Time | Show | Episode |
10:00am |
Jeannie and the Wild Pipchicks
Tony and Dr. Bellows taste the Pipchick candy sent to Jeannie by her mother only to find they now have superhuman strength.
|
TV-G |
11:00am |
The Baby Contest
Over Mike and Gloria's heated objections, Archie enters Joey in a beautiful-baby contest.
|
TV-PG |
11:30am |
Blood is Thicker than Junk
Lamont seeks employment elsewhere, forcing Fred to find a new partner for the junk yard.
|
TV-PG |
12:00pm |
Waste Part 1
Matt Dillon delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a young boy search for his mother. Ellen Burstyn guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
1:00pm |
Waste Part 2
Marshal Dillon confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a small boy find his mother. Ellen Burstyn guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
2:00pm |
The Crucible
When Adam and Joe go to Eastgate after a cattle drive, they decide to meet at Signal Rock in three days.
|
TV-PG |
3:00pm |
Inger, My Love
While Ben is waiting for Adam and Hoss to return for Hoss' birthday, he reflects on first meeting Hoss' mother.
|
TV-PG |
4:00pm |
Blessed Are They
Ben is appointed to decide who will get custody of the twin grandchildren of two feuding families.
|
TV-PG |
5:00pm |
Sliver Lining
Florence finds $2500 in a hat from the Help Center auction and has to choose between ethical responsibility and financial freedom.
|
TV-G |
6:00pm |
By the Numbers
Fred is sure he dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him place a bet.
|
TV-PG |
6:30pm |
The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to sock it-to him for every cent he's got.
|
TV-PG |
7:00pm |
The Baby Contest
Over Mike and Gloria's heated objections, Archie enters Joey in a beautiful-baby contest.
|
TV-PG |
7:30pm |
Gloria's False Alarm
Gloria's surprise announcement that she might be pregnant again leads to drastic action by an uncertain Mike.
|
TV-PG |
8:00pm |
The Draft Dodger
Christmas dinner at the Bunkers finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.
|
TV-PG |
8:30pm |
Archie's Dog Day Afteroon
Archie goes one-on-one with a neighborhood dog.
|
TV-PG |
9:00pm |
Tornado
When a tornado threatens to hit Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.
|
TV-PG |
9:30pm |
Free Elka
Elka reunites with an old friend (Mary Tyler Moore) as the ladies struggle to raise bail money.
|
TV-PG |
10:00pm |
Hot For Lawyer
The ladies compete for the affection of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.
|
TV-PG |
10:30pm |
Law & Elka
Elka's trial has come at last, and her fate will be decided. What will the verdict be?
|
TV-PG |
12:00am |
Pilot
A door-to-door cosmetics saleswoman falls into a job as a wealthy family's nanny.
|
TV-PG |
1:00am |
Friends and Relatives
Borrowing or lending money to friends comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family can only add up to disaster.
|
TV-PG |
2:00am |
Like a New Job
Roseanne begins working late as a coffee-shop waitress, and leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
|
TV-G |
2:30am |
Trick or Treat
Roseanne plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
|
TV-PG |
3:00am |
For Want Of A Boot
Hawkeye wants a new pair of boots, which he can only get from Zale, unraveling a complex matrix of favors.
|
TV-PG |
3:30am |
Operation Noselift
A private desperately wants plastic surgery for his rather prominent nose, and Hawkeye maneuvers to facilitate the operation.
|
TV-PG |
4:00am |
The Chosen People
A Korean family sets up its new home right in the middle of the compound.
|
TV-PG |
4:30am |
As You Were
The camp falls under friendly fire and Radar frantically pleads for someone to stop the shelling.
|
TV-PG |
5:00am |
Race Ipsa
Law partner Edwin Poole returns to work from the mental institution, but Shirley is concerned when he decides to sue a junk-food company.
|
TV-PG |
8:00am |
Archie's Dog Day Afteroon
Archie goes one-on-one with a neighborhood dog.
|
TV-PG |
8:30am |
By the Numbers
Fred is sure he dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him place a bet.
|
TV-PG |
9:00am |
Sliver Lining
Florence finds $2500 in a hat from the Help Center auction and has to choose between ethical responsibility and financial freedom.
|
TV-G |
9:30am |
Abdullah
Roger is left to care for Jeannie's baby nephew.
|
TV-G |
10:00am |
The Used Car Salesman
Jeannie brings Tony's banded up car into a used car salesman for money.
|
TV-G |
11:00am |
Gloria's False Alarm
Gloria's surprise announcement that she might be pregnant again leads to drastic action by an uncertain Mike.
|
TV-PG |
11:30am |
The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to sock it-to him for every cent he's got.
|
TV-PG |
12:00pm |
New Doctor in Town
A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for the absent Doc Adams.
|
TV-G |
1:00pm |
The Legend
Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaw sons tries to steer her youngest boy into an honest life. Jan-Michael Vincent guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
2:00pm |
Blessed Are They
Ben is appointed to decide who will get custody of the twin grandchildren of two feuding families.
|
TV-PG |
4:00pm |
The Long Night
Adam is attacked and forced to switch clothes with an escaped convict name Poindexter.
|
TV-PG |
5:00pm |
The Wheel of Forever
George has a game show-inspired dream after he refuses to lend Florence money for a TV set.
|
TV-G |
6:00pm |
Whiplash
After Fred has an accident in the pick-up truck, he decides he is suffering from whiplash.
|
TV-PG |
6:30pm |
Have Gun Will Sell
Lamont and his friend Rollo scare off a burglar in the Sanford house.
|
TV-PG |
7:00pm |
The Dowry
Fred's cousin and his new bride visit from St. Louis with the idea of finding a husband for his cousin's new stepdaughter.
|
TV-PG |
7:30pm |
The Draft Dodger
Christmas dinner at the Bunkers finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.
|
TV-PG |
8:00pm |
The Boarder Patrol
The Bunkers' unexpected return from a weekend trip puts Edith in a precarious situation when she discovers that Teresa has her boyfriend in her bedroom.
|
TV-PG |
8:30pm |
Archie's Chair
Archie suffers through trauma and outrage at the disappearance of a very close friend.
|
TV-PG |
9:00pm |
Not So Fast
Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home.
|
TV-PG |
9:30pm |
Angry Sex
Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms "angry sex."
|
TV-PG |
10:00pm |
P. T. & A.
Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and he tells her that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked trampy.
|
TV-PG |
10:30pm |
Ally's F
Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card.
|
TV-PG |
11:00pm |
Pilot
A door-to-door cosmetics saleswoman falls into a job as a wealthy family's nanny.
|
TV-PG |