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Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

Vid Have you tried turning it off and.. oh, forget it

6 Aug 12:02

Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei outs his supreme-self as arty hipster

Instagram photo-bloggers get an unlikely new friend

6 Aug 09:57

'Sending timing data over cell network - what could go wrong?'

Quotw Plus: 'What's the point in having a trial?'

3 Aug 09:46

ROBOTS battle bunker-buster bank blast blaggers

Down-under bomb robbers in Perth ATM explosion rampage

1 Aug 07:19

Ever considered putting a rocket up someone's backside?

Aussie's experiment in management jargon, er, backfires

31 Jul 09:01

World celebrates System Administrator Appreciation Day

Time to buy your BOFH a drink

27 Jul 19:31

'We asked firms if they were looking at Windows 8, most laughed'

QuoTW Plus: 'Stop being evil and we'll give your products a chance'

27 Jul 08:02

Skydiving daredevil Baumgartner leaps from 96,000ft

Video Austrian in 365mph free-fall jaunt

26 Jul 09:47

Captain Cyborg accepts another degree from puny humans

10 INPUT honorary_award$ 20 GOTO 10

26 Jul 08:01

Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!

¡Bong! Our social-webpreneur columnist gets his OLYMPIC on

20 Jul 13:57

'Google can do whatever it wants with the data once it gets it'

Quotw Plus: 'We forgot to give browser choice to 28 million PCs – sorry!'

20 Jul 11:47

Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets

Earliest known bra unearthed in East Tyrol

20 Jul 09:13

IT pro to storm Everest in Bletchley Park cash quest

She's tackled SharePoint, she can tackle ANYTHING

19 Jul 10:18

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

Updated Computer Vision pioneer suffers Mac Attack

18 Jul 08:55

Wikipedia failing to recruit any new admins

Fears that nerditor community may have heard of girls

18 Jul 07:18

Cockfighting Reg hack cursed with cancer

FoTW Animal lover less than impressed with battling poultry

17 Jul 07:29

US county named 'area of outstanding natural stupidity'

Vulture Central honours trigger-happy Kitsap

13 Jul 16:08

Reg hack bumps into Cockfighter

Surprise encounter in Spanish petrol station

13 Jul 15:32

'O2 customers could try switching their phones off and on again'

Quotw Plus: MacBook Pros leak hazardous goo all over the place

13 Jul 09:42

Can neighbours grab your sensitive package, asks Post Office

By Christmas you'll know if next-door trusts you

11 Jul 12:21

Museum of Computing recognised as PROPER MUSEUM

So IT really is old fashioned and boring now

10 Jul 07:29

In the red corner: TV star and prof in Beijing blogger brawl

Molybdenum copper plant row boils over into real life

9 Jul 15:13

Finding the Twitter psychopath ratio

New research looks for links

8 Jul 21:05

'Maybe we'll just call them 'Surface-like devices'

Quotw Plus: Boffins get excited over the 'heaviest boson ever found'

7 Jul 11:02

Rifle-waving Yank's premature detonation ruins city's big bang

Ricochet sparks 1am fireworks blast, wrecks rusty wrecks

5 Jul 11:32

Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

'Don't drink and drive, and please wash your hands'

2 Jul 10:30

Reg hack attempts gutsiest expenses claim EVER

Napkin hieroglyphs leave top beancounter ROFLing in tears

29 Jun 09:28

Viviane Reding says imitate US and form FEDERAL EUROPE

Stand by for the War Against The South

28 Jun 14:53

Multimillion-pound hoard of 50BC GOLD PIECES found in Jersey

Iron Age was a golden era for someone

28 Jun 14:28

Microsoft's offices gutted in Athens arson attack

When the Greeks flame someone ...

27 Jun 14:57

Blighty laid bare as historic aerial snaps archive goes online

Who will find the first sunbathing lovely of the 1930s?

25 Jun 09:27

Gone fishin' with Nokia

Sign of the times

22 Jun 13:00

TERROR in SEATTLE: Gang of violent LEPRECHAUNS on the loose

Delays to Windows 8 feared as bearded rampage continues

22 Jun 12:11

Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

No obvious signs of Templar involvement, however

21 Jun 13:51

Larry Ellison buys island 1000x bigger than Branson's

No details yet on volcano, submarine dock etc

21 Jun 10:13

Apple desperate to prevent nightmare scenario of iPad in Iranian hands

Vid Power of 'slab too awesome to risk in sale to US citizen

21 Jun 07:18

William Shatner confirms Devon town actually prostitute free

'Sex for value' still happening, claims TJ Hooker

20 Jun 11:15

'Kindness of America' snapper shot himself in 'act of self-promotion'

Hoped shot in the arm would give his book a ...

18 Jun 13:32

Reg April Fools 2006

Click here for your custom-built Reg

2 Apr 2008, 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 2008, 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 2008, 22:35

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 2008, 13:08

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