Text follow robdelaney to 40404 in the United States
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robdelaney
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@scottishstevie I'm doing London later in the year & will really try to do Scotland on that trip.
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rob delaney
I don't perform in toilets. RT @scottishstevie: @robdelaney is it true you are coming to scotland?
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rob delaney
I want to do standup for you. I have shows soon in Miami, DC, Philly, NYC & Sasquatch: robdelaney.tumblr.com/post/165364913… RT! #burp
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Allan D.R.
It took me a while to follow @robdelaney even though I enjoy his tweets mostly because I was very put off by his avi.
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rob delaney
Krugman bringin' the HAMMER down! @NYTimeskrugman: Money and Morals: nyti.ms/xfM2eJ #GirlYouKnowItsTrue
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rob delaney
If I was on "Cake Boss," I'd call all the cakes into my office & be like "Fax these forms! Make me coffee! JK dudes; I know you're cakes."
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rob delaney
I want to see an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile pull into a pink garage, then pull out, then go back in again, etc, forever.
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rob delaney
My last tweet might not have been my best, but it insulted Drake, Rick Perry & George W. Bush in well under 140 characters.
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rob delaney
If you conceive a baby while listening to Drake, that baby will be so stupid its only job prospect will be Texas Governor.
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rob delaney
Any Italian grandmother will tell you, you gotta perch your woman on a kitchen counter if you wanna lick that pussy right.
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robdelaney
rob delaney
Tour dates: Miami, DC, Philly, NYC, Sasquatch: robdelaney.tumblr.com/post/165364913… Please, oh Jesus, please come. #Moist #Panties
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robdelaney
rob delaney
To make sure your neighbor knows it was their car alarm that went off, it can be helpful to put a cinderblock through their windshield.