Top 10 Tuesday: Best Videogame Romances

"Boom!" said John Madden; Summerall could only agree. On the field Big John telestrates Thanksgiving turkey. They were brothers in the booth, maybe more, what the heck. One man with the voice, the other with no neck.

We first saw Aerith picking bright flowers. You'll play this damn game for 60 odd hours. Cloud set out for vengeance when she was killed. This spawned several sequels, and paid off Square's bills.

Lance wore blue and Bill wore red. Together they saw those aliens dead. Bill only blushed and shot off his spreader, when old buddy Lance confessed his love in a letter.

He took her for fried chicken and 40s at the bar. But she really wanted to gat fools from the window of CJ's car. If you push the right buttons, and enter a secret code, you'll unlock Hot Coffee, and Denise's hidden moans.

The sweet little Jedi with the posh British voice, I turned her to the Dark Side, I gave her no choice. She got a scar on her face, Yoda asked me to save her. But I cut off his dome with my yellow lightsaber.

Meryl said psychotherapy ended her interest in men. When she met Snake, that came to an end. Sniper Fox shot Meryl and used her as bait. We taught her a lesson: Don't mess with Snake.

She was smoking hot in her skimpy outfit so blue. Liu fell for her at the tourney, then used his Kung Fu. Together they saved Earth from Outworld invasion. Then they made out. It was a special occasion.

The princess and the plumber, a stranger match could not be found. She was of royal blood, he stomped mushrooms into the ground The brother was green with envy, and though his quest seemed a great hassle, Mario would never stop trying if the princess was in another castle.

Underneath the green tunic is a hero, of course. Underneath the green pants, Link hides his Triforce. When he blew his blue flute called the Ocarina of time, He saved his girl Zelda. We're running out of rhymes.

He wooed her with cherries, He braved the ghosts so scary. She lived without frills, on a diet of pills. She took off her bow, and Pac was all man. They came together, and Pac-Jr. began.