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Biden Gets Physical
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The Earthworm Vote
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Quote Unquote: Heartbeat from the Presidency
John McCain on Joe Biden… . "Personally, Joe Biden and I have been friends for many, many years. I enjoy his company. He's a very good guy, personally. So it's not as if I — but honest to God, he still is a heartbeat away from the presidency and when some of the things he [...] Read More »
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A Republican Natural History of Life on Earth
Circa 7000 B.C: Earth created. "You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I've found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don't believe that the Earth's but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's [...] Read More »
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Our Endorsements: Obama's Everything Must Go Sale
* This Fire Sale should help Obama stay in office. * The ways Romney will ruin PBS, from Jest. * The Onion analyzes Ohio so no one else has to. * Romney does not like to be groomed by strangers. * This is what your butt will look like under Obamacare. * Ohio democrats are playing with unnecessary roughness. [...] Read More »
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Mitt Romney Had the Best Presidential Debate Ever
If you watched the debate last week — and Gallup's numbers show a 66 percent possibility that you did — you probably noticed that Mitt Romney did well. Exceptionally well. But how exceptionally well did he do? It can't have been that exceptional, can it? There must be other examples of a presidential candidate debating as [...] Read More »
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