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I've been putting this off for long enough that I finally decided to write one. It is purely coincidence that this gets done as soon as I hit level 10.
Hello fellow internet fans! My name is Jackson, but you may know me better by my de-facto online name, Darkeon Warlord. Do not ask where this name originates from, because you won't ever understand. Ever.
I am, and always have been, a gamer. I still remember that day so many years ago when I woke up to find a Nintendo 64 sitting under the Christmas tree. Oh how I loved it. I played Mario Cart 64, Banjo Kazooie, Mario Party and Diddy Kong racing. As much as I hate to admit it, I NEVER played Goldeneye 007, Super Mario 64 or Ocarina of Time. I also played Super Mario Bros. 3 on my GameBoy.
And after that... nothing. From 1999 to 2006, all I had was a N64 and a Gameboy. I never had Xbox, PS2 or even Gamecube. I skipped an entire generation of gaming, and I didn't feel anything *prepares to be shunned*. I finally rejoined the rest of the world with a Wii in 2006, and a PS3 in '07. And today, I have a kicka** gaming PC which I BUILT by hand, and a PS3. I am currently wasting my time away in a faraway land called Skyrim, plundering villages and stealing your treasure.
Enough about my miserable gaming career, now onto the most important subject: me. I am about {ERROR: REDACTED} years old, and living in Georgia. I am an egghead, bookworm, and computer nred. When I am boared, I surf the internet. But mostly here. I still live with my parents, and unfortunately, they are both severely anti-gaming. If anything undesirable happens, then WHAM! My PC, PS3 and Phone are all gone in an instant. I have two brothers: a Skyrim bashing older brother, and a CoD head little brother. I am also an aspiring young writer who can't seem to focus long enough to write anything coherent.
I also watch lots of television and movies. I prefer to watch things that are either
A: Have a plot (here's looking at you, Cowboys and Aliens)
B: So stupidly funny that plot is irrelevant (Top Gear, South Park, etc)
And yes, before you ask, I AM A BRONY. Do not ask me how, it just sort of... happened. My favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle. Why?
That's why. My life in a nutshell.
I am a member of the GameInformer Online Bronies group, which you can find here. In short, it is the best group on this site. Ever. Of all time. (See what I did there).
So there you go. My bio, done, ready. Congratulations, I have succeeded in wasting some of your precious life reading about me. But for sticking through, you get an internet. Have a nice day.
(And now some music, because why not)
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