UFO Digest has picked Las Vegas as the location for the #1 UFO story of 2005! Between June 21- July 15 the Prophet Yahweh promised to come to Las Vegas to summon spaceships for the media. This is apparently old hat for Prophet Yahweh who claims to have summoned more than 1,500 UFOs or spaceships in the past. The difference:

There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world. But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies.

Wow, I did not know that. Thanks, Prophet Yahweh. Anyway, back to the story, in the past Prophet Yahweh has only summoned the otherworldly objects for his friends (Dude, great party trick). But this year the plan was to summon them for all Las Vegans to see, and especially to bring them "on-demand" for the media to film and photograph. What happened?

Honestly, I don't know; I never got the press release back in June; the Prophet left me off his media list. Yeah, I admit my feelings are a little hurt. Still, he promised all Las Vegas would see the spaceship (it was to hover over Nellis Air Force Base) and I was here throughout that period. Of course,  the spaceships could have just gotten lost in the shuffle of a busy convention or holiday weekend. Anyway, whatever happened or didn't happen, UFO Digest signaled out the Prophet Yahweh's efforts for the #1 honor. Congratulations on this dubious honor and remember we have Area 51, too. Say it with me people: What happens in Vegas...