lack of massive lawsuit win this year

McDermott boasts of huge bulge into the cloud

The Channel 24 Oct 13:58

Stand by for Friday's Live Chat: Windows 8 launch - who, why and what?!

Live Chat Surface, ARM, battery life, pricing - Speak Your Brains

Windows 8 24 Oct 13:30

EC: Microsoft didn't honour browser-choice commitment

Millions weren't offered chance to bin IE in Windows 7, says commission

Operating Systems 24 Oct 13:11

Cloudera's Project Impala rides herd with Hadoop elephant in real-time

Hadoop World Life's no longer a batch

Software 24 Oct 13:03

Adobe plugs up buffer overflow holes in Shockwave update

Nobody using them yet - but they will be now

Security 24 Oct 12:27

Raspberry Pi SoC drivers now fully open source

World first

reghardware 24 Oct 12:07

How Bodyform's farting 'CEO' became a viral sensation

Man complaining over non-skydiving ladies was REAL

Media 24 Oct 11:59

Panel production problems may stop iPad Minis getting into fans' mitts

Researcher warns of supply chain strains

reghardware 24 Oct 11:28

Apple slips bomb into ITC filing: Samsung being PROBED by US gov

Korean firm under investigation over use of standards-essential patents

Hardware 24 Oct 11:27

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Microsoft Surface tablets
Comment Make laptops or fondleslabs: the fondletop can't work
Violin Memory 3200 Memory Array
Exclusive Our sources don't cry over spilt beans
Lone darkness-wrapped suns fingered in infrared conundrum
Windows 3.0 Color Control Panel
What you really, really need to know
Underwater battle in Thunderball, choreographed by Ricou Browning
Bond on Film Invisible Aston? We don't like to talk about it
Battle of Ideas 2012 Technology is sinking to the occasion
Ex-Microsofties dispute Sinofsky's blogpost claim
And your mum, other grandmas. Grandads not mentioned
Man complaining over non-skydiving ladies was REAL
Windows 8
Not ready installing on drive C: abort, retry or fail?