The EDGE babies and children thread.

optimark prime's picture

Firstly, apologies to Elm, I don't mean to tread on any toes, but this was probably my favourite thread on the old forum.

Basically, this is the thread for announcing any impending arrivals, or posting pics of your children.

Here is a pic of Imogen, to start things off...

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This is Maximilian aged 11months on his first trip to the beach.

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Oops, double post.

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Ozno's picture

Was playing Gears 3 last night with forumites and they advised me to come to this thread. What's this about guys?

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here are my sprogs.

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Ozno's picture

Damn, you can't quote pics.

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Ozno's picture

Ozno wrote:
Damn, you can't quote pics.



Ok I found a way round.

Here's a picture of my little one. It's a bit awkward as I don't get to see him. His mother chose to stay with her husband. I don't think he knows.

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AHAHAHAHAHAH, cheeky ;-)

x

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Boy am I glad you have replied. The longer it went on, I felt creepy.

PS- I don't think the little blonde blue eyed boy could come from oxno stock.

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Both the wife and I had a good chuckle this morning at your post... ;-)

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Jimmy The Lips wrote:
Both the wife and I had a good chuckle this morning at your post... ;-)


Was your wife's laugh a nervous sounding one?

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Its usually like that... I keep her locked up in the basement for 23.5 hours of the day and when I let her out I expect her laugh at what I consider funny. otherwise she loses her excercise time.

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lol@gnozo......

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MattyJ's picture

Harrison was looking pretty cute at 4 a.m. this morning...

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*stoney heart melts*

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That's a gorgeous pic Matty - you're obviously still finding being up at 4am cute. I was also up at 4am this morning, stripping a bed of piss-soaked sheets.

Then I sorted Isaacs bed out too.

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bogard's picture

BABIES. I HATE BABIES!!!!

SpaceGazelle's picture

Charlie managed to bite off, and presumably eat, a chunk from the 360 thumbstick. I don't think I could do that. Babies teeth are sharp.

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I hope to Christ he's not breast feeding any more, then.

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The gf spent the first couple of months after the birth up to her eyeballs on various high strength narcotics, so the wee guy never had the chance to try it. It would have blown his little mind if he did mind. I was rather tempted myself.

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Of course – I completely forgot that. Hope she's doing well now!

SpaceGazelle's picture

One year on and she's much improved thanks.

Congrats btw on the new baby. That C-section/loss of blood malarkey isn't much fun is it? Sarah lost 18 litres. I hope Mrs.Coopers is feeling a little better by now.

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Jeez, Claire was lucky then, didn't really loose much, went home after two days. Just had to do anti-clot stuff.

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Gremill wrote:
That's a gorgeous pic Matty - you're obviously still finding being up at 4am cute. I was also up at 4am this morning, stripping a bed of piss-soaked sheets.

Then I sorted Isaacs bed out too.


Ahaha. Depends on the night! The one before he wouldn't settle easily so that was less fun. He also did a massive shit after we had taken his nappy off so that was fun.

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SpaceGazelle wrote:
18 litres


Unless your wife is literally an elephant I think that's probably a mistake.

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Belated congrats to you too Matty.

Also, if anyone is interested.

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Server not found error, but I don't think it's going to contradict me.

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I guess she had the extra pumped into her and then bled it out?

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Unlikely's picture

Well that's cheating.

SpaceGazelle's picture

She's always been careless with other people's stuff.

metagonzo's picture

Here's one of the latest of Sasha. Not a great photo but at least she was actually looking in the camera's general direction for once.