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Earlier Bootnotes stories

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Pierogi versus patatas revolconas

Polish pastry squares up to Spanish spuds

Bootnotes 24 Aug 09:00

'United States must renounce its witch-hunt against WikiLeaks'

Quotw Plus: 'We are frankly shocked' – Vodafone clutches pearls over EE's 4G monopoly

Bootnotes 24 Aug 08:19

Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter

Unwisely scoffs booty, collapses, vomits, cops a cuffing

Bootnotes 23 Aug 15:04

Behold: China's robot noodle army!

Coming soon to a restaurant near you?

Bootnotes 22 Aug 06:17

Vulture Central logo pops up in prehistoric France

El Reg's vulturine origins traced back 10,000 years

Bootnotes 20 Aug 11:46

eBay invites mystic wrath over ban on spells, potions and lotions

Bet the psychics didn't see that coming

Bootnotes 17 Aug 18:43

Chinese man blows off hands, builds new pair

Iron-Man style DIY effort has man grasping again

Bootnotes 16 Aug 23:00

First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs

Sticky tape is surely a cheaper alternative?

Bootnotes 14 Aug 07:29

Kidney-for-iPad fanboi sues after illness strikes

At least he's still got his fondleslab

Bootnotes 13 Aug 03:48

Hipster craft site bans sales of blood and skulls

Human teeth and hair still are okay though

Bootnotes 12 Aug 23:00

Privacy snafu as TOPLESS Mark Zuckerberg picture leaks online

Gets his hairy chest out for the lads

Bootnotes 11 Aug 21:25

Chinese man's six-ton balls save lives

Four-metre spheres promise to survive floods, heat, radiation

Bootnotes 10 Aug 06:32

Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

Vid Have you tried turning it off and.. oh, forget it

Bootnotes 6 Aug 12:02

Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei outs his supreme-self as arty hipster

Instagram photo-bloggers get an unlikely new friend

Bootnotes 6 Aug 09:57

'Sending timing data over cell network - what could go wrong?'

Quotw Plus: 'What's the point in having a trial?'

Bootnotes 3 Aug 09:46

ROBOTS battle bunker-buster bank blast blaggers

Down-under bomb robbers in Perth ATM explosion rampage

Bootnotes 1 Aug 07:19

Ever considered putting a rocket up someone's backside?

Aussie's experiment in management jargon, er, backfires

Bootnotes 31 Jul 09:01

World celebrates System Administrator Appreciation Day

Time to buy your BOFH a drink

Bootnotes 27 Jul 19:31

'We asked firms if they were looking at Windows 8, most laughed'

QuoTW Plus: 'Stop being evil and we'll give your products a chance'

Bootnotes 27 Jul 08:02

Skydiving daredevil Baumgartner leaps from 96,000ft

Video Austrian in 365mph free-fall jaunt

Bootnotes 26 Jul 09:47

Captain Cyborg accepts another degree from puny humans

10 INPUT honorary_award$ 20 GOTO 10

Bootnotes 26 Jul 08:01

‘Printed boat’ places second in novelty race

Getting serious with 3D printing

Bootnotes 23 Jul 23:59

Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!

¡Bong! Our social-webpreneur columnist gets his OLYMPIC on

Bootnotes 20 Jul 13:57

'Google can do whatever it wants with the data once it gets it'

Quotw Plus: 'We forgot to give browser choice to 28 million PCs – sorry!'

Bootnotes 20 Jul 11:47

Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets

Earliest known bra unearthed in East Tyrol

Bootnotes 20 Jul 09:13

BIG BOOBS banished from Linux kernel

Microsoft apologises as storm in D-cup resurfaces

Bootnotes 20 Jul 03:20

IT pro to storm Everest in Bletchley Park cash quest

She's tackled SharePoint, she can tackle ANYTHING

Bootnotes 19 Jul 10:18

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

Updated Computer Vision pioneer suffers Mac Attack

Bootnotes 18 Jul 08:55

Wikipedia failing to recruit any new admins

Fears that nerditor community may have heard of girls

Bootnotes 18 Jul 07:18

Cockfighting Reg hack cursed with cancer

FoTW Animal lover less than impressed with battling poultry

Bootnotes 17 Jul 07:29

US, Iraqi lawn chair balloonists blown out of sky

Record-setting attempt ends around the bend from Bend

Bootnotes 17 Jul 01:28

Apple Store staircase flagged as Peeping Tom black spot

Hong Kong ladies told to beware covert up-skirt shots

Bootnotes 16 Jul 06:35

US county named 'area of outstanding natural stupidity'

Vulture Central honours trigger-happy Kitsap

Bootnotes 13 Jul 16:08

Reg hack bumps into Cockfighter

Surprise encounter in Spanish petrol station

Bootnotes 13 Jul 15:32

'O2 customers could try switching their phones off and on again'

Quotw Plus: MacBook Pros leak hazardous goo all over the place

Bootnotes 13 Jul 09:42

Kiwi pooches turn into ROACH MUNCHING DOPE FIENDS

Red-eye, munchies, freezing to death

Bootnotes 12 Jul 23:00

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