Everyone on this board has died,
this means I get to be emperor

Who ever accused The Cult of not being your very own day care center? Why, what other websites do you know that have their own Arts and Crafts projects? What's today's project? Well, for the past year, the most popular ongoing thread in our Forums is a little thing we like to call "The Emperor Thread." Started by Cult Member 'prototype,' the Emperor Thread started as a back and forth between a few members, recalling self-deprecating stories about their life, but soon evolved into the most popular thread in our site's history. Some of the best stories you'll ever hear... some of the funniest moments ever recalled... and by far some best writing ever pumped out of people who, a day earlier, may've been notorious for the type of one line posts that begin with a "huh' and end with a question mark. read more »

This feature comes courtesy of our Palahniuk academic expert Jeff Sartain. What makes it so unique and such fodder for our beloved Features sectopm, is that it's one of the oldest documented interviews with Chuck Palahniuk. I don't even think it's online anywhere (but here). It was conducted in the Spring of 1996, two seasons before the movie version of Fight Club would even hit theaters. Months before I would ever approach Chuck at a reading for Invisible Monsters about the idea for this website. But not only this, but this interview, and the things Chuck says in it just woke me up again to how inspirational he can be for people. read more »

A mock-Ad Chuck did for the January, 2005 issue of BlackBook magazine