Thanksgiving in Death Valley
The notion of Thanksgiving is full of promise: touch football in the chilly
wood-smoke afternoon, the groaning board laden with hearty home cooking, family
and friends dozing together by the TV once the feast is done. Although some
surely approach this ideal, anecdotal evidence suggests that a substantial
number of people experience the national day of thanks as an ordeal of Franzenesque
proportions. For these unfortunates, a suggestion: Next year, why not have
Thanksgiving in Death Valley?
The lowest point in the Western Hemisphere, fringed by some of the highest
mountains, Death
Valley was christened by lost
and disgruntled forty-niners in no mood for desert camping. Few natural attractions
have been saddled with such unfortunate names; only the Dead Sea and the Port des Morts can truly feel Death Valley's pain. In a fairer, more
accurate world, the place would be called Rock Valley for its geological bounty,
or Big-Ass Valley, reflecting its vast expanse (think Long Island) and sheer
walls a mile or more high. Although stunningly desolate, Death Valley boasts
abundant life and wonders from borax mines to ghost towns to cartoon-quality
sand dunes.
Plan to spend the night before Thanksgiving in the nearby town of Lone
Pine, Calif., where hotel rooms come cheap and the bars are staffed with
locals eager to play cards and tell you about the many westerns filmed there.
Rise early Thanksgiving Day and hustle into the park (only recently upgraded
from national monument) to get your pick of first-come campsites. There are
hike-in and high-altitude sites available, but keep it simple: This is the
essence of car camping. Furnace Creek offers numerous slots on flat hardpan
alongside 5,000 RV hookups. Instead, drive up the foothills to Texas Spring,
which features panoramic views of the valley and a running-water bathroom
that's on the National Register of Historic Places.
If you can, claim the spot next to the water spout rising from the rocks. I don't have to explain how handy this will be. Put up your tent and unroll your sleeping bag first thing; you'll thank yourself after dinner. Once you've made camp, you'll still have time for a drive before dinner. Purring across the vast expanse alongside fields of dry grasses and salt, you become aware of a unique sense of place; for all its immenseness, the valley is oddly intimate, bounded by an unbroken curtain of rock with a dogleg at the northern end that offers a second enclosure to explore.
Dark comes early this time of year, so aim to have your mis en place together
and your fire well underway by 4 p.m. Even in the desert, Thanksgiving is all
about food. A realistic and organized strategy will enable you to create a
surprisingly close approximation of the indoors menu. Cook the turkey Tuesday
night and pack it on dry ice in a cooler (You might want to crack the car window
on the way down to avoid unwanted carbon dioxide poisoning). Let it come
to temperature while you're cooking the rest; it's cool in the evening this
time of year, so a couple of hours is okay. You can make the potatoes from
scratch if you're willing to put in the time and firewood. Boil your green
vegetables, warm the biscuits on the grill, wrap balls of cooked stuffing in
foil and crisp them in the embers. Cranberry sauce in Tupperware. Make the
gravy from a mix.
The temperature drops sharply as the sun sets across the broad plain. The
stars are neither as plentiful nor as clear as one might expect, but the atmosphere
is thick here, not to mention dusty. Draw closer to the fire and keep that
wine flowing. If you're lucky, there are no generators nearby, just scraps
of voices from neighboring campfires. Lean back in your folding chair and reflect
on the holiday. Think about this nation and the diverse opportunities it offers,
as well as the somber responsibility that comes with its stewardship, paid
for in blood. Think about the peace and liberty that allow us to travel freely
from one end to the other to meet friends in such an unlikely locale, and
the prosperity that provides the means to do so. Maybe spare a moment's thought
for those who'll sleep outside tonight not on a lark, but by necessity.
The pies are home-made as a matter of course.
J. Daniel Janzen (jdaniel at flakmag dot com)