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Review - Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D

By Ben on July 14, 2011, 11:00 pm | More of this show

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Why did Capcom think making a full title out of horde-mode mini-games was a good idea? Ben checks to see if they spruced it up enough to warrant a full game. Should you buy, rent, or F' it?

"Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D" is for Nintendo 3DS


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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 14 hours ago

seventh

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 14 hours ago

what have you done......

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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 14 hours ago

there isn't a seventh monster. only 1st to 3rd.:D


I'm dead aren't I?

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 14 hours ago

well see....

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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 13 hours ago

if the monster doesn't kill me then the suspense from not knowing will. Either way I'm going to die now... :'(

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Board_games_r_evil

Board_games_r_evil 3 days 13 hours ago

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 8 hours ago

level70elite said…
if the monster doesn't kill me then the suspense from not knowing will. Either way I'm going to die now... :'(

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Xaxal Eternitum

Xaxal Eternitum 3 days 7 hours ago

Tsukamoto approves of your demise.

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metaking64

metaking64 3 days 13 hours ago

BY GOD. YOU'VE RIPPED A WHOLE IN TIME AND SPACE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!

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Xaxal Eternitum

Xaxal Eternitum 3 days 12 hours ago

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 8 hours ago

Xaxal Eternitum said…
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ythpzsu18

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EPICGunner_95

EPICGunner_95 3 days 6 hours ago

Good job level 70 you broke the world

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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 6 hours ago

not quite Epic. Not quite... I still haven't divided by zero.


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EPICGunner_95

EPICGunner_95 3 days 6 hours ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... "Explodes"

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SweetNightmare777

SweetNightmare777 2 days 14 hours ago

level70elite said…
seventh

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level70elite

level70elite 2 days 11 hours ago

well at least it isn't first

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Burf12345

Burf12345 3 days 14 hours ago

just hope that Revelations fares better, because the 3DS deserves a good RE game

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Board_games_r_evil

Board_games_r_evil 3 days 13 hours ago

wait revelations was a 3ds title?  why would anyone buy this game then?

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campid

campid 3 days ago

To get killed by weird non-zombie creatures on the go!

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 23 hours ago

No, it's not out yet, some actually bought it for the demo and well, in the words of Ben, you go into a room, the end!:D

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Alphakirby

Alphakirby 2 days 19 hours ago

Makes me glad that Bryan told us what the demo basically is,because I was going to buy this for the demo. Now that I know the demo sucks,I don't have to buy this game!

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Board_games_r_evil

Board_games_r_evil 2 days 12 hours ago

that's like the saddest demo i've ever heard about, seriously at this point it seems all capcom is trying to do is just cash grab, im even having trouble remembering when capcom released a worthwhile game

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 1 hour ago

It doesn't seem, Capcom are trying to cash grab everyone with the minimal effort, wich is made easier by blind or uninformed fanboys, see good thing this review mentionned how lackluster the demo is because people tend to buy a game they don't even want just for a demo or a beta. Besides that Capcom as hordes of zealous fanboys to ''protect''' them.

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Link919

Link919 3 days 14 hours ago

I'm curious to hear Craig's take on this game, as it is for a portable it only being a "mini game" shouldn't factor into being a minus for it.  I have had no issues with the controls and I'm new to playing any RE game, the zombie/infected things AI is sucky but when they are a bunch coming at you and you have little ammo it's almost needed (at least for me).  I do agree that it should be cheaper than 40 dollars but for being a handheld arcade esque shooter it's great the only glaring thing I have against it is that full 40 dollars.

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Mosh

Mosh 3 days 14 hours ago

I agree f it.

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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 14 hours ago

I don't know... I'd still buy it. Just because I need games on my 3DS. OoT's the only thing I have :(

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KATANA-L

KATANA-L 3 days 14 hours ago

you didn't get shadow wars...shame.

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level70elite

level70elite 3 days 14 hours ago

well to be honest it looked like Advanced Wars with a little bit of 3D. The fact that said it was ghost recon but wasn't a 3rd person shooter put me off a bit.

and I also suck at strategy games.

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KATANA-L

KATANA-L 3 days 3 hours ago

fair enough but i've never played a strategy game before in my life and after a few missions on easy i was ready to play the game on normal. i did and it was fun.

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 23 hours ago

Don't do such a rash decision, don't waste your money because Nintendo didn't wait for a good line-up and therefore encourage Capcom's lazzy attempt. Just wait until Dylan Toomey portable comes out or DJ Rape Master.

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Gerah

Gerah 3 days 14 hours ago

In HUNK we trust.None

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fabio73

fabio73 3 days ago

******* love Hunk's Neckbreaker move... makes my penis hard!!!

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 23 hours ago

Didn't need to know that.

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 21 hours ago

when in the RE story is there hunk? i've played through 4 and 5 (4 was a while ago though) and I didn't find any trace of him

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ExplodingLobster

ExplodingLobster 2 days 18 hours ago

He has bigger roles in resi 2 and 3

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 18 hours ago

then why does everyone make such a big deal about him in the newer ones

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 18 hours ago

I also wikipedia'd hunk

Hunk may refer to:

  • A slang term for a sexually appealing man, a person who is sexually attractive or a well-muscled, sexualized man, as in beefcake.

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ExplodingLobster

ExplodingLobster 2 days 18 hours ago

Yeah, Hunk is just his codename, I don't know if he's sexually appealing, I haven't seen him without his gas mask on.

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 18 hours ago

Maybe that's the reason for it all!

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ExplodingLobster

ExplodingLobster 2 days 18 hours ago

He's just a cool character and has somehow happened to gain a lot of popularity even though he hardly ever has the spotlight

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 18 hours ago

I see, Also he sortoff sucked in the RE4 mercenaries, I way prefered the guy with the mutated arm and bow, can't remember his name

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ExplodingLobster

ExplodingLobster 2 days 18 hours ago

JACK KRAUSER. Now HE is a proper badass. personally I didn't really like his mutation but in he is still a realy cool character

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 days 18 hours ago

How did you not like his mutation!? it's what made his character! :O

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ExplodingLobster

ExplodingLobster 2 days 17 hours ago

I dunno, I just always liked him more when he was in his normal human form

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 1 day 23 hours ago

I see

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haventownsend

haventownsend 1 day 15 hours ago

Hunk is still in newer games because he was a cameo in 4, and 5, but he has a main part in RE: Revelations.

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silasqwerty

silasqwerty 2 hours 33 minutes ago

when exactly in the story did you him in 4 and 5?

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solud_snake

solud_snake 3 days 14 hours ago

I thought as much. I love RE, but I have to agree with Ben.

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sandcrab1317

sandcrab1317 3 days 14 hours ago

I would agree with you except for one reason....The only reason anyone really needs actually.
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******* HUNK!!!

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 14 hours ago

mother ******* hunk

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Xaxal Eternitum

Xaxal Eternitum 3 days 7 hours ago

Hunk is a hunk.

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alondite345

alondite345 3 days 4 hours ago

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fabio73

fabio73 3 days ago

Where did you find this image... are there more like it with other characters?

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sandcrab1317

sandcrab1317 2 days 21 hours ago

Probably I just googled Hunk

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leonk4

leonk4 3 days 14 hours ago

really great review ben

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Noble Team 1

Noble Team 1 3 days 14 hours ago

F it is what many thought when they figured out they where paying 40 bucks for a mini game.

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caboose_-1

caboose_-1 3 days 13 hours ago

That and you can't exactly rent it due to the save system that Capcom implemented.

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campid

campid 2 days 23 hours ago

In fact, I think gamefly said they weren't going to rent this game out

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 23 hours ago

Indeed that and they didn't make any effort to warrant a full handheld tag price. Hunk will forgive you if you don't buy it.

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campid

campid 2 days 23 hours ago

I actually went and bought it the week it came out. I knew it was going to get boring after a while, but I was hopeful it would be after a while.

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Smoofy

Smoofy 2 days 22 hours ago

And so it wasn't after a while and now Capcom is 40$ closer to world domination. In less then five minutes we will reach Vader's death star and your 40$ will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global, Capcomation.

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caboose_-1

caboose_-1 2 days 20 hours ago

Well it's either that or the GameStopalypse.

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campid

campid 2 days 19 hours ago

I could go with either one, as long as that meant capcom had enough money to keep their DLC under financial control

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keenangormley

keenangormley 2 days 5 hours ago

And aren't we all getting tired of shooting endless hordes of zombies by now? 3D is the only thing original about this game. If it wasn't for the fact that the 3DS has such a limited catalog of games I don't think they would have made this game.

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Slammer612

Slammer612 9 hours 4 minutes ago

Guess you never played left4dead2 vs with a bunch of friends.

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