Oh really now, but is he as fit as Richie Nuzzolese, the high school hunk from Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)' video?









You can watch the full video here, but we'll warn you now, it does feature a Kenny G sax solo that's unlikely to do much for your hangover. (Oh, and Debbie Gibson, who your straight bloke flatmate still totes would.)

Allow us to introduce Elliot Knight, the star of Sky 1's upcoming fantasy drama series Sinbad, which is currently being filmed in Malta.





Sinbad, more information on which can be found here, will be coming to Sky 1 in 2012. Yes, that is a bit of a wait, but at least it gives us plenty of time to hone our best man the rigging/any port in a storm/drop your anchor jokes.

We've already sized up Dominic Cooper in his Speedos in the trailer for The Devil's Disguise - remember? - and now it's time to ogle his torso in these stills from the movie.





Smoking, incontrovertibly, but SMOKIN'? That's for you to decide.

Here's 90210 star Ryan Eggold showing off his toned 'n' tufted torso in his upcoming movie Trophy Kids.





The word we believe you're looking for is "nuzzlable".

Courtesy of the Captain and his mates over on the good ship Gay Times.





It's on sale nationwide as of tomorrow, though some of you may have had it winking at you from the second-to-top shelf already, and if you're a bit of a Stephen Fry type technology-wise, you can download the GT app here.

If so, you're in luck because here's Dan the Man showing off his not unimpressive army and shouldery bits from an upcoming episode of Home and Away.







Yes, that is a terrible, terrible vest - you'd just have to rip it off him, wouldn't you?

Here's a disrobed Mike Posner from yesterday's Capital FM Summertime Ball.







Close... but not quite as smokin' as J.Lo.

We fancy Joe Jonas.







And we like his new single too. Don't try to fight us, boys and boyettes... come and join us.

Here's how Justin Chatwin rolls in the very first episode of the US remake of Shameless.







Needless to say we approve - and us dog-loving, bowler hat-wearing, dentist-avoiding tea drinkers can catch the US Shameless from June 23 on More4.