Resident Evil 6 video: Ada Wong gameplay features topless crab-spider lady

Here's a video of Resident Evil 6's hidden Ada Wong campaign, unlocked when you complete the Leon, Chris and Jake campaigns. Sorry, internet perverts - Ada's actually quite respectably dressed for this one, with proper man's trousers and everything, but don't get your knickers in a twist, because there's a naked lady whose frame somehow houses massive scorpion pincers. Or spider legs. We don't even.

How to redeem OXM from the seedy depths to which I have just-now plunged it? By ostentatiously referencing Paradise Lost, in which there's a character named Sin who bears a striking resemblance to naked crab-spider-lady. Satan quite literally pulls her out of his ear, then gets her pregnant with Death.

Later, Death gets her pregnant with a brace of hellhounds, who tear her lower limbs and insides into the likeness of a snake. Details of crab-spider-lady's romantic liaisons are still to be confirmed, but perhaps Nemesis forgot to wear protection. You can't take offence at all this because it's Literature.

One final thought: the Resi 6 segments shown actually look fun. I didn't like Resident Evil 6's demo, but perhaps I'm slating the game prematurely. It's out on 2nd October.