The Player: How To Pick Up Women At The Gym
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"Unfortunately, there was a large no-neck who everyone could see had stopped his workout and set his sights on the brunette."
- Better Man in brief ...
- Being physically healthy is a key aspect of a true Player.
- If she's at the gym to work out, leave her alone.
- Women do not respond to giant no-neck apes.
Along with confidence, being physically healthy is a key aspect of not only a well-rounded individual but also a characteristic of a true Player. In the pursuit of getting and staying in shape, this Player has seen more than his share of men at the gym practice the same exercise: the crash and burn. Seeing a beautiful woman sashaying out of the changing room and onto the gym floor is no reason to lose your mind, your skills and your status as a Player. However, keep in mind that you’ll need to be on your best game when you try to pick up women at the gym because a “StairMaster Seductress” is there to listen to her iPod and workout, not to be hit on by every guy and his brother. Get ready, because you’ll be working out your body and your mind, Player.
I was nearing the top of the rock wall in the gymnasium -- my attractive lady friend and I were practicing for a climb outdoors next week -- when I noticed a beautiful brunette walk out of the changing room and into the cardio room. By her clothing and demeanor, I could tell she was all about exercising. But the delicious bounce to her well-kept curves made every man trip and fall over the benches and the treadmills. Unfortunately, there was a large no-neck who everyone could see had stopped his workout and set his sights on the brunette.
Day one
No-Neck paces and waits, watching the beauty on the treadmill. A good 10 to 15 minutes go by before he finally goes up to talk to her. I could see him forming thoughts in his head; I could see his lips mumble as he tried, tested and threw out lines to use on the lovely. He joined her on the treadmill next to her. The muscle-bound wannabe Player set the machine for a superhuman speed, which he can barely maintain. Another 20 minutes pass before he settles on the line and discovers the right amount of nerve. As he turns to talk to the glute-working goddess, she steps down from the machine and leaves the gym. No-Neck curses his lack of game… just as he falls off the machine.Day two
It’s another day of exercising for the big climb next week. Today my lovely fellow climber and I are working on upper body strength. With one eye on her pectorals and another watching No-Neck, I see him trip up again. He’s shown up at the gym at the same time as yesterday. As he constantly keeps looking around, it’s obvious he’s waiting to see the brunette from the other day. Suddenly, she arrives and mounts the step machine. No-Neck pops up and onto the machine next to her once again.No-Neck: I see you like to train hard!
Sexy Brunette: (She says nothing; there’s no response, and she continues to work out on the machine.)
No-Neck: So, come here often?
Sexy Brunette: (No response, again.)
No-Neck: (Foolishly ogling her breasts.) You have a really nice body! I think you're the hottest girl in this gym.
Sexy Brunette: (Looks toward No-Neck, gives him a smirk, turns her head and continues to look ahead.)
No-Neck: (Thinks to himself: "Yes, she looked at me. I am so in.") So are you seeing anyone? Are you married?
Sexy Brunette: While getting off the step machine, turns off her MP3 player and says: “I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I had my music on and couldn't hear a word you were saying.”
No-Neck: Ahh… Yeah, I was asking if you'd like to go out with me, my brother and his wife."
Sexy Brunette: With both of them?
No-Neck: Yes, with both of them.
Sexy Brunette: I don't really have time, but thanks for offering.
No-Neck: “What?” He thinks to himself just before he falls off the machine -- again.
If you want to know how to pick up women at the gym, you’re going to have to keep reading for the Player’s advice… Next Page >>
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