Odds and Sods
'Facebook ads are very boring and not very imaginative'
Quotw Plus: 'IT boys, hiss it through your teeth – Shut up, bitch!'
Bootnotes 18 May 10:46
Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK
Weights and measures a 'uniquely confusing shambles'
Bootnotes 16 May 13:03
Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad
NSFW Stoke venue's man oysters leave ASA open-mouthed
Bootnotes 16 May 11:45
Scammers exploit wannabe demon-slayers hyped by Diablo III
Go straight to hell
Entertainment 15 May 17:03
US dope farmer in Walmart rattlesnake chomp shock
Mulch shopping trip ends in 'six bags of anti-venom'
Bootnotes 15 May 16:34
Stuck in a dull conference? You need Verity's survival guide
Stob Getting your own back on technical seminar speakers
Verity Stob 14 May 09:19
'Call Corporate Of Apple and tell them to stop there persuit!!'
Quotw Plus: 'Google knew it needed a licence'
Bootnotes 11 May 10:17
BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?
Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
BOFH 11 May 10:01
VW STUNS WORLD+DOG WITH REAL HOVER-CAR!
Or: viral vid success, critical thinking fail
Odds and Sods 10 May 01:19
WH Smiths tills insist shop sells The Queen's Knickers only
It was a cockup by us NOT hackers, insists firm
Bootnotes 8 May 07:58
German education minister accused of copying in class
Yet another Teutonic politico fingered for PhD plagiarism
Bootnotes 4 May 16:45
Syrian secret police endorse male hair remover
'Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application'
Bootnotes 4 May 14:33
Engineer Doe thought people's private info 'might be useful'
Quotw Plus: 'Apple, please don't make stupid assumptions'
Bootnotes 4 May 08:02
iOS Rock Band gets back together
Blue note as error spread confusion, anger
Odds and Sods 3 May 23:27
Biennial boner blights Beemer biker
Bloke sues over priapism-inducing BMW saddle
Bootnotes 1 May 15:31
Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality
'I can't walk. Please help me', sobbed second victim
Bootnotes 1 May 09:18
Bank dumps customers in 'irrigation ditch'
House repossessed? Please update your address details
Bootnotes 30 Apr 11:16
iPhone 5 in ICE CREAM SANDWICH photo riddle
Pic Microsoft browser on Android, according to shock snap
Bootnotes 27 Apr 18:07
Inside Turing: Computer boffinry to cuffing cups to radiators
Life celebrated at Bletchley as Reg reader crafts Android Enigma
Bootnotes 27 Apr 12:01
Steve Jobs' death clears way for Broadway star to play Woz
But we STILL don't know who'll play Ballmer
Entertainment 27 Apr 10:18
'We're going to have a renaissance – let's do it'
Quotw Plus: 'We just want people to invent their own stuff'
Bootnotes 27 Apr 08:34
Swedish men ordered to present cervices in database flub
Health official promises 'in-depth' investigation
Odds and Sods 26 Apr 19:37
Lenovo forced to expand 'flaming' PC recall
In other recall news: saw blades pose laceration hazard
Odds and Sods 26 Apr 18:50
Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old
Serial offender kicked school principal
Bootnotes 26 Apr 11:43
Nokia's fontastic Pure wins 'design Oscar'
So THAT'S why Microsoft bedded the mobe-maker
Bootnotes 26 Apr 07:01
Ted Nugent fined for failing to kill bear
Probably won't kill Obama either, Secret Service says
Bootnotes 25 Apr 18:03
Internet's first 'Hall of Fame' REVEALED
Which net shlebs do you think made the red-carpet list?
Bootnotes 25 Apr 10:18
Courier mishap sends woman's corpse to shopping club
Box marked perishable
Odds and Sods 23 Apr 18:52
DARPA overjoyed that its hypersonic glider came apart, blew up
REAL inventors and scientists cause explosions
Bootnotes 23 Apr 15:33
'Searching staff emails would be time-consuming'
Quotw Plus: 'You got it all wrong, I LOVE Facebook and Apple'
Bootnotes 20 Apr 10:02
'Attitudes to robot sex will change'
Boffins say pleasure-bots here in 30 years
Odds and Sods 19 Apr 23:03
Techie stages 'strip down' protest at TSA 'harassment'
Naked but unstressed man does 'something with internet'
Bootnotes 18 Apr 18:21
Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow
Indolent 'Automatic Lawnmower Supervisor' sought
Bootnotes 18 Apr 13:47
Austrian village considers a F**king name change
Residents to spare blushes with double G-string
Odds and Sods 17 Apr 17:39
Hold on, Booker prize judges - Stob's penned a steampunk hit
Stob Everyone has a novel in them. Sadly this includes Reg columnist Verity
Verity Stob 17 Apr 07:33
Global chocolate crisis looms
Expert warns of 'instability in cacao growing areas'
Odds and Sods 17 Apr 06:10
CAPITALISM without PROFITS - Welcome to the Instagram Era!
¡Bong! Let's put Fraud Laws on the scrapheap - where they belong
Bootnotes 13 Apr 15:15
Printers SMASHED to bits in Office Space copycat revenge vid
Vid Volunteers queue to get own back on irksome tech
Bootnotes 13 Apr 12:38
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