Tweets

  1. Somewhere in the loneliest corner of a dark bar, the Year of Luigi is drinking alone and silently weeping.

  2. Pizza commercials always come close to making me hate something I love. Fuck pizza commercials.

  3. Just overheard some anchor on the Today Show describe someone as 'literally a hoot.' I now want to meet this mutant owl noise.

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