joeljohnson
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Making crazy chicken stock to heal my stupid fucking body.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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@ @ I'd call these "First World Problems" but it's pretty much just America.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to hotdogsladies
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"Dear member of the media," Take that, haters.
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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GMAIL DOWN ICE CREAM STORES STILL OPEN
about 15 hours ago
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@ @ To everyone on FB who discovers I was lingering over their photos: It was for work. Masturbation work.
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to jennydeluxe
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I must murder the world.
about 17 hours ago
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@ That's not even a question.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to ctrlzee
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I can't explain the hyphens, either.
about 18 hours ago
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My darling flap farm Porter turns 7-years-old today. I miss him so much, but he's going to have a meat cupcake party in Oregon.
about 18 hours ago
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@ Oh, belay that. I thought you were expunging fonts.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to SamSpratt
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@ I was with you there riiiiight until the end.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to SamSpratt
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Announcing WIRED Enterprise, because we needed a place to sell more inventory than Epicenter. (If we get Rackmountable pin-ups I'll shut up)
about 19 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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about 20 hours ago
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in reply to dangerroom
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Good dude alert! RT @: Thks to the economy, tomorrow is my last day at MTV. Anyone need an editor/writer w/10+ yrs experience?
11:53 AM Sep 22nd
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@ It will make the Kessel Run in under 12 neutrinos.
11:41 AM Sep 22nd
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in reply to devinconnors
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Ninkasi Brewing passes MillerCoors in Oregon sales, moves into third place @
4:47 PM Sep 21st
via Beernews.org tweets
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@ This Joel's so dumb he signed up for college with my email. I had to call the dean and explain why I want to face fuck him.
10:16 AM Sep 22nd
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in reply to livethelushlife
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@ YES!
10:13 AM Sep 22nd
via web
in reply to joeljohnson
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The Joel Johnson with a similar Gmail is too dumb to use his own email in forms. So now I tell his church group I want to face fuck them.
10:11 AM Sep 22nd
via Twitter for Mac
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@ I don't want to be cruel but if anything, F8 is useful to prove that "sport coat + t-shirt" isn't flattering to women, either.
9:40 AM Sep 22nd
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in reply to ahemphill
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- Name Joel Johnson
- Location New York, New York
- Web http://kotaku.com
- Bio Writer. Mean like a snake. Editorial Director of Kotaku.com.
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