Miss America: the easiest free ticket in Vegas?
On Monday I seemed to upset a lot of people with my view of the Miss America pageant as a ridiculous event to exist in today's Las Vegas. And, I do not intend to back down from that opinion. The contest glorifies the sort of phoniness denounced by the character Holden Caulfield in 1951. This fake world of forced smiles has been ridiculed by so many others since then that the actual virtues proclaimed to emanate from Miss America are hardly anyone's idea of today's American woman, let alone representative about what is best about womanhood (does anyone even still say "womanhood"). I just don't see why this contest still exists. It measures what about women exactly in judging their worthiness for a college scholarship?
Still, my bigger gripe is not with Miss America, which will eventually -- like Criss Angel's "Believe" at Luxor -- die of its own irrelevance. In fact, I welcome the zombie existence Miss America now enjoys on cable as the pageant offers Vegas as its backdrop and this city needs all that exposure now. But this cable show, one of many set in Vegas, hardly marks a cultural rebirth for this contest. Again, what really interests me is why Miss America has come to Vegas when the values that Miss America ostensibly represents have nothing to do with the Strip in 2009. These are the hypocrites who pressured Vanessa Williams to give up her crown over years-old photos holding their contest in a casino that is about to launch a topless production, Peep Show, in March. Visitors to Las Vegas just don't care about Miss America at all. They also probably don't care about Holden Caulfield. That is another era. Today tourists are focused on Las Vegas in 2009 and not some rusty old institution that anoints a woman based on criteria from a time long forgotten.
That point was made in Norm Clarke's column. He notes that the cable show's ratings this year are expected to be up from last year in fact. But in Vegas his source reports the number of free seat fillers required to keep the 7,000 seat theater for Miss America looking crowded on television was in the thousands. I can confirm that leading up to the pageant, a free ticket e-mail service to which I subscribe was sending out blast after blast scouring for locals willing to sit through Miss America. That surely is a perfect signal of how little Las Vegas cares about Miss America.
Photo: Kirsten Haglund, Miss America 2008, crowns this year's winner, Katie Stam of Indiana. Credit: Miss America pageant.