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Tabloids! Headlines to consider for this week: "Do'hPa," "A big Pa-turd-o," "We trivialize everything."
about 6 hours ago
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We've started @ to help writers become NaNoWriMo successes like...umm... Well, maybe you can be the first!
11:30 AM Nov 11th
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Put quotation marks around every mention of "Bible," just to see what happens.
9:30 AM Nov 11th
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2:57 PM Nov 10th
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Try not to choke on the irony when filing a widely syndicated article criticizing the liberal media.
7:30 AM Nov 9th
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CORRECTION: "American Horror Story" and "Jerseylicious" are actually two different shows. Adjust reviews accordingly.
8:00 AM Nov 7th
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11:40 AM Nov 4th
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A respectful tone is crucial in a good obituary. Ex: "The family asks for donations to charity." "Please, No High Fives."
10:55 AM Nov 4th
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"Write More Good" is the perfect one-size-fits-all gift if you can't be bothered to walk into a store.
7:21 AM Nov 4th
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In obits, make it unclear if the dead person is survived by people or pets: Dave is survived by Jane, Flopsy, George, and Mr. Barkelstein.
10:55 AM Nov 3rd
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You really should have those Mickey Rooney and Ernest Borgnine obits ready to go out the door.
10:55 AM Nov 2nd
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It's common to write obituaries for ailing celebrities ahead of time. Ensure timeliness and accuracy by giving them a little "push."
11:55 AM Nov 1st
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Need help with NaNoWriMo? Check in at @ for tips, tricks and hints to rocket you straight to the bottom of the slush pile.
8:15 AM Nov 1st
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Bureau Chiefs @ and @ have branched out into narrative journalism in "Dracula the Unconquered."
12:22 PM Oct 31st
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@ @: It's "Holy shit, Tony The Russa retired!" We're all Americans here.
10:46 AM Oct 31st
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When the editor tries to bury a story on a Friday, make sure it's not on an Indian burial ground.
10:05 AM Oct 31st
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When reporting on that army of flesh-ripping ghouls, make sure to clarify whether they are zombies or Ron Paul supporters.
8:50 AM Oct 31st
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8:25 AM Oct 28th
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When counting the number of days until Halloween, the "Silver Shamrock" is implied.
7:09 AM Oct 28th
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@ We have some opinions about the inclusion of the Interrobang in that list.
11:05 AM Oct 27th
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