Or how our reviewer learned to stop worrying and love Harley.
Yes, that's Prince William on his super-fast, super-expensive superbike. Too "super" for us plebs? We jumped on one to find out.
If you're in the market for your first bike and want the prestige of BMW right away, then look no further.
If mud runs are your idea of a good time, then strap on to this two-wheeler for the ride of your life.
We might rag on the Brits for being dull and stuck up, but we guarantee you'll change your mind after saddling up with this beast of a bike.
It might not be the prettiest bike on the block, but this Beemer is dressed to impress - whether you keep her on cement or off of it.