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why is my eight hundred dollar iphone such a crashy piece of shit

@fmanjoo put me on a list

@fmanjoo that was a joke

@fmanjoo pretty sure you are biased here

@mfilipas @pjain i think y’all are being a little defensive on the nomenclature. it’s not diminutive. nerds are on Vanity Fair covers now.

@joemfbrown fewer lists

@joemfbrown no you dick

@nickbilton speak for yourself bro get me on a 30 under 30 list STAT

unless using it in a zeus reference

ban the word “brainchild"

@fmanjoo @pkafka @valleyhack heyooooooo (dick!)

@fmanjoo @pkafka @valleyhack i did —i got the maximum amount of wrong answers you can get without failing

@pkafka @fmanjoo @valleyhack dammit peter that was PRIVATE

@fmanjoo @mathewi @pkafka @valleyhack stop making me relive my comedy of errors

@pkafka @fmanjoo @valleyhack this was actually the height of the day

@fmanjoo @valleyhack my dumb ass did too

“...the press, also in tuxedos and evening dresses, were cordoned off in a tent outside the glasshouse.” true story http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-12-13/tech-billionaires-spend-millions-on-science-oscars …