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taswell

  1. @jennatar it was a thinkpiece
  2. @jennatar so I shouldn't eat this little black pencil skirt then?
  3. @willsmith THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IF YOU HAVE A GAS GRILL WHY DO YOU NEED TO LIGHT CHARCOAL
  4. @mattbraga are you the tech Leno
  5. @pitrsin @Kaboobi maybe, still a top-shelf summerjam though.
  6. @Demp @pitrsin @Kaboobi being forced to listen to anything on a daily basis will break a song, that's your problem, not the song's
  7. @pitrsin @Kaboobi get your ego out of the game, man
  8. @pitrsin @Kaboobi just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a perfect summerjam
  9. @HMXhenry I would've gotten written up for my half-hearted Jason Statham movie-watching today.
  10. @pitrsin @Kaboobi step is.gd/labdb3
  11. @hofftv hey! my old wallet!!!
  12. ass kicked by a nap. I'm gonna need another full 24 hours to recover from this one.
  13. @MrPope for such a stupid movie I have no fucking idea what's going on. Who is Clive Owen?
  14. Was...was Jason Statham just thwarted by bees? #killerelite
  15. @AndyPhifer it is 100% optimized for grilling
  16. Fassboner.
  17. @AConcernedDog I forgive you
  18. @alex_navarro it wasn't spontaneous
  19. I think it's pretty incredible that Cobra Starship still exists.