@squidita Gunna dust off my auto tune

"aplomb" is the weirdest word

@foresmac i'd recommend @fmanjoo browse your Epic Lulz laugh machine pinterest.com/foresmac/epic-…

"But what bothers me most about Pinterest is its earnestness." amen, @fmanjoo slate.com/articles/techn…

@nedwards please pass the "What, is little baby gonna CRY now?" hot sauce

@nedwards how about just plain aggressive? we can open a BBQ joint with menu items like "Eat These Fucking RIBS" and "It's Brisket, Bitch"

Cafe Gratitude is closing? i'll have the I AM OVERJOYED. and could you heat up this coffee for me? it's too cold.

@beltzner i had a Finger profile that listed my favorite protocols. kermit, gopher and zmodem were on the list. and a Pink Floyd quote

Joseph Conrad is the worst offender RT @monstro According to our editor, at some point every author makes a reference to “Apocalypse Now.”

two years late to this, but just getting into Fred Bigot's "mono stereo" on @Holy_Mountain and it's warping my headphones delightfully

"The Final Cut" should have been marketed as a Roger Waters solo album

my band (Domestic Electrics, @domesticelectrx) is playing a show in a couple weeks. OMG CAN U BELIEVE IT? twitter.com/snackfight/sta…

so sad to hear Hubert Sumlin has passed. he taught me close to everything i know about the 6-string beaconnews.suntimes.com/entertainment/…

Cass McCombs @ Great American Music Hall instagr.am/p/XdtV_/

it took all weekend, and it's as slow as death, but i got my old HP scanner working on the Mac. i feel like i've won a prize or something

Some day a restaurant will find the perfect pita bread/hummus ratio and I will move in there and raise my children to know that joy.

@siebert Jesse Sykes "Marble Son"

@siebert @kellyransford Cass tonight?

good vibes instagr.am/p/XY7LF/

Hot Lunch! @ Uptown Nightclub instagr.am/p/XRv1h/