Earlier Bootnotes stories
Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Pierogi versus patatas revolconas
Polish pastry squares up to Spanish spuds
Bootnotes 24 Aug 09:00
'United States must renounce its witch-hunt against WikiLeaks'
Quotw Plus: 'We are frankly shocked' – Vodafone clutches pearls over EE's 4G monopoly
Bootnotes 24 Aug 08:19
Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter
Unwisely scoffs booty, collapses, vomits, cops a cuffing
Bootnotes 23 Aug 15:04
Vulture Central logo pops up in prehistoric France
El Reg's vulturine origins traced back 10,000 years
Bootnotes 20 Aug 11:46
eBay invites mystic wrath over ban on spells, potions and lotions
Bet the psychics didn't see that coming
Bootnotes 17 Aug 18:43
Chinese man blows off hands, builds new pair
Iron-Man style DIY effort has man grasping again
Bootnotes 16 Aug 23:00
First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs
Sticky tape is surely a cheaper alternative?
Bootnotes 14 Aug 07:29
Kidney-for-iPad fanboi sues after illness strikes
At least he's still got his fondleslab
Bootnotes 13 Aug 03:48
Hipster craft site bans sales of blood and skulls
Human teeth and hair still are okay though
Bootnotes 12 Aug 23:00
Privacy snafu as TOPLESS Mark Zuckerberg picture leaks online
Gets his hairy chest out for the lads
Bootnotes 11 Aug 21:25
Chinese man's six-ton balls save lives
Four-metre spheres promise to survive floods, heat, radiation
Bootnotes 10 Aug 06:32
Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India
Vid Have you tried turning it off and.. oh, forget it
Bootnotes 6 Aug 12:02
Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei outs his supreme-self as arty hipster
Instagram photo-bloggers get an unlikely new friend
Bootnotes 6 Aug 09:57
'Sending timing data over cell network - what could go wrong?'
Quotw Plus: 'What's the point in having a trial?'
Bootnotes 3 Aug 09:46
ROBOTS battle bunker-buster bank blast blaggers
Down-under bomb robbers in Perth ATM explosion rampage
Bootnotes 1 Aug 07:19
Ever considered putting a rocket up someone's backside?
Aussie's experiment in management jargon, er, backfires
Bootnotes 31 Jul 09:01
World celebrates System Administrator Appreciation Day
Time to buy your BOFH a drink
Bootnotes 27 Jul 19:31
'We asked firms if they were looking at Windows 8, most laughed'
QuoTW Plus: 'Stop being evil and we'll give your products a chance'
Bootnotes 27 Jul 08:02
Skydiving daredevil Baumgartner leaps from 96,000ft
Video Austrian in 365mph free-fall jaunt
Bootnotes 26 Jul 09:47
Captain Cyborg accepts another degree from puny humans
10 INPUT honorary_award$ 20 GOTO 10
Bootnotes 26 Jul 08:01
‘Printed boat’ places second in novelty race
Getting serious with 3D printing
Bootnotes 23 Jul 23:59
Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!
¡Bong! Our social-webpreneur columnist gets his OLYMPIC on
Bootnotes 20 Jul 13:57
'Google can do whatever it wants with the data once it gets it'
Quotw Plus: 'We forgot to give browser choice to 28 million PCs – sorry!'
Bootnotes 20 Jul 11:47
Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets
Earliest known bra unearthed in East Tyrol
Bootnotes 20 Jul 09:13
BIG BOOBS banished from Linux kernel
Microsoft apologises as storm in D-cup resurfaces
Bootnotes 20 Jul 03:20
IT pro to storm Everest in Bletchley Park cash quest
She's tackled SharePoint, she can tackle ANYTHING
Bootnotes 19 Jul 10:18
McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles
Updated Computer Vision pioneer suffers Mac Attack
Bootnotes 18 Jul 08:55
Wikipedia failing to recruit any new admins
Fears that nerditor community may have heard of girls
Bootnotes 18 Jul 07:18
Cockfighting Reg hack cursed with cancer
FoTW Animal lover less than impressed with battling poultry
Bootnotes 17 Jul 07:29
US, Iraqi lawn chair balloonists blown out of sky
Record-setting attempt ends around the bend from Bend
Bootnotes 17 Jul 01:28
Apple Store staircase flagged as Peeping Tom black spot
Hong Kong ladies told to beware covert up-skirt shots
Bootnotes 16 Jul 06:35
US county named 'area of outstanding natural stupidity'
Vulture Central honours trigger-happy Kitsap
Bootnotes 13 Jul 16:08
'O2 customers could try switching their phones off and on again'
Quotw Plus: MacBook Pros leak hazardous goo all over the place
Bootnotes 13 Jul 09:42
Kiwi pooches turn into ROACH MUNCHING DOPE FIENDS
Red-eye, munchies, freezing to death
Bootnotes 12 Jul 23:00