Jordan Mallory
Contributing Editor - jordan@joystiq.com
A Texas native, Jordan spends the majority of his time writing articles and being broiled alive by the hateful sun. Like all other great men, Jordan is extremely humble regarding his abundant excellence and devastating good looks. When able, he enjoys spending time at his local arcade.
By night, Jordan takes his reckless disregard for the haters public by spitting sick verses under the Hip-hop pseudonym JPHONIC. He is also the lead singer and songwriter for folktronica duo Maniac Robot, whose debut EP Superior Vena Cava is now available for zero dollars.
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Risky Business: The Injustice: Gods Among Us 'Clash' system
When I first watched the debut trailer for Injustice: Gods Among Us', my initial thoughts were something along the lines of "Okay, last year's Mortal Kombat with DC characters, I can get down with this." I've since discovered, however, that Injustice is not only unlike Mortal Kombat, but also ...
Forza Horizon to feature voice-activated Kinect GPS
Forza Horizon's take on Kinect integration will be a bit more utilitarian than the dynamic head tracking seen in Forza 4, allowing players to use voice commands to activate the game's GPS system and find their way through Horizon's open-world version of Colorado. "We received two recurring feedback ...
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 receiving Snoop Dogg stage [Update: Now with trailer!]
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 will receive a new stage featuring the Doggfather of Hip-hop himself, Snoop Dogg, Namco Bandai just announced during a press conference at E3. Players who pre-order the game will receive "early access" to the level, which features Snoop upon a massive throne, surrounded by, ...
Lego City Stories now 'Lego City Undercover,' another game in the series coming to 3DS
The name of the Wii U Lego game announced last year has been changed from Lego City Stories to Lego City Undercover. An exclusive portable version of Lego Undercover is also coming – "the same great franchise, but a different game" – to 3DS, Nintendo's Reggie Fils-Aime said. ...
Wii Fit U announced for Wii U
Wii Fit U was just announced during Nintendo's E3 press conference. The game uses both the WiiPad and Balance Board, as well as a pedometer that wirelessly transfers your exercise information into the WiiPad. You can also use the WiiPad for basic workout routines while the TV is otherwise occupied. ...
Gears of War: Judgment gameplay trailer smirks in the face of danger
If we've learned anything from the very first gameplay video of Gears of War: Judgment, it's that subterranean creatures are still super gross, and shooting them into gooey pieces still looks remarkably satisfying. In fact, everything about this video looks exceptionally Gears of Wars-y, although ...
Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation trailer shows off Aveline's arsenal
Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation has only officially existed for a few minutes, but that doesn't mean we can't start ogling our new female assassin's impressive arsenal of assassination armaments. ...
Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation confirmed for Vita, launches October 30 [Update!]
Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation will be launching on the PlayStation Vita on October 30, alongside a "Crystal White" Vita bundle that includes the game. As heard previously, the game will star a female assassin. Linking with the PlayStation 3 version of Assassin's Creed 3 will unlock exclusive ...
PSOne Classics coming to Vita
Wild Arms, Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy 7, Twisted Metal 2, Arc the Lad, Cool Boarders 2 and Jet Moto will all be coming to PlayStation Vita as PSOne Classics starting sometime this summer. ...
PlayStation All Stars: Battle Royale hitting Vita, is cross compatible
PlayStation All Stars: Battle Royale will also be launching on the PlayStation Vita, where it will support simultaneous cross-platform play. Sony demonstrated a match where to players played with through PS3 and two others played on their respective Vitas. Nathan Drake and classic Big Daddy were ...
