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Oops, I am a tourist (and it's expensive)

October 31, 2009 | 10:00 am

Palms in Las Vegas

I am staying at the Palms this weekend (where despite covering the resort since its opening in 2001, I never spent a night before) to blog the Fangoria Trinity of Terrors. The convention did not start until late Friday afternoon, and I spent most of the day doing what I should like a good Vegas worker bee.

By afternoon, I could feel the vibe change that takes place in a casino when a big convention arrives. One example: At a late lunch, actor Malcolm McDowell was sitting behind me eating alone. Still, I was in work mode: made arrangements to interview Holly Madison for the print Buffet at her Halloween party at Studio 54 at MGM Grand tonight, started drafting two stories due Monday to Weekly, etc. And yet it was Friday afternoon (quickly becoming Friday night) in Vegas. And, with my being actually inside a resort, my focus kept blurring. Staying in the hipster Palms, in the party capital of the world, Vegas, on a holiday weekend, with a very special woman and festive Halloween convention-goers who had nothing on their minds but fun (and in some cases, as with any convention, business too), there was a viral effect on my ability to concentrate on work.

My first distraction was business, though not mine, exactly. A publisher met with my companion to discuss a book she is thinking of writing. We were at the center bar of the Palms, a reasonably priced gathering spot for all inside the casino. Soon, by total chance, I got a call from a male friend from L.A. who was in town only for Friday night. He quickly came to the Palms to meet us long after I should have been back at the convention. Everyone was having a drink or two (except me). Did I mention the spirit was infectious?

To me, the key to covering Vegas is to know when to leave the party and get back to work. More than that, as a writer, I also try to always remember that I am not actually an invited guest to this party (metaphorically or literally) that is Vegas, but rather am a paid observer of the town's business model: sell the world on a place with a manufactured and marketed permanent party where regular rules of etiquette and in some cases law do not apply. And, at core, that invention of Vegas, that image, collectively is Sin City. And so for a writer trying to observe Vegas, on some level, that means not giving into the pleasures of a town that art critic Dave Hickey calls "a heart's destination" for tourists and residents. Hickey is right; this is my "heart's destination," and last night abstention lost in that conflict with work. I never made it back to the convention.

The truth is that keeping away from Vegas distractions is on most occasions relatively easy for me. I  neither drink nor gamble. And last night did not change that. But Vegas has more temptations than the obvious vices that keep me without a state income tax.

Last night, I had two people who matter to me in Vegas and those two really did not know each other well. Vegas is the perfect place to change that. Did I mention it was Friday night? 

In a broader way this bonding potential is the business value civic leaders argue that conventions in Vegas provide. This is a place you can do serious business, while getting face time with the people you may in this age mostly deal with by texting, Twitter, Facebook or old fashioned e-mail.

The urge for fun took over for me before the sun set. And like a tourist, I expressed it by spending far more money than I ever intended, hundreds of dollars, by treating my friends to a meal at Nove, the high-end Italian-style restaurant at the Palms with executive chef Geno Bernardo. To give a base of comparison for this meal against my usual habits and plan: My first meal at the Palms after checking in was from the hot dog place at the food court.

One of the things the Palms does well is to cater to everyone from the rich and famous to the locals who want to play low-limit slots for hours while enjoying free drinks. On some level, many tourists fall into general categories. And last night I behaved like a specific type of tourist who is drawn to the Palms; I acted like one of those weekend warriors who, despite earning little, come to Vegas every few months to live it up like a king and then face the bill after getting home. Nothing was too good for my friends at Nove!

As someone who covers Vegas professionally, every day, every night, every year, I don't often go rogue and spend time experiencing the Vegas mind-set that brings so many of my readers here. Last night I had good friends, good times, and this morning woke up worrying about how I am going to pay for it all. And, of course, I awoke to how little of the work I planned to do I actually got to doing. How Vegas. And good to know that after a relationship of more than a decade together, well, Vegas, I still love you. If I could do last night over, I would not change a thing.

Photo credit: Sarah Gerke


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Incredible self restraint and ability to stick to the job like a horse with blinders, Richard. You are to be commended for your discipline and personal commitment.

But, let's paint a picture outlined somewhat along these lines: While at the Palms, a blonde and a redhead, both in their twenties somethings, cute, wearing as little as the law allows, come up to you at the bar. The redhead, very shy, asks, "Ummm... Richard? My girlfriend and I are in Vegas for only a few days. And we want to make it memorable. Would you like to come to our room? We got a gallon of coconut oil, a twenty foot by twenty foot tarpaulin along with the Twister game all set up. Let's get a rousing game of strip Twister going.... Oh, please, please say yes...."

Hell, let's be realistic.... We wouldn't hear from you from you for about a week or so.....

I recently lost in Vegas $1400 playing a new game called Lap Dance. Worth the loss. The dealers are sooooo friendly. Scuse me dear, are you busy?



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