Last updated: August 12, 2011

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I now pronounce you Bert and Ernie

Bert and Ernie getting married?

AN online push is underway to pressure the producers of Sesame Street into having Bert and Ernie get married.

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Handler let snakes bite his young daughter

Raymond Hoser

A SNAKE handler has been slammed after letting a taipan and a death adder bite his 10-year-old daughter to prove they are safe.

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Italian town mayor bans 'smelly kebabs'

kebab

MAYOR objects to smell of kebabs and sandwiches, complains they are not part of Italian tradition and should be eaten at home.

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Who needs Romulan Ale, it's beer in space

Jaron Mitchell

INTERGALACTIC travellers could be necking Aussie beer in outer space next year, with involvement by some Brisbane academics.

What you gonna use, Ghostbusters?

Ghostbusters

A NEW wave of gadgets is enabling modern-day ghostbusters to seek out those things that go bump in the night. What to use, where to go

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Ageing process 'stops in your 90s'

old age

STATISTICS appear to show that the ageing process stops at 93 - and does not speed up again until we get a telegram from the Queen, a scientist claims.

Live rodent in loaf of bread

Rat found in bread

AUTHORITIES are investigating how a live rodent was allegedly able to find its way into a loaf of bread at a supermarket before being sold to an unsuspecting customer.

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Robocop chases down, Tasers car thief

Thumb Robocop

THIS is the amazing moment a hero policeman is thrown through the air after a collision with a stolen car - before getting up to chase down the criminal on foot.

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Crop circles still boggle top minds

crop circle in UFO capital

THE ever-increasing sophistication of crop circles is impressing top physics boffins.

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Chocoholic fish takes Kit Kat break

kit kat

AN aquarium has had to wean a chocoholic giant fish onto a healthy menu of fruit after inheriting the creature which was raised entirely on Kit Kats.

World we see is make-believe - scientist

eye

THE human brain creates its own version of reality, and the world we see around us is mostly make-believe, according to a top scientist.

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$1m car crash (it involves a blonde)

One expensive crash

BENTLEY driver scrapes Merc, hits Ferrari, then crashes head-on into Porsche and Aston Martin at hotspot for rich and famous.

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Female AFL fan gets left behind

etihad stadium

A WOMAN found in the toilets of a Melbourne stadium two days after an AFL match has been reunited with her family.

Missing man found in chimney 27 years on

chimney

THE body of a man who vanished 27 years ago have been found lodged inside a bank's chimney.

Board with planking? Try leisure diving

Leisure dive

WE'VE had bed jumping, planking and now people are reaching new heights capturing the ultimate holiday snap.

Thief called cab to remove loot

cab

A MAN who allegedly broke into an Ipswich home called a cab to help him lug his loot from the scene.

Wife 'threw man's penis in garbage'

trash

A SOUTHERN California woman is accused of cutting off her estranged husband's penis and running it through the garbage disposal.

Dancing squid: Could you eat this?

Dancing squid

COULD you eat this? Watch as a dead squid appears to come back to life in this controversial dish.

Brick tied to penis as punishment

Brick

POLICE are investigating the case of a man forced to parade naked through his village with a brick tied to his penis as punishment for kidnapping  a minor.

Did UFO leave skidmarks in Baltic Sea?

Baltic UFO

A SWEDISH team searching for booze on the bottom of the ocean may have found a UFO instead. Or weird-shaped algae...

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Snake orgy brings down roof

Carpet python

AN orgy of snakes is in danger of bringing the house down upon a Cairns sporting club.

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Steer clear of sexy drinks, lovers told

viagra

LOVERS wanting to improve their sex lives have been warned to steer clear of caffeine-based drinks containing a substance similar to Viagra.

The competition that's all the buzz

Bee keeper competition

TWO fearless bee keepers go head-to-head to find out who can attract the most bees., but this competition has a sting in the tail.

Children 'offered for sale on eBay'

eBay logo

A WOMAN is being investigated after offering her two young children for sale to the highest bidder on internet auction site eBay.

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Couple sue airline for no French service

air canada

A COURT has awarded $US12,000 ($A11,230) to a couple who sued after they were not served in French aboard Air Canada flights on two trips to the United States.

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More cash found in Channel 9 toilet stash

Ch 9 cash stash investigation

THE Channel Nine dunny money mystery has deepened with more cash found in the station’s sewerage system, police say.

Woman paid $26,600 over sperm in water

Bottled water

A US man convicted of ejaculating into a co-worker's water bottle has been ordered to pay the woman more than $26,600.

Motorist caught DUI on Esky

Esky

A Noosa man faced court last week on drink driving charges after police intercepted a motorised Esky back in June.

Failed experiment gave Assange white hair

Julian Assange hearing

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange's stark white hair is the result of a failed teenage science experiment, a book reveals.

I hate you, but love the dog ...

dog and cat

MORE divorced couples are going to war over their pets and organising custody agreements so time spent with a beloved pooch or feline is evenly divided.

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$100k found stuffed in Channel 9 toilet bin

Toilet engaged

A MAN spent five hours stuffing $100k into a bin in a disabled toilet at Channel Nine in an incident which has left police puzzled.

Stolen 136kg gnome roams home

Gnome / File

A STOLEN 136kg gnome has roamed home, six days after it went missing from its owner's home.

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Snake slithers on SUV windscreen

snake on a windscreen

A SNAKE terrified a young mother when it suddenly appeared on her SUV's windscreen after slithering out of the engine as she drove along a motorway.

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Man fined for $200 casino find

PN Adrian Lamonica-Miraglio

AN apprentice mechanic who picked up $200 from the floor of the Burswood Casino has been found guilty of stealing.

WA school bans lesbian partners

Kia Groom

STUDENTS at a Perth girls school have launched a campaign for the right to bring same-sex partners to their school formal.

Virginia terrorised by buttock slasher

box-cutter

POLICE in Virginia say there is a serial buttock slasher targeting women in shopping malls with either a razor or a boxcutter.

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Workers comp for being hurt 'on the job'

sex

A PUBLIC servant injured while having sex with an acquaintance at a motel while on a work trip was entitled to compensation, a judge has been told.

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Gillard cake a lot of croc

Cake of Gillard and croc

A NORTHERN Territory senator has caused a stir in a celebrity cake-making challenge with a cake showing Julia Gillard being eaten by a crocodile.

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Gunman in wheelchair robs bank of $64k

wheelchair

POLICE were today on the lookout for a gunman who robbed a local bank of $US70,000 while in a wheelchair.

Boy born with 34 fingers and toes

Akshat, born with 34 fingers and toes

A one-year-old boy in India has broken a world record after being born with 34 fingers and toes.

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Life can go down the drain

Stuck face down a drain

SOMETIMES when you lose something, it's not worth trying to find it. Ask Jared Medeiros. Video

Want Vegemite with your ice-cream?

CM Life vegemite icecream

VEGEMITE is to make a comeback as a flavour of ice-cream. Would you try it?

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Downpour sparks umbrella rage

HS Home weather thumb

SYDNEY'S downpour this week has meant it has been war on the wet streets and the weapon of choice has been an umbrella.

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Gym class shakes booty and building

tae bo

EXPERTS believe a Tae Bo class working out to '90s dance track caused a Seoul high-rise building to shake for 10 minutes.

Randy emu's suspicious death

Edward the Emu

NEED for nooky first found him fame but eventually it led to Edward the lovelorn emu's downfall.

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Bride arrested, jailed after vows

bridemugshot

IT is meant to be the happiest day of your life, but one bride's wedding day picture was today being splashed across news websites for all the wrong reasons.

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Now it's dog versus shark

Shark

WATCH this incredible footage of a dog biting a shark in shallow beach water.

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William and Kate get erotic souvenir

Prince William and Kate Middleton

ROYAL couple presented with a rare coconut famed for its erotic shape while on honeymoon in the Seychelles.
 

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Mayor takes on plumb job to clean up loos

Toilet

A NORTHERN Territory mayor has plumbed the depths of the top job by embarking on an official inspection of the town's public toilets.

Fat woman earns as fans watch her eat

Donna Simpson

IN her quest to become the world's fattest woman, Donna Simpson is already profiting from her challenge - by earning $90,000 a year from fans who pay to watch her eat online.

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