BOFH
BOFH: Our Excel-lent new boss and the diagram plan
Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...
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BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!
Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering
BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown
Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH
BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server
Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...
BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity
Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'
BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade
Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade
Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down
BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone
Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER
Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery
Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all
BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)
Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'
BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse
Episode 8 The new nanovector viruses hide in the parity handshaking
BOFH: Ready for the Judgment Day
Episode 7 You're wrong, proton breath. I'll be done with you in time to watch Oprah!
BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud
Episode 5 Tout, tout, through and about, your callow life in dismay...
BOFH: People get annoyed when you try to debug them
Episode 4 Conceal your special gift and do not harness it until the time of the Gathering
BOFH: In distributed denial
Episode 3 That's not where you're supposed to spread the peanut butter
BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck
Episode 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ...
BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
Episode 19 Bastard and PFY's bulging sack of treats
Spotlight
Comment Stuck faucet? Force it
How can we escape the dreaded NAND-woes?
HPC blog You cannae break the laws of physics - and 7nm is the limit
Feature Adapteva's parallel dash for community cash
Blocks and Files Storage line-up needs more than 3PAR and StoreOnce arrays
Oi, who's uploading all the source code?
Deep dive Enterprise automation software for the masses
Sysadmin blog I'm not ashamed to admit I was drooling over those racks
Comment Stupidometer reading: 'Bad competitive analysis 101'
Interview Chris Mellor chats with Exagrid CEO Bill Andrews