Q? What did the Mongoose say to the Warthog?
A: I think I saw a Ghost!
By HaloWaypoint
Q: Why was the Convenant sniper showing off his flashlight?
A: Because he was really proud of his Jackal-lantern!
By IanMcGillvray
Q: What do you call an intelligent cemetery plot?
A: A Gravemind.
By Goosechecka
Q: Why was the Spartan afraid to come outside the base?
A: Because he saw a Wraith.
By Jayn052
Q: What did the Elite say when he saw a witch?
A: Wart wart wart.
By HaloWaypoint
Q: What did the Spartan say to his splattered friend?
A: You look like you've seen a Ghost!
By Peter_Simp