Alt Text: Stupid New Domain Names and What They Really Mean for the Web

What kind of havoc will the new top-level domain names wreak?
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The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers announced hundreds of possible new top-level domain names last week, which is great because clearly we need more unqualified successes along the lines of .mobi, .xxx and .travel.

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The wave of new possible new web addresses has nothing to do, ICANN assures us, with pocketing millions of dollars from hopeful registrants. Thus, it looks like we’re going to have to deal with a whole host of D-string TLDs. Here’s a look at some of the domain names applied for, along with my thoughts.

.app
This is the most popular request, with 13 corporations fighting over these three letters like Irish setters with an English muffin. I say we pull a Solomon and divide it into “.a” and “.pp.”

.cool
This could actually be handy. Just as .xxx theoretically tells us a domain is X-rated, we can rest assured that any domain ending in .cool is in absolutely no way cool.

.baby
I’ll be first in line to register iceice.baby, ineedsomehotstuff.baby, and the classic allthatshewantsisanother.baby.

.bible
This is a wonderful idea. We can make every wholesome, family-friendly, deeply moral site register under .bible and leave the rest of the web to lascivious degeneracy like God intended.

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Geeky Community Fan Art Brings In-Jokes to Gallery Show

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If there’s one thing fans of Community do well, it’s make art as creative as the show with which they are obsessed. It’s about time they graduated and got an official gallery show.

Upcoming exhibit Six Seasons and a Movie, which runs June 23 and 24 at Los Angeles’ Monk Space, is a collection of wonderfully geeky pieces, many of which are built on the TV comedy’s many in-jokes and meta-pop-cultural references (paintball, anyone?).

Even the exhibit’s title is an in-joke about the online community (pardon the pun) that sprang up through Facebook groups and Twitter hashtags after fans got worried that the show might get canceled.

“Immediately after NBC announced Community‘s hiatus, the fans started organizing petitions, boycotts and protests,” Mark Batalla, manager of artist collective PixelDrip, which organized the show, said in an email to Wired. “You’d see things like flash mobs in front of NBC or people donning fake goatees to express that we were living in the darkest timeline. But another thing that we noticed was an increased spike in the amount of fan art being made during that time.”

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Proto Synthpop Turned Yellow Magic Orchestra Into Godfathers of Electro

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From Duran Duran to Van Halen to Whitney Houston, ’80s acts used the latest electronics to give pop music a futuristic sheen that still coats today’s Gaga- and Pitbull-dominated charts. Most Western listeners consider Germany’s Kraftwerk or Ohio’s Devo to be the originators of synthetic pop, but the true godfathers of electro are Japan’s Yellow Magic Orchestra.

Back in the late ’70s, YMO combined tools like the Roland TR-808 programmable drum machine (it was the first band to use it) and the Polymoog synthesizer to fashion a uniquely Japanese sound.

While Teutonic peer Kraftwerk was rigid and robotic, YMO was capricious and quirky, deploying samples from arcade games like Space Invaders and Circus in their debut single, “Firecracker,” which sold 400,000 copies in the United States alone.

YMO songs were even covered in ’80s Sega games, which helped pave the way for chiptune and electro acts like Crystal Castles. Meanwhile, DJ Afrika Bambaataa borrowed from YMO as hip hop was blooming.

The band’s Beatles-level clout in Japan led other Nipponese acts like Ippu-Do and P-Model to go heavy on the synth, shaping what would become modern-day J-pop. The sound YMO pioneered is often the common link across genres, from dance (Rihanna’s “We Found Love”) to indie (Foster the People’s “Pumped Up Kicks”) to pop (LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”).

YMO deserves royalties for each synth-heavy hit — Justin Bieber and Kanye West owe them a lot of yen.


Aquabats Score One for Rock Oddballs, But Will Super Show! Get a Season 2?

With Season 2 still a question mark, The Aquabats Super Show! signs off Saturday with its geek flag flapping.
Image courtesy The Hub

The first season of The Aquabats! Super Show! delivered delightfully deranged comedy based on the superhero-themed band. The series also pleased its fearless leader, Aquabats vocalist The MC Bat Commander, better known to entertainment suits as Yo Gabba Gabba! co-creator Christian Jacobs.

“Not to sound like a kiss-up to The Hub, but we came in guns-blazing with this crazy, sometimes violent, intense, weird show for ‘kids’ and, for the most part, they’ve really let us do what we’ve wanted,” Jacobs said. “They took a risk and stayed committed to the show for better or worse, so hats off to the network for letting us be big kids, or middle-aged 10-year-olds.”

Filled with self-deprecating music videos, toon interludes and ludicrous villains (like Kate Towne‘s lint diva, Dr. Eva Mudlark), The Aquabats! Super! Show! has become one of television’s strangely comforting finds. It fits nicely alongside crossover forebears like campy ’60s show Batman and band-centric romps like The Monkees.

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Why Safety Not Guaranteed Is a Must-See Date Movie for Sci-Fi Nerds

Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass star in Safety Not Guaranteed as an aspiring time traveler and the girl who falls for him.
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Safety Not Guaranteed pulls off an extremely hard hat trick: It’s a smart movie about time travel that delivers comedy as well as heart and soul.

It’s like a unicorn, but better. (And with Aubrey Plaza.)

Science fiction isn’t known for sweet, romantic comedy tinges. While sci-fi movies can occasionally be funny (like Paul) and every now and then one contains a romantic subplot (usually not too believable or even very clear (::cough:: Prometheus ::cough::), such films rarely, if ever, do both well.

That makes Safety Not Guaranteed, which opened in a few theaters last week and is expanding into more cities this weekend, a rare find.

(Spoiler alert: Minor plot points follow.)

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