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Six things geek dads REALLY want for Father's Day
Takeaway: Don’t waste your money on cheap little gizmos on Father’s Day. Here are six intangibles that you can do for the geek dad that will be worth a lot more.
Leading up to Father’s Day, you’re going to see all kinds of lists of high-tech gifts for dad. The cliche Father’s Day gifts used to be bad ties and golf balls. Now, it’s turning into stuff like premium headphones and inductive chargers.
If you want to make a geek dad happy, then don’t worry about the little gizmos. (What he really wants is that 70-inch 240Hz LED-backlit TV, but that’s too expensive for Father’s Day.) Instead, give him something intangible that will really matter. Here are six ideas.
1. No tech support calls from friends and family
Most geek dads serve as the personal pro-bono tech support department for all of their friends, family, and neighbors. Tell all of the acquaintances, “no tech support calls on Father’s Day” — even if the laptop won’t boot, even if the Internet is down, and even if the Roku box isn’t working and (God forbid!) they can’t stream The Tudors on Netflix. In fact, tell people no calls for all of Father’s Day weekend. Better yet, go for a full one-week moratorium.
2. Kids: Don’t drop your electronics
Let’s be clear, dads love the children. There’d be no Father’s Day without them. But, ask the kids to please be careful with their electronics for just one day. No dropping the iPod Touch on the stone tile floor. No slipping and dropping the Leapster into the bathtub. And, while they’re at it, tell them no peanut butter-and-jelly fingers all over the Kindle, as a little bonus for dad. When you do these things, you don’t realize how much stress it causes for the geek dad. Even if the device doesn’t break, the geek dad is thinking that you may have caused long-term damage to the circuitry, and he’s going to worry about when the technology will fail, which means he’ll either have to fix it or shell out the money for a new one. On his special day, don’t leave that hanging over the geek dad’s head.
3. No nagging about too much time on the grid
For one day, don’t remind dad about much time he spends sitting in front of a computer, give him a hard time about using both a laptop and a tablet while he’s on the couch watching TV, or make fun of him for using a smartphone in his right hand while he washes the dishes with his left hand. These things are normal for geeks. There’s nothing wrong with this. As the geek dad will gladly tell you, he knows a bunch of people who are way worse than he is about being too connected.
4. Stop touching dad’s computer
It’s private. Don’t touch private parts. It goes for silicon just like it does for the flesh. In case you don’t know (even though the geek dad has told you a zillion times), he doesn’t like it when you mess with his computer. Do not put your sticky fingers all over his favorite wireless keyboard. Do not change the wallpaper or the mouse tracking speed or any of the other settings that he has precisely specified. And — this is very important — when the geek dad is showing you something on the computer on Father’s Day and you decide to point at something on the screen, never (I repeat, NEVER) take your finger and actually touch the LCD screen. It leaves fingerprints that have to be cleaned and microscopic residue that can eventually ruin the screen. Again, save the geek dad some headaches here.
5. Spouses: Clean out your own PC dust bunnies
One of the nastiest things about opening up a PC — especially if it’s at least a year old — is the dust bunnies. And, often when truly geeky dads open up a spouse’s PC to add RAM, drop in an expansion card, or troubleshoot a problem, they also end up having to chase out the dust bunnies so that they don’t choke the computer’s fans or ruin the air circulation. Since today’s spouses are a lot more comfortable with tech than a decade or two ago, they could provide their geek husbands with a little surprise by cleaning out their own machines. If you a have a laptop instead of a desktop, just get some canned air and alcohol wipes and clean off the keyboard, screen, and case so that the geek husband doesn’t have to the next time he does maintenance on your machine.
6. For gamer dads, time alone to play
Walt Disney said that the whole reason he originally built Disneyland was so kids and parents could play together, rather than parents just watching their kids play. That’s a great sentiment, and you’ve got to love Walt for bringing that idea into reality. However, grownups need their own play time, too. For geek dads who are also gamers, give them an hour or two alone to play on Father’s Day. There can still be plenty of time for the family to play some Wii Bowling together, but give the geek dad a little of own time to kill zombies, level up, play the back nine of Augusta against Tiger Woods, or dunk on Lebron James.Get IT Tips, news, and reviews delivered directly to your inbox by subscribing to TechRepublic’s free newsletters.
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I wouldn't be so sure...
Geek dads: What do you consider the ideal Father's Day gift?
great idea! I shall immediately e-mail this to my family...
fiction or reality ... I hope the second but knows it will be the first one
and the problem is that if i send it to family, they will have a reason to reply ... and tell me about all their problems that I will then need to fix
Leave him the hell alone?
Not that these things are bad, but frankly, there should be more to it.
None of the Above!
Yeah right
Actuary. You're definitely an actuary.
Re: Your Reply
Wow !! Nice reply !!
But.....
some do
I think it's squeeze out during a really intense wedgie at some point in their young lives.
It's sad really.
I agree, sense of humor is necessary in everyones' life
I didn't know until today, that a geek is also a "a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake"
I could do that
I've already the small hands part down, and I'm sure the cabbage smell will come after a while.
Humor/humour is in the mind of the beholder
I wouldn't be so sure...
Understand no electronics
Bill
Hit 'im again, wwgorman,
RE: None of the Above!
Eh?
What's a Geek anyway
For me it comes to the question, what is a geek. For me it's anyone more interesed than the aveage person in s specific area.
Personally I'm an outdoor geek, a mointainbiking geek, a GPS geek, a Java Geek a Hardware geek and an anti gaming geek.
For me the idea would be for the other family members to do some geek stuff that they have in common with their dad or mom together. Or if there's nothing, consult a felllow geek in the area and find something appropriate. I once got a USB led lamp that way and I must admit it came in quite handy. So it was a good low-cost geek present.
what's a geek?
FACT
Another point: you hate gaming, I understand that, it's not for everyone (but to be so anti-gaming that you're actually a geek is weird). What is ALSO weird is being a Java geek - the worst programming language ever invented (the syntax & language ain't so bad, it's the options that exist to run your code... the JVM on any OS is the largest pile of shite ever... talk about unstable, slow, ugly, inefficient... the list goes on!)
Uh oh...
Just curious
Just curious
Fluffy
It's a Friday, before a Hallmark holiday
hallmark holiday?
cute anyway
Great way to focus on more intangible ideas
I'm certainly not looking to be left alone for the day, but an hour of prime time Black Ops instead of Lego Star Wars sounds like a nice treat.
If they want to bring home a new 70" TV for me to play on, I won't complain. Heck, come Tuesday, I'll even let her watch Glee on it... : )
Your real point that we don't need another gadget and a little thought can go a long way is really spot on.
+1
If they want to bring home a new 70" TV for me to play on, I won't complain. Heck, come Tuesday, I'll even let her watch Glee on it... : )
Lego Mania
Gifts for the geek dad
Sure...
the post is about fathersday.....
what's new?
I am both mother and father to my children tyvm
I miss doing the techie stuff for my dad. He won't be here this year (2nd year) but it was one thing I could do for him and it made him proud.
About #2 - Not Dropping Electronics
Neatly bundle the cords
And I want them to actually put it away, too.
Neatly?
#4a Screen Pointing
Screen Pointing?
I ask only two things every year....
But, yeah, these are nice ideas.
The best way to optimize your entire family's day?
maybe vacation from tech work @ church?
I want an interstellar runabout
Eating!!
6a: Father and Son together time...
Nooooooo!
Cuz gosh, she's a girl?
You're that desperate to find ways to accuse people of sexism?
Lame
regards
Fitvideo