My sis made the best Christmas cookie ever twitter.com/sydneemcelroy/…

Thanks to everybody who came out to the show last night! We've had a blast in Austin! But I think we drank all your Shiner. (Sorry) #MBMBaM

@Chimbley I was super flattered! Thanks for saying hey. I really am just a nerdy doctor who's never autographed anything. It was awesome!

I love the VGA's! While @JustinMcElroy has been live blogging it, I have kicked my previous Tetris score's ass! BTW, Spike, you disgust me.

I'm in Texas! Now where's my gun?

Why does she think we are separate? It could be that @JustinMcElroy just ate the chopsticks wrapper at the table.

As requested: Here's @sydneemcelroy and me in Point/Counter-point: Doubles boo.fm/b575930

@chrisgrant I think Dr. Bubbles retains the fantastical quality, but @JustinMcElroy didn't feel it was fancy enough.

From now on @JustinMcElroy will be called Doctor of Bubbles.

I hate the mall food court at Christmas. It's like the swings at recess. Somebody's always standing there, staring, trying to count you off.

We stopped eating at Chick-fil-A due to their funding of homophobic hate-mongering organizations. So I'm planning the greatest chicken heist

Hey twitterverse, next time I decide to co-direct and step in for a lead in a children's theatre show, mercilessly hurl nasty tweets my way.

And now, the final episode of #LosingTheSheen. "Time of Your Life." bit.ly/sIrQAQ Thanks for listening, everybody!

@sethutkc well thanks, I do my best.

While @JustinMcElroy is busy being famous on the Internet, I've decided I need to drink beer and watch some Wonderful Whites of WV again...

Happy World Pneumonia Day everybody! And cover your damn mouths.

You should treat yourself to the penultimate #LosingTheSheen: Barsnack 2. bit.ly/pT09ES

A very Happy Birthday to two of my three favorite Internet celebrities with an advice Podcast, @JustinMcElroy and @travismcelroy !

The GOP answers the question: "Who would Jesus bully?" dlcc.org/node/2375_Mich…

For some reason, @JustinMcElroy thinks my toothbrush needs replaced. twitter.com/sydneemcelroy/…