The Movable Buffet

Dispatches from Las Vegas
by Richard Abowitz

Category: House of Blues

Camp counselor Slash

November 2, 2007 | 11:31 am
Slash I just got off the phone with David Fishoff, who runs Rock 'N" Roll Fantasy Camp. This year marks the program's 10th anniversary and this weekend is its first time in Vegas. Already, the event is sold out to 70 civilians from around the country who will be participating in the camp that includes as its instructors names like Roger Daltrey, Jack Bruce, Vince Neil, Slash, Mark Slaughter and Joe Walsh.
This is such a natural idea for Vegas, I am surprised it has not been done before. After all, Las Vegas markets personalized the VIP experience, and what could fit better than guitar lessons from Jeff "Skunk" Baxter?
Anyway, if you see Boomers with their faces all aglow next to aged men in leather pants, that would be this crowd. But even though the camp experience is sold out, you can still latch on to part of the  bizarre experience. Graduation will be pure Vegas! If you want to hear the wealthy amateurs living the dream by playing with the pros, the Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy Camp ends with a free performance Sunday night on the Strip at House of Blues in Mandalay Bay from 6 to 10 p.m.
Among the "strict" instructions for campers at this performance: "You will have 12 minutes on stage for the final performance." On the bonus end, that means no "In-a-Gadda-Da-Vita" at House of Blues  on Sunday.

(Photo by Sarah Gerke)

Britney lackluster in Vegas

May 7, 2007 | 10:27 am
Philosophically, I am very interested in Nevada's journalism shield law. But as an entertainment reporter, I really don't invoke it that often (ever). I was curious though how the journalism shield law would apply when a manager at the House of Blues last night was screaming in my face that I could either give the camera to him or Metro Police would come take the camera from me. Can that happen? Was he bluffing? I lied. I denied having a camera. I tried to surreptitiously slip the camera into another pocket while looking the manager direct in the eye like a magician once taught me. NothingImg_3302 worked, and the Britney Spears show was plodding on in front of me. I was missing the show. I had no picture, and clearly was not going to get one. So, I  decided on the practical route. I gave him the camera. Any guy who manages a music venue deserved better than I was treating him, but if ever there was a concert more about a picture than the music...Handing the camera over symbolized failure. I failed.
 
Some effort had gone into the process of smuggling the tiny camera into the House of Blues. They required every last cell phone or camera to be checked at the door for this concert. I was prepared. I had a decoy camera that I willingly gave up at the entrance. All part of the plan. Meanwhile, I had a spy and myself observe the entrance protocol and found the security guard who was laziest with his wand and most perfunctory in his checks. So, after some consideration, I placed the camera in my sock and picked the line with the security guard who had the work ethic I wanted. The plan worked; I got to my seat at the M&M's concert with a tiny key chain camera. I wasn't the only one. I ran into Robin Leach who gave up two cameras on his way into House of Blues while still managing to smuggle a third into the show. His date also got a cell phone camera inside. The woman sitting next to me had a cell phone camera she smuggled in her bra. And, the entire time Britney was on stage, fans on the floor were holding up cell phones and cameras to take pictures. So, check the Internet and I am sure you will find plenty of photos of Britney in Vegas at House of Blues. Sadly, none from me.
 
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15 minutes with Britney

May 2, 2007 |  9:18 am

A choice had to be made. As the great sage Iggy Pop once commented to an unhappy, bottle chucking audience at a Stooges show: "You pays your money; you takes your choice." Of course, you can't bring glass bottles into the House of Blues.

 
Well, I've made my choice. I've bought my ticket to see the unknown band, the M&M's, perform on Sunday night at House of Blues. Of course, while no promises are being made,  this show is hot because of the Britney Spears connection reported on the Buffet yesterday.  And, that part, at least, seems to be working out. The M&M's debuted last night at San Diego's House of Blues with the 25 year-old pop star taking the stage. I am told by a witness that Britney Spears appeared for a roughly 15 minute performance of only 4 songs. And, further, according to the person who was there, her dancing was fine, but her singing from "Baby one more time" to "Toxic" was flawless yet strangely unrelated to her moving mouth. I will let you know after watching her myself on Sunday.

To end with the words of another great musical philosopher, Rebbe Morrissey: "15 minutes with you, well, I wouldn't say, 'no.' People said that you were virtually dead and they were so wrong."


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