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There are those starlets, the Hailee Steinfelds and Blake Livelys of the world if you will, who actually can pull off outrageous-looking high-fashion gowns.

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...and then there's Jessica Biel.

Jessica showed up at the Fashion Group International's 28th Annual Night of Stars party last night in this ridiculously pouf-sleeved Giambattista Valli dress.

Is that tissue paper wrap on her shoulders, or are those toilet seat covers?

Jessica, Jessica -- When are you going to accept that you're just way too vanilla for a dress like this?

We ALL know who brought Boring Back to JT.

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