I am the COO of Mashable ;)
Earned Badges
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AlpacaEarned Feb 09, 11Alpacas are among the most social animals (right behind eels and The Real Housewives). You’re now following 50 people - you’ve amassed quite a herd!
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Charlie the UnicornEarned Apr 01, 11You’re following 125 users. Go with them to Candy Mountain, Charlie! It’ll be an adventure.
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Chocolate RainEarned Feb 08, 11There’s a lot of hidden meanings behind things that first seem simple like the lyrics behind “Chocolate Rain.” Following 50 topics will certainly help you discover some of that meaning.
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Cool Kids ClubEarned Feb 11, 11Hey, you're now following 75 users! They must be a pretty cool group of kids. How do we join the club?
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David After DentistEarned Sep 30, 11Yes, this is real life. Once the high has worn off, you’ll probably notice that you’ve left 80 comments on Mashable. Not too shabby.
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Double RainbowEarned Jan 21, 11Oh my God! You’ve connected with two networks! What does it all mean? Well, you’re now able to share to those services easily. It’s so amazing!!
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Dramatic ChipmunkEarned Jan 21, 11Well don don doooooone! You just completed your whole profile, and for that we give you a dramatic stare.
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Early AdopterEarned Jan 21, 11You've signed up for Mashable Follow during our beta period! Help us make it better. And here's a virtual pat on the back for being an early adopter. *Pat on back*
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EntourageEarned Feb 09, 11You’ve acquired your 75th follower but there’s no need to get all smug about it. Stay cool and keep sharing, lest any of your crew find the “Unfollow” button...
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Grade SchoolEarned Jan 21, 11You're now following 15 topics, so get ready to get schooled! That’s 15 topics that you’ll be able to keep up with. Soon enough you’ll be a spelling bee champion!
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Hamster DanceEarned Jan 21, 11STOP...Hamster Time! Congrats on snagging your 25th follower. Feel free to follow them back. Also, nice wheel.
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Honey BadgerEarned Aug 15, 11You're pretty bad ass, you're just running all over the place. You've unlocked all 25 badges Mashable Follow launched with, and Honey Badger don't care!
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I'ma Let You FinishEarned Apr 21, 11Pardon the interruption, but this is your fifth comment - and it’s the BEST COMMENT OF ALL TIME! Thanks for keeping the conversation going.
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IcebreakerEarned May 22, 11Thanks for killing that awkward comment silence. With 20 comments and counting, you’re a real conversation starter!
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LOL CatEarned Mar 07, 11You’ve invited 5 people to Mashable Follow. You can also haz this badge - irrefutable proof of your Innerweb purrowess. Now go invite more to the community.
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Laughing BabyEarned Jan 21, 11Teehee! You’re following your first 5 topics. That’s something to be quite happy about because now you’ll receive updates surrounding this topic. So be a happy baby and enjoy the updates.
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Mashable StaffEarned Jan 21, 11You get a special badge for being an employee of Mashable. Now stop messing around and get back to work! We don't pay you by the hour.
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Oolong the Pancake RabbitEarned Jan 26, 11You’ve got quite the balancing skills, you silly rabbit you! You’ve now connected with four networks. This will enable you to more easily share and update to these networks.
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Peanut Butter Jelly TimeEarned Jun 06, 11You’ve logged 40 comments...with a baseball bat?
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Prom RoyaltyEarned Feb 15, 11If only your high school prom king and queen could see you now - 125 Mashable followers! It’s like you’re the most popular kid in...on second thought, let’s just keep this between us.
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Smarty PantsEarned Jan 23, 11I'll take “Current Events” for 25, Alex. By following 25 topics, you’ve graduated to a new level of smarts. You’ll be taking on Ken Jennings in no time!
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Sneezing PandaEarned Feb 07, 11You’ve shared your 10th story - Gesundheit! Or, as pandas like to say, “Muuuuuueehhhrrrrr.”
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South by SouthwestEarned Feb 19, 11High Five! You're going to be able to keep up with SXSW news and be in-the-know about the latest news surround this year's event. See you there!
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Strutting LeoEarned Mar 09, 11Sup? Look at you strutting your stuff! You’ve now shared 25 stories. That’s quite the swagger you got there. Keep on struttin’!
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Sweet SixteenEarned Feb 08, 11You’ve invited 16 of your friends to Mashable Follow. It’s going to be a small party if you don’t invite more people. So get those fancy invitations out there!
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Tron GuyEarned Jan 27, 11It all starts with the first follows. Just like the Tron Guy, you’re being “brought to life” by the Internet. By following 25 people, you’re now taking part in connecting with others in the community. Tron Guy would be proud.
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VIPEarned Jan 27, 11Aren’t you important? You’re now being followed by 50 people. Here’s a VIP badge for attracting these followers.
Locked Badges
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I Like Turtles
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Sad Keanu