WELCOME...BUT BEWARE OF THE FIERY HAIRED WRITER!
In the middle of nowhere,
In the province of Alberta, Lives a writer, With pasty skin and long red hair. She lives in a castle-- Crowded with books, dogs, and rabbits-- Surrounded by a moat and A field full of cars. She sits at a desk, Tapping away On her Glowing scheming machine. |
She carries a cup,
Full of hot liquid mud That she spills on herself Every time she wears white. So BEWARE of the fiery haired writer Who lives in a castle, Brewing up a batch Of fantastical stories! (But really Rena is quite nice especially if you bring her homemade gingersnaps! She will probarly read you a story or perform a poem). |