What'd d'ya mean, I talk this way?


When our little Geordie pet, Cheryl Cole, got the sack from US X Factor because of the way her voice sounded we all thought it was pretty ridiculous. In fact we’re going to go as far to say we were angry, so angry that we wanted to rap about it.

Unfortunately though, what with the Sugarscape team hailing from Essex, Liverpool and more rural parts of Wales, we’re not exactly good rap stock. We do occasionally try but people either think we’re fitting or they throw things at us.

Cheryl however can get her rap on, and has decided to express her rage and reveal her next plans in a song entitled I Talk This Way.

In the song she gives us an insight into her short lifespan as a US X Factor judge…

Confesses to how scary not having a job is…

And unveils her Big Brother ambitions.

Click next to see the HILARIOUS song. Warning: you might wet yourself laughing.

 

 

 

 

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