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Podtoid 190: Cerebral Pal-Z

Yes, the rumors are true. Max Scoville is off to fight in the great war and send Jerry running for the hills. It's going to be his last show for some time, but he definitely saved his best joke for this special little episode...   more

Podtoid 190: Cerebral Pal-Z photo

Podtoid Special: Used Games with David Jaffe

On a special bonus episode of Podtoid, Eat Sleep Play co-founder and Twisted Metal co-director David Jaffe chats with Jim Sterling about used games, online passes, and the strained relationship between publishers and consumer...   more

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Podtoid 189: Sip The Coffee Of Racism

On a very romantic episode of Podtoid, Jim and Jonathan discuss the difference between humor and racism, as well as best way to deal with offended people. Our heroes also take a look at some of the hottest movies on the PS Vi...   more

Podtoid 189: Sip The Coffee Of Racism photo

Podtoid 188: The Cat Pimp of Baltimore

On this week's Podtoid, special sports person Samit Sarkar joins the usual crew for another carnival of stupid garbage. Why is Jonathan Holmes wearing a blanket of cats and why is he suddenly so rich? Is Max Scoville paying h...   more

Podtoid 188: The Cat Pimp of Baltimore  photo

Podtoid 187: The Rosa Parks of Penises

On this week's all-inclusive Podtoid, the gang talks about Jim's broken back, Max Scoville's professional recording situation, and Jonathan Holmes stabbing his landlord in the name of freedom. We also devote much time to desc...   more

Podtoid 187: The Rosa Parks of Penises  photo

Podtoid 186: Cum Bastard

This week, Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes hold the fort to talk about hit modern musicians like Alien Ant Farm and Jason Donovan. We also chat about the impact of piracy and copyright law, Paula Deen's impact on the videoga...   more

Podtoid 186: Cum Bastard photo

Podtoid 185: My Cock Is Covered In Tiny Monkeys

On a lengthy episode of Podtoid, the gang discusses Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs, phone conversations with psychic hamburgers, and reading porn in bomb shelters. We also debut a new weekly feature in which we laugh at ...   more

Podtoid 185: My Cock Is Covered In Tiny Monkeys photo

This Podtoid animation is the new best thing ever

Podtoid listener Thomas Truong (Cutie Honey on the CBlogs) made this frankly fantastic animation, taking my description of E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy and turning it into a wonderful cartoon. Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville, Tara Long and a whole feast of in-jokes star! If you like Podtoid or E.Y.E, then this is essential viewing.   more

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Podtoid 184: Toothy Bone Forest

On this week's thrilling episode of Podtoid, the gang discuss Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the needlessness of prequels, and the amazing man that sells Max beer who is obviously a supervillain. We also discuss the hilarious racism...   more

Podtoid 184: Toothy Bone Forest photo

Podtoid 183: Narcissistic Lesbian Romance

On this week's Podtoid, we get pretty damn vicious about Sandra Bullock, we chat about the ethics of making mental patients fight like pocket monsters, and we chat about how 2012 is going to be a "great year for game journali...   more

Podtoid 183: Narcissistic Lesbian Romance  photo

Podtoid 182: Anal Siege

It's a festive edition of Podtoid this week, as Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes relax with some drinks and memories of 2011. As we get ourselves increasingly drunk on scotch and vodka, we reminisce about the hatred Capcom re...   more

Podtoid 182: Anal Siege photo

Podtoid 181: Elton John Is Just A Hateful Man

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we are finally brave enough to say the things about Elton John that have needed to be said for a long time. We also talk about how Jonathan Holmes discovered pedophilia in the thirties, how ...   more

Podtoid 181: Elton John Is Just A Hateful Man photo

Podtoid 180: Stink Wank

On a fun-stuffed Podtoid, the gang (minus Tara) whines about whiners, discusses the pointlessness of the VGAs, and examines the potential of the PlayStation Vita. Elsewhere, Jonathan Holmes has to be told what Dungeon Keeper ...   more

Podtoid 180: Stink Wank photo

Podtoid 179: Kirby's Nightmare F**khole

This week, the crew is joined by Destructoid News Editor Conrad Zimmerman to discuss Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, the North American release of Xenoblade Chronicles and maybe one other videogame thing. Naturally, we spend f...   more

Podtoid 179: Kirby's Nightmare F**khole photo

Podtoid 178: A Bat With A Bra

On this week's edition of Podtoid, we talk about the latest bit of review drama, as well as return to yet more Skyrim chatter. There's also a rather nice little discussion on why the Wii would have been the very best HD conso...   more

Podtoid 178: A Bat With A Bra photo

Podtoid 177: Plague Dogs

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses 3D movies, the greatness of Rutger "The Rut" Hauer, and the difficulty Max would have if he was a woman. We also chat about Plague Dogs, attempt to impress Jon Stewart wit...   more

Podtoid 177: Plague Dogs photo

Podtoid 176: Twilight Dragonpussy

On this week's salty edition of Podtoid, we discuss the meaning of dreams, the nature of the Twilight series, and whether or not Max is in serious trouble for disturbing his neighbors while recording the show. We also get sci...   more

Podtoid 176: Twilight Dragonpussy photo

Podtoid 175: Fat Tits

Max Scoville is out this week, but we still have plenty to talk about, and most of it focused on videogames. We discuss the utterly pathetic "controversy" surrounding Destructoid's Modern Warfare 3 review, and chat in-depth a...   more

Podtoid 175: Fat Tits photo

Podtoid 174: Ant Honey

On a particularly rambunctious episode of Podtoid, the gang discusses how nature documentaries exploit death to get rich, how to deal with rock stars marrying children, and how delicious Ant Honey can be secured at your local...   more

Podtoid 174: Ant Honey photo

Podtoid 173: Fetus Dreams

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we get incredibly sassy, Max comes up with the perfect description of the Kirby series, and we introduce a brand new weekly segment called, "Is This Drug Alright?" Trust me when I say that t...   more

Podtoid 173: Fetus Dreams photo

Podtoid 172: Gender Illusionist

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we demand that Jonathan Holmes stop being so filthy, we solve the Eskimo crisis, we come up with better names for female impersonators and Max tells us about his comic book superhero, Myster...   more

Podtoid 172: Gender Illusionist photo

Podtoid 171: Tara Long Is A Hermaphrodite

On this week's show, an intrepid listener informs us that Tara Long is a hermaphrodite, Jonathan Holmes tattoos Internet shock pictures on his body, and Max and Jim talk about their inability to get diagnosed with mental prob...   more

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Podtoid 170: Thirst World Problems

Podtoid is back on form with an episode full of offensive fun. This week, we discuss the "Camal" toe (whatever that is), what it would be like if Bob Geldof was an Android phone charger, and take a look at the filmography of ...   more

Podtoid 170: Thirst World Problems photo

Podtoid 169: Why Did I Say I'd Burn The Constitution?

Please forgive the audio quality on this episode, as we ran into a few problems that couldn't be solved in due time (seriously, I know how bad it is and I am sorry). Nevertheless, the gang did a valiant effort of answering as...   more

Podtoid 169: Why Did I Say I'd Burn The Constitution?  photo

Podtoid 168: Hotel For Pigs (With Guest Tommy Wiseau!)

On this fun-stuffed episode of Podtoid, we chat to none other than Tommy Wiseau, famous for creating The Room and The House That Drips Blood On Alex. He's got a new videogame-themed series coming up, The T...   more

Podtoid 168: Hotel For Pigs (With Guest Tommy Wiseau!) photo

Podtoid 167: Stop performing anilingus on the patients

On this week's episode, Max takes a bath throughout the entire show while we discuss tormenting animals in the name of entertainment, reality TV's place as the new Victorian freak show, whether or not Jonathan Holmes has caug...   more

Podtoid 167: Stop performing anilingus on the patients photo

Podtoid 166: Toddler Semen Farm

This week's Podtoid has been a technological disaster. The first episode we recorded simply didn't record. As for this one ... well, it's 1:15am as this is being typed and I would like to just die.  That attitude is carr...   more

Podtoid 166: Toddler Semen Farm photo

Podtoid 165: Guys Who Like Pies

This week's Podtoid introduces The Piemasters' Guild (by royal appointment). They are manly men who love pie and pie-related paraphenalia. We also talk about PAX, including Destructoid Live 2, hugging Michael Pachter, and dru...   more

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Podtoid 164: Katy Perry Is My Kryptonite

On this week's particularly offensive Podtoid, we discuss the possibility of replacing American currency with berries, taking sexual advantage of the mentally infirm, and finally decide how the legal system should allow us to...   more

Podtoid 164: Katy Perry Is My Kryptonite photo

Podtoid 163: Jonathan Holmes' Hospital of Monsters

On this week's episode of Podtoid, the gang quizzes Jonathan Holmes about his "real" social worker job and the various creatures he has to look after. We also pitch a new sitcom for Voldemort, discuss the power of offensive l...   more

Podtoid 163: Jonathan Holmes' Hospital of Monsters photo

Podtoid 162: Pterodactyl Porn

On this week's Podtoid, we learn about the mating habits of prehistoric winged lizards, discuss fantasies concerning laughing gravy, corner the market on hating teenagers, and reminisce about the nineties. We also discuss our...   more

Podtoid 162: Pterodactyl Porn photo

Podtoid 161: Son of a bitch, play my puzzle!

This week we have a special treat in store, as sports editor Samit Sarkar joins the cast to discuss a little football and chat about EA's new Season Ticket initiative. In a shockingly game-heavy Podtoid, we also discuss the r...   more

Podtoid 161: Son of a bitch, play my puzzle! photo

Podtoid 160: The Lust Gurney

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we worry about crossing the line as it takes us discussing animal cruelty, weird pornography, and Captain Planet before there's even a hint of videogame discussion. Even then, we get sidetra...   more

Podtoid 160: The Lust Gurney photo

Podtoid 159: Voldemort's Opium Den

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the crew commissions a remake of Miamia Vice, officially declares that heroin isn't a big deal, and puts Voldemort in charge of an opium den with his good friend, Emperor Palpatine. You real...   more

Podtoid 159: Voldemort's Opium Den photo

Podtoid 158: Salsa Snack

This week's episode of Podtoid covers a lot of bases, and don't worry -- many of them are horrible and/or weird. This week, we cover Jim being in a game, Kathie Lee Gifford being a horrendous person, Electronic Arts being awf...   more

Podtoid 158: Salsa Snack photo

Podtoid 157: Muddy Buddies

This week's Podtoid is, without a doubt, the weirdest Podtoid to have ever been recorded. In this latest offering of nonsense, you will be introduced to concepts involving Willem Dafoe that you'll wish you'd never been expose...   more

Podtoid 157: Muddy Buddies photo

Podtoid 156: Hipster

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we manage to squeeze in two pretty interesting discussions regarding the recent demise of the California Videogame Law and the Mercenaries 3D save slot controversy. Those discussions are san...   more

Podtoid 156: Hipster photo

Podtoid 155: Lung Lobster

This week's Podtoid is later than usual because the original recording ... never recorded. No idea why, but sadly a rather excellent episode got lost. We didn't want the listeners to go without, however, so I was able to get ...   more

Podtoid 155: Lung Lobster photo

Podtoid 154: Willem Dafoe in The Breast Man

Podtoid is back and we haven't let a little thing like E3 get in the way of demented drivel and inane banter. This week, we discuss L.A. Noire's difficulty levels, the obligatory examination of Duke Nukem's worth as a charact...   more

Podtoid 154: Willem Dafoe in The Breast Man photo

Podtoid: The Big E3 One

A number of Destructoid editors closed E3 in style -- with an all-star Podtoid recording! Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville and myself are joined by Hamza Aziz, Hollie Bennett, Conrad Zimmerman, Tony Ponce, Bob Muir, Jesse "Tacti...   more

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Podtoid 153: Project Cafe Is A Rubber Ass

It's the pre-E3 episode of Podtoid, as if that means anything to anybody. On this episode we discuss how Microsoft will bore us, how Nintendo will crossdress for us, and how Sony will introduce us to the man who is dating its...   more

Podtoid 153: Project Cafe Is A Rubber Ass photo

Podtoid 152: Huge Breast Fantasy

Recording Podtoid has quickly become a highlight of my working week. How could it not, with episodes like this? Amongst the many, increasingly bizarre things discussed, we talk about Max Scoville's love of digital farts, Jim'...   more

Podtoid 152: Huge Breast Fantasy photo

Podtoid 151: Sex with Jar Jar

Jonathan Holmes tells the most fascinating stories. Sometimes, they shatter minds.  This week, the gang discusses L.A. Noire, free PSN games, Gotham City Impostors, and go off on wild tangents that include Star Wars, com...   more

Podtoid 151: Sex with Jar Jar photo

Podtoid 150: Mushrooms That Think

This week, the gang discusses the potential benefits of Microsoft buying Skype, ponders the necessity of calling Hitler evil, provides you with amazing fitness tips and discuss genetic manipulation's greatest nightmare. All t...   more

Podtoid 150: Mushrooms That Think photo

Podtoid 150 records tomorrow!

It's a weird time for Podtoid. It's our 150th podcast, but it's only the second episode of an all-new show. It's not like we can do a retrospective or anything. What we can do, however, is some bloody good chat, so you're at ...   more

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Podtoid 149: Elusive Zazu

It's been a loooong time ... Podtoid is back, with an all-new cast, except for that really annoying Brit guy who ruins everything. Jim Sterling is joined by Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville and Tara Long for a new generation of...   more

Podtoid 149: Elusive Zazu photo

PODTOID

"Oh, it's you. It's been a loooooong time. How have you been? I've been sooooo busy being dead."  Tomorrow, Jim Sterling, Max Scoville, Tara Long and Jonathan Holmes will be recording the first episode of an all-new Podt...   more

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Podtoid 148: Bob Hoskins is watching you f*ck

The end, for now. Podtoid will be going on hiatus for a while. It'll definitely be back -- we're just not sure when, or how, or with whom. In the meantime, not-download a copy of the Super Mario Bros movie and enjoy.   more

Podtoid 148: Bob Hoskins is watching you f*ck photo

Tonight's Podtoid is a Super Mario Bros. movie commentary

It will also be my and Aaron's last Podtoid as Host and Other Guy, respectively. I don't know if we'll have enough time for listener questions at the end, but I thought I'd throw this up on the off chance that someone asks a ...   more

Tonight's Podtoid is a Super Mario Bros. movie commentary photo

Podtoid 147: Robocop killed Clarence Boddicker

This episode of Podtoid includes a lot of discussion about games and stuff, but in reality it's mainly about Brad Nicholson's knowledge of Robocop (and, ironically, his complete lack of knowledge regarding Buckaroo Banzai). Also, the Big Looming Changes to Podtoid are announced a few minutes in.     more

Podtoid 147: Robocop killed Clarence Boddicker photo




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