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And the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is ... the EU?
Prevented Germans invading anyone for record period
Bootnotes 12 Oct 11:39
El Reg VULTURE logo FOUND ON MARS
Playmobil or It Didn't Happen This is how you do it, Red Hat
Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:15
HP veep: 'Lenovo won't be No 1 in PCs... oh wait...'
Quotw Plus: 'Hackers used a spell they call Aura of God, I think'
Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:00
Winston Churchill's personal papers digitised, available online
Madam, if I were your husband I should read them
Bootnotes 12 Oct 09:37
Foxconn: Worker who lost half his brain in accident must leave hospital
'Commies made us do it', insists fondleslabricator
Bootnotes 11 Oct 15:21
Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo
Nuts replace fruit with crosses
Bootnotes 11 Oct 08:02
Skydiver Baumgartner's 120,000ft spacesuit leap delayed by bad wind
'Sorry chaps, we'll try again tomorrow, eh?'
Bootnotes 8 Oct 11:28
Target Silicon Valley: Why A View to a Kill actually made sense
Bond on Film Bond villain Zorin's plan wouldn't work today, though
Bootnotes 8 Oct 09:00
Democrat candidate attacked by GOP for being stabby assassin ORC
When Republicans play WoW they're all paladins
Bootnotes 5 Oct 15:03
'X Factor for tech is going to be OUTTA THIS WORLD'
QuoTW Plus: 'While we're improving Maps, you can try our rivals'
Bootnotes 5 Oct 11:01
ScanJet sings number one hit
Disks are cymbals, oscilliscope bass, in song that humans used to know
Bootnotes 4 Oct 02:15
Brighton marathon munchers banned from all-you-can-eat diner
Snouts out of trough for porker pair
Bootnotes 3 Oct 08:42
Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance
Updated Machine Gun Kelly rap gets out of hand
Bootnotes 2 Oct 22:36
Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect
Pasta-based worshippers protest arrest of man for 'blasphemy'
Bootnotes 2 Oct 10:47
Steve Jobs resurfaces in Hong Kong
Video Thanks to near-$200K effort by Madame Tussaud's crew
Bootnotes 1 Oct 19:32
Vote now for the ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE
Poll The moment of porcine truth has arrived...
Bootnotes 28 Sep 10:02
'What was Google going to do, force Apple to change its mind?'
QuotW Plus: 'It was extremely tight. The sleeve started to slide off, but I was able to get it out'
Bootnotes 28 Sep 09:01
Politico's locked room mystery Linux install crime solved
Rock lob boy and 'clueless staffer' fingered in Grimmgate probe
Bootnotes 27 Sep 12:59
New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages
Postie ruling to reveal how much we trust next door with our sensitive stuff
Bootnotes 27 Sep 12:43
McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob
Extra choc bits to colleague end in McMarching orders
Bootnotes 27 Sep 09:19
Skydiver sets date for 'supersonic' edge-of-space PLUNGE
Vid 'Like a parachuting Austrian tiger in a cage'
Bootnotes 26 Sep 16:36
NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie
'This has to be a first', admits hospital insider
Bootnotes 26 Sep 09:21
Brave copper single-handedly chases 'suspicious' Moon
Mystery light source baffles werewolf plod
Bootnotes 25 Sep 12:44
Analogue TV snuffs it tonight on UK mainland
Freeview to drop out briefly - but not as a mark of respect
Bootnotes 25 Sep 10:24
Apple Maps to the rescue in China/Japan conflict
Two sets of disputed islands depicted, one for each nation
Bootnotes 25 Sep 05:32
Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl
Other cheeks unturned in unholy rumpus
Bootnotes 24 Sep 11:55
Apple scrambled to hire iOS 6 maps engineers DAYS before launch
It's almost as if Apple didn't plan this very well
Bootnotes 21 Sep 16:05
Ig Nobels 2012: Physics of ponytails, chimp arse-cognition and more
Calling Bruce Schneier
Bootnotes 21 Sep 14:01
Neil Gaiman’s saucy pop wife agrees to pay her musicians in money
I give them 'hugs and love', they should be paying ME!
Bootnotes 21 Sep 13:29
LONDON iPHONE 5 MADNESS: 'You must be CRAZY to buy Apple'
High-fiving shoppers spark bewilderment from normal folk
Bootnotes 21 Sep 10:51
Japanese fanboy robbers empty shops of iPhone 5s ahead of launch
Yoink! Now we just need a load of nano SIMs ...
Bootnotes 21 Sep 09:44
Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless
Pics These lubbers be strange 'uns, and no mistake
Bootnotes 19 Sep 10:24
Microsoft bod dreams up 'Star Trek holodeck' games console
Downloads complete, hit Enter when ready
Bootnotes 17 Sep 12:57
Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'
'They're in there playing Jenga with them', whispers mole
Bootnotes 17 Sep 12:09
Australian tabloid decides to fight trolls ... with trolls
A tale of twisted trollumnists
Bootnotes 12 Sep 16:46
Swedish cops contain fermented herring menace
'Gas leak' nothing more than a storm in a surströmming
Bootnotes 12 Sep 09:19
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