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Young Frenchwoman desperate for fat pipe tumbles out of window

Needy numpty goes down in quest for hookup

Bootnotes 19 Oct 13:15

Royal Society hosts edit-a-thon to get women onto Wikipedia

In the form of information, and as nerditors too

Bootnotes 19 Oct 12:58

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 11:00

'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder

Quotw Plus: 'Alas, John McClane isn't around to fix weak IT systems'

Bootnotes 19 Oct 10:20

Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond

Poll 007 vs 007 in pub-debate movie supremacy deathmatch

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 10:00

Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm

Diversification plan adds porkers to gamers

Bootnotes 19 Oct 06:46

Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!

Red Back in terror march

Bootnotes 19 Oct 02:00

Sanitary towel firm's 'CEO' sets traumatised man straight

'Bought her five boxes, she still hasn't been skydiving'

Bootnotes 18 Oct 12:19

Boffins explain research with interpretive dance

Dance your Ph.D. winner scores with 'The romantic revolution of Lightness & Strength'

Bootnotes 18 Oct 01:40

Now pay attention, 007: James Bond's Q re-booted

Bond on Film What makes an HM Secret Service tech guy?

Bond, James Bond 16 Oct 09:00

Engineer designs glass slipper on Quora

You shall go to the ball, Cinderella

Bootnotes 15 Oct 23:43

Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

Told you not to mention the war

Bootnotes 15 Oct 08:58

And the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is ... the EU?

Prevented Germans invading anyone for record period

Bootnotes 12 Oct 11:39

El Reg VULTURE logo FOUND ON MARS

Playmobil or It Didn't Happen This is how you do it, Red Hat

Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:15

HP veep: 'Lenovo won't be No 1 in PCs... oh wait...'

Quotw Plus: 'Hackers used a spell they call Aura of God, I think'

Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:00

Winston Churchill's personal papers digitised, available online

Madam, if I were your husband I should read them

Bootnotes 12 Oct 09:37

Vote NOW for the vilest Bond villain

Poll I've been expecting you, 007

Bootnotes 12 Oct 09:00

Inside the mind of a Bond supervillain: Psychotic, autistic - or neither?

Bond on Film Also - 007's Dr Who style differing personalities

Bond, James Bond 12 Oct 08:00

Foxconn: Worker who lost half his brain in accident must leave hospital

'Commies made us do it', insists fondleslabricator

Bootnotes 11 Oct 15:21

Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

Nuts replace fruit with crosses

Bootnotes 11 Oct 08:02

New Zealand issues Hobbit money

Previousss coins have horrible exchange rate

Bootnotes 9 Oct 05:08

Skydiver Baumgartner's 120,000ft spacesuit leap delayed by bad wind

'Sorry chaps, we'll try again tomorrow, eh?'

Bootnotes 8 Oct 11:28

Target Silicon Valley: Why A View to a Kill actually made sense

Bond on Film Bond villain Zorin's plan wouldn't work today, though

Bond, James Bond 8 Oct 09:00

Democrat candidate attacked by GOP for being stabby assassin ORC

When Republicans play WoW they're all paladins

Bootnotes 5 Oct 15:03

Steve Jobs is STILL DEAD

'I am Ahead of the Puck', insists deceased biz titan

Bootnotes 5 Oct 14:33

'X Factor for tech is going to be OUTTA THIS WORLD'

QuoTW Plus: 'While we're improving Maps, you can try our rivals'

Bootnotes 5 Oct 11:01

Inside the real-world Double-O section of Her Majesty's Secret Service

Bond on Film Commander Bond's previous career as it would be today

Bond, James Bond 5 Oct 08:40

From Dr No to Skyfall: The Reg's one month of Bond

Bond on Film 007-size science, technology and myths in depth

Bond, James Bond 4 Oct 09:46

ScanJet sings number one hit

Disks are cymbals, oscilliscope bass, in song that humans used to know

Bootnotes 4 Oct 02:15

Brighton marathon munchers banned from all-you-can-eat diner

Snouts out of trough for porker pair

Bootnotes 3 Oct 08:42

Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

Updated Machine Gun Kelly rap gets out of hand

Bootnotes 2 Oct 22:36

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

DA describes demise as 'doggone weird'

Bootnotes 2 Oct 12:02

Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

Pasta-based worshippers protest arrest of man for 'blasphemy'

Bootnotes 2 Oct 10:47

Steve Jobs resurfaces in Hong Kong

Video Thanks to near-$200K effort by Madame Tussaud's crew

Bootnotes 1 Oct 19:32

Icelandic town demands vulva museum

Stuff wild animals, we want Pussy Riot

Bootnotes 28 Sep 11:48

Vote now for the ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE

Poll The moment of porcine truth has arrived...

Bootnotes 28 Sep 10:02

'What was Google going to do, force Apple to change its mind?'

QuotW Plus: 'It was extremely tight. The sleeve started to slide off, but I was able to get it out'

Bootnotes 28 Sep 09:01

Politico's locked room mystery Linux install crime solved

Rock lob boy and 'clueless staffer' fingered in Grimmgate probe

Bootnotes 27 Sep 12:59

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

Postie ruling to reveal how much we trust next door with our sensitive stuff

Bootnotes 27 Sep 12:43

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

Extra choc bits to colleague end in McMarching orders

Bootnotes 27 Sep 09:19

Skydiver sets date for 'supersonic' edge-of-space PLUNGE

Vid 'Like a parachuting Austrian tiger in a cage'

Bootnotes 26 Sep 16:36

NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie

'This has to be a first', admits hospital insider

Bootnotes 26 Sep 09:21

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Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007
Bond on Film What makes an HM Secret Service tech guy?
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Bond on Film Also - 007's Dr Who style differing personalities
(c) Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. TM Danjaq, LLC. All Rights Reserved
Bond on Film Bond villain Zorin's plan wouldn't work today, though
Bond on Film Commander Bond's previous career as it would be today
'They're in there playing Jenga with them', whispers mole
America to get rich selling Foxconn gizmos to itself!
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