Television Archive
Introduction |
08.30.01
Welcome to the Idiot Box, Flak readers. Why we're launching
a TV section. By Flak Staff
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Columns
The Remote | 08.23.05
Semi-regular reports on TV that Americans can't see. By Flak
Staff
Commentaries
ALF DVD Commentary,
No. 2 | 01.26.05
"Heavy, hairy, and [able to talk]." That's ALF. And that's
why he's worth a second Flak original audio commentary.
By Steve Carey, Chris Rosen and James Norton
ALF DVD Commentary,
No. 1 | 01.11.05
One of the world's best-known puppet-midgets finally gets
an audio commentary worthy of his stature. By Steve Carey,
Chris Rosen and James Norton
DVD Reviews
Aqua Teen Hunger
Force, Vol. 1 | 12.09.03
The collected adventures of television's most chaotic trio
are upon us. By James Norton
Stewie Griffin:
The Untold Story | 10.06.05
The mastermind behind the "Family Guy," evidentally dazed
from exhaustion, has released a monumental bomb of a DVD.
By James Norton
Essays
Aaron Spelling:
1923-2006 | 06.27.06
Guinness Book of World Records' "Most Prolific Producer
of Television Drama" dies at 83. By Joey Rubin
Chris Rock at
the Oscars | 02.26.05
What one of America's most volatile stand-ups needs to do
in order to survive one of his most high-profile gigs. By
David Irvin
Gender Killed The
TV Star | 03.15.06
In the world of the TV commercial, men drink beer and women
dance with vacuums. Always. By Liz Khalil
Jon Stewart
at the Oscars | 03.04.06
Will the man change the institution, or will the institution
break the man? By David Irvin
Joss Whedon:
The Legacy | 03.08.07
Ten years after the debut of Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
creator Joss Whedon's mastery of the television medium continues
to have a profound ripple effect. By Anthony Letizia
Laugh Track
Record | 11.10.05
The sitcom, or reality TV, or the laugh track one
of them is dead and this time it's for real. By Steve Carey
Santino Rice: An
Appreciation | 01.19.06
A mostly sincere tribute to the enfant terrible of
"Project Runway." By Liz Khalil
Sitcom Sidekick
Showdown | 11.02.05
David Silver and Doogie Howser, and this time they're funny!
(No, really.) By Cheryl Lowry
State of the Jingle
| 06.26.03
Our cultural malaise has a first name, it's N-O. Our cultural
malaise has a second name, it's J-I-N-G-L-E-S. By Paul Davidson
The Last
Temptation of Clay | 06.14.07
A castigation of the immoral bastards behind that great
TV show, Top Chef. Warning: Spoilers ahoy. By James Norton
Those '70s Shows
| 04.04.06
If you think they've run out of old TV series to make into
lousy movies, you obviously aren't thinking of Samuel L.
Jackson. By Bob Cook
Queer Eye for
Straight Girls | 10.14.03
Straight girls want five fabulous fairy godmothers to make
them over, too. By Claire Zulkey
The Smoking Gun
of TV vs. Countdown with Keith Olbermann | 09.04.03
Can the Web's best qualities survive the transition to TV?
By Bob Cook
Well Hung | 03.05.04
With his off-key singing and awkward little dance, William
Hung became a media phenomenon. You've got to wonder, though,
why he tried out for "American Idol" in the first place.
By Sarah Lazarovic
Network Reviews
Court TV | 09.04.01
Viewers who aren't tuning in for the irony can feel as if
they're watching the American justice system working in
real-time. By Alissa Rowinsky
ESPN Classic
| 09.04.01
ESPN Classic leaves behind the hogwash; it's nothing but
fun. By Andy Stilp
Eternal Word Television
| 09.04.01
The shortest route between you and dull, Catholic orthodoxy.
By Stephanie Kuenn
National Network, The
| 09.04.01
What gives with the former Nashville Network's urban obsession?
By James Norton
RTP Portugal | 09.04.01
Living in Portugal is a lot like being in a parade, evidently.
A parade through the ruins of Hell. By Julia Lipman
Slovenia 3 | 01.31.02
What is that? An anus? What's it doing on Slovenian
television? By Clay Risen
The Travel Channel
| 09.04.01
A channel that offers viewers the same brainless relief
that its destinations offer their brainless guests. By Andy
Ross
The TV Guide Channel
| 01.05.05
Any media effort headlined by Joan and Melissa has gotta
be some kind of elaborate ruse. By Patrick Quirk
Turner Classic Paranoia
| 03.07.02
Turner Classic Movies inexplicably plunges into a 1970s
doomsday-trumpeting, world-ending, people-eating frenzy.
By Bob Cook
Program Reviews
24 Episode
1 | 11.07.01
The first in a series of real-time reviews of the Fox's
new real-time TV show. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
2 | 11.14.01
Ruminations on split screen, "Nowhere Man" and "Walker Texas
Ranger;" meanwhile, episode 2 keeps "24" going strong. By
Sean Weitner
24 Episode
3 | 11.21.01
Does "24"'s conspiracy lose credulity by casting its web
so wide? By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
4 | 11.28.01
Is there a place in "24" for an episode where nothing happens?
By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
5 | 12.12.01
After an off week and a week off, the show gets back on
track and overhauls all its plot threads. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
6 | 12.19.01
Outrageous events bring up the credulity double-bind: Either
these are unbelievable coincidences or the terrorists are
unbelievably well-organized. Just what's going on here?
By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
7 | 01.09.02
And so the second act begins, showing both how near to and
how far from the great conspiracy stories "24" is going
to be. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
8 | 01.16.02
The clockwork conspiracy comes undone in this episode, which
contains some of the series' best thriller moments. By Sean
Weitner
24 Episode
9 | 01.23.02
A look back in hindsight at the conspiracy; meanwhile, the
episode strikes a more soap-operatic tone, but it fits.
By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
10 | 02.06.02
The conspiracy and narrative complications broaden and deepen,
but the most commendable thing about this episode is its
ingenious setpiece. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
11 | 02.13.02
Snap, crackle, pop: The über-conspiracy and the backstory
start to come together, and Jack has a totally satisfying
encounter with an old friend. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
12 | 02.20.02
Why or why does Fox have to spoil the show's surprises in
the coming attractions? By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
13 | 02.27.02
All of the show's minor climaxes have been leading up to
this major closing of a chapter
but we still have
half the series to go. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
14 | 03.06.02
The second half gets underway, as well as the first part
of a longer discussion about the differences between video
and film. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
15 | 03.13.02
The show goes "domestic" for an episode and capitalizes
on the best kind of suspense: genuine curiosity. By Sean
Weitner
24 Episode
16 | 03.20.02
Leaping out of a falling car just in time, bugging
yourself and getting the bad guy to saying something incriminatory,
being stricken with amnesia
it's Cliché Week
at "24." But the episode comes together, going to show that
it's not the clichés you use, it's what you do with
them. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
17 | 03.27.02
As the show pushes into its last third, we get a glimpse
of how disappointing it will be if it can't pull itself
together. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
18 | 04.03.02
The honeymoon is over. There's no longer a feasible defense
for the show's hare-brained developments. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
19 | 04.10.02
You know a show's in bad shape when the episode's promised
death is a character whose name you don't even know. By
Sean Weitner
24 Episode
20 | 04.17.02
The show gets its shine back; meanwhile, the terrorists
lay siege to a prison and the Plausibles lay siege to the
film and television industry. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
21 | 04.24.02
Character clashes set the stage for "24"'s last three hours,
bringing themes like family and fidelity to the fore. By
Sean Weitner
24 Episode
22 | 05.08.02
We're entering "24's" endgame. But you'd have to be a Grandmaster
to be able to tell if, when it comes to finding the right
conclusion, the writers are going to win, lose or draw.
By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
23 | 05.15.02
The Plausibles turn up again, and the second-to-last hour
oddly fails to end on a cliffhanger. By Sean Weitner
24 Episode
24 | 05.22.02
You say you want a resolution? We'd all love to see the
plan, but all I can tell you is, brother, you have to wait.
By Sean Weitner
24 Season Two Premiere
| 10.30.02
If "24's" creators have learned from last season's mistakes
and it seems like they have the show's second
season could be considerably better than its first. By Sean
Weitner
24 Season Three
| 02.10.04
Midway through its third season, "24" is stalked by the
rampant lions of cluelessness. By Sean Weitner
Adult Swim |
09.10.01
The best cartoons on TV aren't for kids. By Andy Ross
A Better, Thinner,
Healthier You | 02.12.02
Low-impact exercise equipment is here to save your body
and soul. Coincidentally, the Home Shopping Network is here
for your wallet. By Bob Cook
Ally McBeal's last
show | 05.22.02
Ally McBeal leaves behind a complicated four-part TV legacy.
Oh, and loathing. Also loathing. By Karen Lurie
American Inventor
| 04.11.06
A show about judging what the world needs with judges that
the world doesn't need. By Alissa Rowinsky
America's Next
Top Model | 07.03.03
Reality TV finally kicks it up from "overdrive" to "meta."
By Andy Ross
America's Next Top
Model: Elyse's Dukakis Moment | 07.10.03
One spectacular gaffe transforms the icy hipster of modeling
reality TV into an honest-to-goodness lovable geek. By Julia
Lipman
Amish in the City
| 08.04.04
Though baffled by the sight of an avocado, the Amish kids
on UPN's "Amish in the City" are eerily unaffected by their
citified housemates. By Jennifer Lind-Westbrook
Andy Richter
Controls the Universe | 04.23.02
Finally, the geek militia at Fox has taken complete control.
By Claire Zulkey
Apprentice,
The | 01.15.04
Other reality shows promise fame and romantic fulfillment;
this one promises a job with the man who gave us the Taj
Mahal casino. By Joshua Adams
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Great Job! | 04.11.07
Adult Swim wades neck deep in the bleeding edge of the bleeding
edge. By James Norton
Baadasssss Cinema
| 08.29.02
IFC gets down, with dubious results. By Bob Cook
Blind Justice
| 03.15.05
Can an interesting premise make a tried formula work? Stay
tuned. By Joey Rubin
Bones | 12.18.06
In an era of multiple CSIs, Bones investigates
something a little more meaningful. By Anthony Letizia
Britney & Kevin:
Chaotic | 05.26.05
The truth comes out: Even Britney's reality is not real.
By Taylor Carik.
Buffy: The Musical
| 11.08.01
A sweeps stunt so good you actually get swept up in it.
By Stephanie Kuenn
The Chair
and The Chamber | 01.14.02
The only thing more shocking than the daft concept behind
these shows is that people are actually litigating to claim
exclusive rights to the concept. By Karen Lurie
Clone High |
02.28.03
If Abe Lincoln was a hopeless sack in high school, you can't
feel too badly about never getting past second base until
your senior year. By Dakota Loomis
The Crusades:
The Crescent & The Cross | 11.07.05
The crusades may have happened long ago, but a new History
Channel documentary treats them like they don't still matter
today. By Joey Rubin
Damages | 2.14.08
A brilliant, nuanced, novelistic TV show and it's
not HBO. By James Norton.
Da Vinci & The
Code He Lived By (& The Package It Came In) | 12.03.05
There's only one reason a TV show would be packaged this
well. By Joey Rubin.
"Deadwood" Rides
Again | 03.04.05
It's bawdy. It's filthy. It's excellent. It's back. By Rick
Paulas.
Dexter| 03.06.07
A neo-drama for moral relativists but not for the
faint of heart. By David Murcko
Drive| 04.24.07
Tim Minear's latest: it's not Angel, it's not Firefly.
But then again, it kinda' is. By Anthony Letizia
Recipe for Desperation:
"Desperate Housewives" Reconsidered | 12.08.05
If it's the same recipe, why does it taste bad now? By Lizbeth
Finn-Arnold.
Ed, the finale
| 04.23.03
A briefly-run show goes out for good, we think
with a graceful bang. By Bob Cook
ER | 04.11.02
Somebody just pull the plug. Please. By Michael Penn
Everwood Season
Finale | 05.24.03
Life-threatening brain surgery. Corny voiceovers. A cringe-worthy
cliffhanger. The season didn't have to end this way.
By Dakota Loomis
Everybody Hates Chris
| 09.29.05
In his virgin sitcom venture, it seems nobody hates Chris
Rock. By Tamara Watkins.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Finale | 05.15.05
Finally, we can stop loving Raymond. The most miserable
and accurate depiction of family life on TV goes off the
air, kind of. By Bob Cook
Fastlane | 11.04.02
Homer Simpson's moronic cop shows have finally sprung to
life in three or slightly less than three, really
dimensions. By Stephanie Kuenn
Feasting on Asphalt
| 07.31.06
Freed from the animatronic hands of Marc Summers and Rachel
Ray, Alton Brown's newest offering is delicious and
the food looks good too. By James Norton
Flay, Bobby | 06.17.03
It's not just that Flay is a dick on the Food Network. He's
the only dick on the Food Network. By Alissa Rowinsky
For Love or Money
| Episode 1 | 06.04.03
It's born-again virgin versus überbitch in a reality
TV fight to the finish! By Lindsay Robertson
A Fair and
Balanced Vacation | 05.11.04
Fox news takes the integrity of its journalism to new heights
in Aruba! By David Irvin
Freaks and Geeks
| 05.11.04
The release of "Freaks and Geeks" on DVD gives viewers a
chance to appreciate the show's cinematic qualities. By
Bob Cook
The "Friends"
Finale | 05.13.04
Flak Magazine bids "Friends" a fond, but somewhat relieved,
farewell. By Joshua Adams
Frontier House
| 05.13.02
To hell with eating cockroaches. PBS presents the ultimate
in TV verité butter churning. By Michael
Penn
Gene Simmons Family
Jewels | 10.02.06
This reality show about an ageing rock star turned doting
father is... almost refreshingly different. By Sarah D'Andrea
Girlfriends
| 01.19.05
Can a show about intelligent women out-sass those who had
sex in the city? Stay tuned. By Ceda Xiong
Good Eats | 02.01.05
All the right ingredients for a cooking show that's bound
to rise. By Patrick Quirk
TNN's Godfather
Ad | 12.04.01
TNN crosses the line between idolizing pop culture and pop
culture idolatry. By Sean Weitner
Hana Yori Dango
(Boys Over Flowers) | 04.23.08
A wildly popular Japanese drama, starring simpering opulence
and a gutsy girl. By Yongming Han
Home Movies
| 10.30.01
Brilliant timing and the impact of Squigglevision add up
to a show worth watching. By James Norton
Hustle | 10.06.04
Rather than deliver a canned TV movie about Pete Rose, ESPN
brought on a director and star who can sympathize with Rose's
self-destructive compulsion. By Stephen Himes
Iconoclasts
| 11.17.05
What is an "iconclast"? Watch this show and be confused.
By Joey Rubin
It Could Happen
Tomorrow | 08.15.06
Wondering if it'll rain tomorrow? Don't flip on the Weather
Channel. Wondering how the world will end? Try the Weather
Channel. By Sarah D'Andrea
Jackson, Michael|
Michael Jackson's 30th Anniversary concert | 11.19.01
Michael Jackson's semi-triumphant return was a nostalgic
look at a career preserved in amber. By Sara J. Brenneis
Jericho | 09.25.06
The newest primetime "paranoidural" may not be Lost,
but nor is it a lost cause. By Eric Ditzian
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 1 | 01.08.03
The debut of Fox's nation-gripping reality TV show promises
to spin the threads of the first truly postmodern fairy
tale. By Lindsay Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 2 | 01.14.03
They scoop manure! They shovel coal! They mutter bitter
asides in broken French! By Lindsay Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 3 | 01.21.03
Evan whisks the girls away for a night in Paris. By Lindsay
Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 4 | 01.28.03
The bitch goes down. By Lindsay Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 5 | 02.04.03
The Joe Millionaire drinking game, presented for your pleasure
and inebriation. By Lindsay Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 6 | 02.11.03
Speculation on the final twist, with odds. By Lindsay Robertson
Joe Millionaire |
Episode 7 | 02.18.03
In which we find that last week's explosive anti-climax
was, in fact, a two-parter. By Lindsay Robertson
Lackawanna Blues
| 02.10.05
Bells, whistles and an infallible goddess can't quite hold
together an ambitious new HBO movie. By Chris Hickman
One Particular
Dialogue Exchange on the 2006 Season Premiere of Law & Order
| 09.25.06
Do you like Sangria? Oy Gevalt. By James Norton
Lost | 09.24.04
Somehow, The Lord of the Flies, Predator and Jurassic Park
add up to be more than the sum of their parts. By Joshua
Adams
Lost Shoots the
Moon | 04.07.06
An exploration of meta-textual self-reflexive television.
And acid. By Sean Weitner
Lost vs. Heroes
| 01.03.07
Heroes. It's like Lost but with plot
arcs. By Caroline Edmunds
In Defense
of Lost | 02.06.07 Finding Lost challenging?
Well, that's the point. By Anthony Letizia
Malcolm in the
Middle: 2000-2006 | 05.18.06
A show that was a breath of fresh air in its prime reaches
a graceful conclusion. By Tamara Watkins
Martha Stewart:
Behind Bars | 10.05.05
The print ads may have promised "jailhouse tart baked with
apples of shame," but prison drama has never been so bland.
By Bob Cook.
Michael Essany Show,
The | 03.19.03
Is our plucky host a rising young talent? Or just a loathesome
dork? By Bob Cook
Monk | 08.02.02
A classic off-center detective story maps out cable TV's
continuing assault on the networks. By Andy Ross
New Scandinavian
Cooking | 08.30.05
In his extravagant cooking show, Norway's Andreas Viestad
offers many culinary delights. They just don't look very
appetizing. By Ceda Xiong
The Nick
and Jessica Variety Hour | 04.21.04
We just have to hope for the best when their show is cancelled
and those are real half-empty whiskey bottles being hurled.
By Stephen Himes
Nirvana's "You
Know You're Right" video | 11.05.02
Kurt Cobain has been dug up, reanimated, and subjected to
a a routine of insidious, post-mortem puppetry. By James
Stegall
North Shore
| 06.16.04
A visionary new bid in the race to create the most derivative
TV show of all time. By Joshua Adams
The OC Leaves
Home | 11.28.06
All high school dramas face the challenge of college
and some of them flunk out. By Sara Mayeux
O'Grady | 08.03.05
This new animated comedy may not be on an "it" network,
but it offers more than just empty gags and slapstick. By
Geoffrey Golden
Oliver Beene
| 03.13.03
Beautiful nerds of the world, unite. Your savior is here,
desperate and shambolic, but ready to please. By James Norton
Osbournes, The
| 04.25.03
The most unusual thing about "The Osbournes" is how quickly
it fell and how hard it crashed. By Ryan Underwood
Parking Wars
| 02.27.08
The small-stakes drama of working-class people getting ticketed
and towed by other working-class people is actually pretty
damned captivating. By James Norton
Passions: The
Life and Times of Josh Ryan Evans | 08.16.02
The life and times of the actor behind Timmy, tiny soap
opera star. By Stephanie Kuenn
Penn & Teller:
Bullshit! | 03.04.04
Pity the poor lambs led to the slaughter; shame on the grifters
wielding the knife. By J. Daniel Janzen
Peep Show | 05.21.08
Stark, unfettered emotional brutality in a classic sitcom package. By Michael Noble
Pimp My Ride | 04.15.04
You are what you drive. By J. Daniel Janzen
Pirate Master
| 07.06.07
YAAAR, brace yeself for the biggest live-action role playing
game ever broadcast on network television... if ye dare!
By A.D. Lively
Project
Runway Rundown | 10.10.06
On the eve of the finale, a look at the crazies that made
the project worth watching for the third time. By
Laura Birek
Quarterlife
| 02.28.08
Giving this Web-to-TV dog more than 15 minutes would be
overly generous. By Taylor Carik
Raines | 03.19.07
Yet another dude who talks to dead people? Thanks to the
acting chops of Jeff Goldblum, your fears are (mostly) unfounded.
By James Norton
Random 1 | 11.01.05
Is America ready for a wholesome reality show? Doubtful.
By Joey Rubin
Relic Hunter and
AbTronic | 01.29.02
What do a flock of disembodied breasts have to do with the
future of entertainment? Disturbingly, quite a lot. By Taylor
Carik
River Cottage Spring | 06.13.08
In a time when TV schedules are saturated with piss-poor cookery shows and their chefs crying "Love Me!", Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall remains, mercifully, a breath of fresh air. By Neil Fitzgerald
Samurai Jack |
10.15.01
This is one of those occasions where a beautifully styled
package actually holds a precious gift. By James Norton
Sandwiches That
You Will Like | 08.02.05
If Reality TV was about real life, this would be its tastiest
treat. By J. Daniel Janzen
Sandwiches That
You Will Like | 08.02.05
If Reality TV was about real life, this would be its tastiest
treat. By J. Daniel Janzen
The Sopranos
Finale | 06.27.07
After the final Sopranos swan song, two writers celebrate
the poetry in and mock
those confused by the undefined final moment.
By David Essex and Matt Hanson
Saturday Night
Live | Hard to Explain: The Strokes on Saturday Night Live
| 01.25.02
The Strokes have the hype. Now, how about some success?
By Yancey Strickler
Season on the Brink
| 03.12.02
A made-for-TV movie that reveals nothing about coach Bobby
Knight that hasn't already been discerned by even the most
casual college basketball observer. By Bob Cook
The new Sesame Street
| 03.05.02
Come and play, everything's
whoa, is that 15 minutes
of Elmo talking about himself in the third person? By Julia
Lipman
Sex and the City
| 09.04.01
It may be a smash hit, but it's become just another re-upholstered
version of "The Golden Girls." By Claire Zulkey
The Simple Life
| 12.05.03
You'd expect this "reality show" about obnoxious brats to
be nauseating, but enough to make you want to convert to
communism? By Bob Cook
Skin | 11.14.03
Did Jerry Bruckheimer improve on the Bard? Believe it. By
Joshua Adams
Sorority Life
and Fraternity Life | 03.11.03
Boys will be boys, but girls will be hella catty. To summarize:
Oh. My. God. By Alissa Rowinsky
Is South Park
Right? | 05.03.05
Could a show in which the entire point is pointlessness
have a conservative political bias? By Lonnie Harris
Survivor 6
part 1 | 02.18.03
Will the Battle of the Sexes restore the flagging fortunes
of reality TV's orthodox religion? By A.D. Lively
Syndication and the
City | 06.17.04
Can "Sex" on basic cable ever be as good as the real thing?
By Jennifer Lind-Westbrook
Super Bowl XXXVI
Halftime Show | 02.06.01
Last year we got a spot-the-celeb glamfest; this year, U2
doesn't seem indulgent enough bet you thought you'd
never hear someone say that. By Claire Zulkey
Texas Ranch
House | 05.01.06
Taking the "wild" out of "wild west" and replacing it with
"educational." By Joey Rubin
That '80s Show | 01.26.01
Pop culture continues to digest itself. The dish du jour:
the 1980s. By Karen Lurie
Time Trumpet
| 03.11.08
A British comedy series posits that the best way to view
the present is through the eyes of the fictional future.
By Matthew Phelan
The Office Christmas
Special | 10.29.04
America's favorite Brits find that Hell sometimes does have
an exit. By Steve Carey
The One | 07.24.06
In post Project Runway-era reality TV, it takes more
than canned dialogue and slapdash montages to score a hit
with viewers. By Patrick Quirk
The Shield |
06.07.05
A cop show with no good guys. By Eve Adams
Undeclared |
10.08.01
Watching "Undeclared" is like having sex on the rebound.
Except you don't actually get any. And you're just watching
television. And you can't get pregnant as a result. Usually.
By Bob Cook
Veronica Mars
| 10.19.04
UPN's teen noir finds sunken treasure in the well-explored
waters of the teen drama. By Steve Carey
Veronica Mars
Season Two DVD | 10.03.06
Hopefully, it's a long drive from The O.C. to Neptune,
California. By Anthony Letizia
Veronica Mars,
In Memoriam | 06.20.07
What the cancellation of TV's pluckiest private eye says
about the way the medium is, isn't, and should be changing.
By Anthony Letizia
VH-1: 100 Greatest
One-Hit Wonders | 05.21.02
Tragic and beautiful, pop music's one-hit wonders are like
soap bubbles floating on a summer breeze. By Bob Cook
Westminster
Kennel Club Dog Show | 02.15.02
Drama. Destiny. The quest for genetic perfection. That's
right... it's time for another dog show! By Karen Lurie
The Wire vs. The Sopranos
| 6.15.05
In which the unassuming show from Baltamore pins the tough-talking
Jersey program to the mat until it screams "uncle". By James
Norton
World Cup Coverage
on Univision | 06.03.02
Even if you have no idea what they're saying, Univision's
Spanish-speaking announcers trump their ESPN counterparts.
By Eric Wittmershaus
Commercial Reviews
Arby's Oven Mitt
ads | 07.21.03
So much potential for existential exploration. So many lost
opportunities. By James Norton
Bose Wave Radio Infomercial
| 09.18.01
That Herbie Hancock is the most! By James Norton
Brawny Man-Arm Commericial
| 03.18.02
Good housekeeping has never been quite so... disturbing.
By Alissa Rowinsky
Built Toby Keith
Tough | 07.06.05
Ford is selling a caricature of male gender. Oh, and some
trucks. by Ehren Pflugfelder
Campaign for Freedom
| 07.09.02
If the Ad Council's going to fight for freedom, it could
start by defending the ones that are already under assault.
By Peter Norman
Cockfight for
a Pepsi | 08.31.05
Begin with chicken and Pepsi. Add sumo wrestling and CGI.
Behold: Marketing genius. By Cheryl Lowry
CNN's Paula Zahn commercial
| 01.11.02
CNN's controversial ad may or may not be in very poor taste.
But the ad's not a gaffe; it's a plot. A clever plot.
By Karen Lurie
"Critics"
"Love" P.S. I Love You | 01.07.08
When a commercial claims that critics across the country
love a particular film, you've gotta imagine that the reviews
are at least mixed. Not necessarily. By James Norton
The Dairy Queen Chili
Meltdown GrillBurger Ad | 09.18.06
As if men acting like men wasn't offensive enough. By James
Norton
Deadly Distractions
| 10.04.01
What is Shell Oil trying to distract us from with this insidious
public service ad? By James Norton
Dell intern ads |
05.08.03
They're cute, they're energetic, they're almost completely
neutered. It's a conspiracy. By James Norton
The Dunkin' Donuts
Human Interest Commercial | 10.24.06
For those who take their coffee without two scoops of sincerity.
By Ceda Xiong
Ford Commercials |
05.29.02
Never trust a self-described "'60s radical" who is trying
to sell you an SUV. By Andrew Beck Grace
The Fudgems Commercial
| 06.29.06
Is America hungry for giant, dancing blocks of poop? By
Cheryl Lowry
Glad ForceFlex
Bags | 10.05.04
Glad's latest trash bag commercial will make you queasy
... not to mention sore. By Alissa Rowinsky
The Kool-Aid Man (In
Pants) | 08.21.06
Is a world where the Kool-Aid Man wears pants also a world
where the Kool-Aid Man has genitals? By Alissa Rowinsky
KY Warming Gel ad |
05.11.05
An add for a sex product right in the middle of prime-time.
And yet the world still turns. By James Norton
Land Rover For
Breakfast | 11.09.05
"The New Rush" campaign is clear about one thing: You don't
need O.J. and toast with a Land Rover. By Colin Alexander
Miller Lite "Catfight"
ad | 01.23.03
Rrrrr! It's a catfight, and Miller Lite is all over
it. It's all over being totally irrelevant. By Bob Cook
New From Jaguar
| 05.23.06
Jaguar unveils a new ad for aviator sunglasses. By Colin
Alexander
Safe, Like, Happens
| 05.05.06 VW's newest Jetta commercial is scary.
So you better buy one. By Stephen Bracco
Saving Grace
| 07.25.07 Absurd farce? Theological masterwork?
It's kind of hard to tell, but Saving Grace packs
an entertainment wallop. By James Norton
Soft Drink Seduction
| 02.13.06
Dr. Pepper's using Stacy's mom to pick up little boys. Is
there something funny about that? By Colin Alexander
Super Bowl
XXXVI ads | 02.05.02
The Super Bowl ads. All the Super Bowl ads. By Flak
Staff
Super Bowl XXXVIII
Ads: Operation Grand Opening | 02.01.04
An ad-by-ad look at the Super Bowl's impact on the rebuilding
of Iraq. By Flak Staff
The Virtual
Orville Redenbacher Commercial | 01.22.07
Sometimes, "virtual" falls way, way short of reality.
By James Norton
The Wendy's Raccoon
Ad | 07.19.05
There is a subtle logical flaw associated with having garbage-scavenging
creatures endorse your hamburgers. By James Norton
What Happens
in Vegas | 04.19.06
According to a new ad campaign, what happens in Vegas stays
there. Except your money, of course. By Colin Alexander
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