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FalconStor honcho rejigs storage biz: OEMs - who needs them?

McNiel fights to embulgen balance sheet

Storage 19 Oct 15:34

Windows 8 wait prompts PC sales droop in EMEA

Lenovo only firm to boost channel sales-in during Q3

The Channel 19 Oct 15:01

Anonymous cell: Shove off, credit-hoggers, WE took down HSBC

Updated Hacktivist splinter group claims responsibility for packet flood

Security 19 Oct 14:28

EARTH was a BAKING LIFELESS DESERT for 5 MILLION years

Steaming seas prevented recovery from mass extinction

Science 19 Oct 13:58

French cops cuff man over €500K Android Trojan scam

Suspect had wanted to earn his crust as software dev

Security 19 Oct 13:27

Young Frenchwoman desperate for fat pipe tumbles out of window

Needy numpty goes down in quest for hookup

Bootnotes 19 Oct 13:15

Royal Society hosts edit-a-thon to get women onto Wikipedia

In the form of information, and as nerditors too

Bootnotes 19 Oct 12:58

IBM prepares to demo 125TB MONSTER tape

IP Expo: Tape Summit Huge LTO-6 hardness is shingled

Storage 19 Oct 12:29

The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The dangers of hanging on to very old kit

reghardware 19 Oct 12:01

BYOD: Ready or not, here it comes

Video You can’t hide

Business 19 Oct 11:40

Mac gamers a-gog as GOG goes Mac

Witcher 2 hits OS X

reghardware 19 Oct 11:24

Education Secretary Gove: Tim Berners-Lee 'created the INTERNET'

Signs up Facebook to teach our kids, links to prostitutes

Government 19 Oct 11:16

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 11:00

Nokia puts Symbian out to pasture ... why not release it into the wild?

Old girl needn't be finished yet

Developer 19 Oct 10:45

Resident Evil 6 game review

Review It's bite night tonight in a horrorfest sporting an impressive engine

reghardware 19 Oct 07:00

Sony posts, pulls PlayStation Store update

Revamp's 'teething troubles' vex users

reghardware 19 Oct 10:39

HSBC websites fell in DDoS attack last night, bank admits

Updated Hacktivists blamed for online banking blackout

Security 19 Oct 10:23

'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder

Quotw Plus: 'Alas, John McClane isn't around to fix weak IT systems'

Bootnotes 19 Oct 10:20

Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond

Poll 007 vs 007 in pub-debate movie supremacy deathmatch

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 10:00

Iffy image said to signify incoming 10in Google tablet

'Nexus 10' eyed in EXIF data

reghardware 19 Oct 09:38

EMC in bizarre Juniper gobble attempt - Wall Street whispers

Tucci hoping to go down in history as 'Crazy Joe'?

Storage 19 Oct 09:13

EU judge scolds Austria: Data sheriffs must be properly independent

You in the back, stop whispering with the chancellor ...

Law 19 Oct 08:37

Sacked British RIM staffers to get minimum legal payout

Exclusive As bosses scoff foie gras and chips

Business 19 Oct 08:20

Labour claims 'highest ranked UK politico in World of Warcraft' title

Camden councillor 'Plaguepit' expects Lib Dem challenge

Government 19 Oct 08:01

Look behind you, WD: Seagate's turned up, and it has 3 biz drives

Fashionably late to the 4TB party - who is that stranger?

Storage 19 Oct 07:33

Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm

Diversification plan adds porkers to gamers

Business 19 Oct 06:46

ICO: Education ministry BROKE the Data Protection Act

Exclusive But we have decided not to do anything about it

Government 19 Oct 06:29

Windows 8 'bad' analyst says Store is a weakness

On the upside the Windows Store has more apps than Firefox's new Marketplace

Software 19 Oct 06:05

Majority of humans still don't have a mobile

Hello? HELLO?

Mobile 19 Oct 05:07

New Oz road rules forbid touching mobes

Can we cash in on the hands free rules, Siri?

Mobile 19 Oct 04:54

Move over Silicon Valley, the Chinese are coming

KPMG report says PRC will be innovation leader by 2016

Business 19 Oct 04:07

Kiwi three strikes piracy case collapses

Accused had never seen, and had no idea how to use, file-sharing software

Government 19 Oct 04:04

Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!

Red Back in terror march

Bootnotes 19 Oct 02:00

Apple banishes Java from Mac browsers

Fanbois told to install Oracle's plugin

Software 19 Oct 01:32

Google 'uniquely positioned' for move to mobile internet

Cites $8bn in mobile, content and apps revenues

Financial News 19 Oct 00:18

AMD to 'reset' goals: servers, embedded, ultra-low power

CEO Read promises 'clear and decisive action'

Hardware 19 Oct 00:15

Microsoft reports low Q1 earnings on sluggish PC sales

Everyone's waiting for Windows 8 – they hope

Financial News 19 Oct 00:14

Dell dream team fantasizes about flashy and easy infrastructure

Wakes up with Active System 'enterprise solution' in hand

Servers 18 Oct 22:58

Alt root user suing ICANN over dot-Web

ION has wanted the gTLD since 2000

Networks 18 Oct 22:22

AMD posts $157m loss, will lay off 15% of workers this quarter

They said it was going to be bad, and they were right

Financial News 18 Oct 20:53

Google rolls out new, cheaper Chromebooks 'for everyone'

Atom chips swapped out for ARM

Hardware 18 Oct 20:23

Apple ordered to open its books on iPhone, iPad profits

'Show us the money' says Judge Koh

Law 18 Oct 19:54

Newsweek succumbs to ad slippage, will kill print pub

Bets its future on fondleslab subscribers

Media 18 Oct 19:22

Good news for Relational DBAs

Comment Looks like there will still be demand for your services

Jobs 18 Oct 18:38

Google shares dive as profits reported down 20%

Trading suspended until market calms down

Financial News 18 Oct 17:43

Cray bags InfiniBand, Lustre smarties from SystemFabricWorks

SFW to focus on system integration

HPC 18 Oct 17:24

Ancient 16m-yr-old beastie caught riding on much bigger flying mount

Astounding images of tiny aerial equestrian

Science 18 Oct 16:53

Twitter censors bow to police, suppress Nazi tweets

First they came for the national socialists ...

Media 18 Oct 15:58

Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

In font no smaller than 14-point Arial, judge insists

Law 18 Oct 15:57

Citrix lowers sword, will take more time on 'Project Avalon' virty PC broker

Scaling to 1 million desktops... not so easy

Virtualization 18 Oct 15:19

Ay caramba, Ubuntu 12.10: Get it right on Amazon!

Review NSFW, laughable results - what were they thinking?

Developer 18 Oct 15:00

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Review NSFW, laughable results - what were they thinking?
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'Theia' absorbed into core, lies beneath our feet today
A Star Wars Imperial Stormtrooper on guard
Reveals Stormtroopers, propellerheads, ravenous blondes
Body which issues CISSP tin stars set for shakeup?
Open ... and Shut Money talks, a Twitter meme walks
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