It’s All Geek To Me — Martians Killed The Beatles!

posted 03-18-11 by Dan Kaufman

Well, okay, it wasn’t really Martians that killed the Beatles, it was more like Mickey Mouse. And motion capture technology. And YOU. Yes you, average entertainment consumer. Your lack of enthusiasm for Mars Needs Moms was the final nail in the coffin for Disney and Robert Zemeckis’ mocap animated remake of Yellow Submarine, the ‘60s [...]

EA Calls Wii a “Legacy Platform”

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

In recent times, the Wii has started to slip in terms of sales, influence, and plain old fan appeal. Back when it first released, motion controls were the hot new thing, and the lack of graphical capability didn’t particularly matter because many people were still using old CRT TVs. We were fresh off an old [...]

World of Tanks Release Date Announced

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Tank warfare! Just the mention of it makes manliness ooze out of your pours. Nothing is more awesome than blowing shit up in a metal death machine. Add the words “strategic” and “MMO” to that formula, and you get something that is a little less manly, and a little more geeky, but still just as [...]

“Graphics Do Matter!”

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Do graphics really matter in video games? That’s the question we have been asking ourselves this past generation. In the past, all of gaming was a race to see who could produce the most realistic graphics, but at this point with our HD TVs, incredibly powerful graphics processors, and highly evolved techniques for creating 3D [...]

Sony Can Examine Geohot’s PayPal Records

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

The ongoing lawsuit between Sony and George “Geohot” Hotz is not looking so good for Hotz these days. Recently, it was ruled that Sony would have access to all the IP addresses of anybody who visited Hotz’s site or YouTube accounts. This was after Hotz already had much of his personal assets seized and his [...]

Sony’s NGP Will Cost an Arm and a Leg

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

It seems like only yesterday we were throwing a fit about how expensive the 3DS was going to be. A handheld that cost more than the console made by the same company? Blasphemy we tell you! Blasphemy! But as hyped slowed down and gamers finally became more interested in what the 3DS could do, everyone [...]

SOCOM 4 Will Let You Dance on Corpses

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Tea-bagging. It’s a necessary part of the online FPS experience. Score a good kill and everyone expects you to crouch over someone’s face and tap the crouch button a couple times. It’s a natural sign of FPS dominance and believe it or not it has been examined in psychological studies in the past. However, regardless [...]

Ubisoft Unveils Real Guitar Franchise

posted 03-17-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

With the death of Guitar Hero you may be wondering why any company would spend its money on a new music game franchise. Music games are one of the fastest dying genres in the business today and bringing out a new line seems like suicide, especially when it still has to complete with Rock Band. [...]

Dark Souls Will Be Difficult Because of You

posted 03-15-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Dark Souls, the spiritual successor to Demon’s Souls, is going to be hard. We all know this. Demon’s Souls was known for being one of the most difficult action RPGs on the market, and numerous stories have come out about how Dark Souls is going to be even harder. We have heard stories of smart [...]

Sony Offers Hacker a Job

posted 03-15-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

It’s not all that uncommon for big companies to offer hackers jobs. When you are looking for someone to develop security for a digital platform, it helps to have someone who knows how to bypass that very same security on the payroll. However, with Sony’s recent legal troubles involving famous hacker George Hotz, AKA Geohot, [...]

Biosuite: The Lightweight Vitality Sensor

posted 03-15-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Remember the Wii Vitality Sensor? That bulky little peripheral was the butt of many jokes. It was this huge clip that clamped onto your finger and was supposed to measure your vital signs. Now, the idea of measuring your vitals in order to provide input to a game opens up tons of possibilities. If anything, [...]

Microsoft Did Not Contribute to Geohot

posted 03-15-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Just a small update on the Geohot front here. A while ago, we reported on rumors flying around big sites like Kotaku and Gamrfeed about a possible donation made to “help Geohot fight Sony fund” by Microsoft. Supposedly, an anonymous source told EverythingHQ.com that Microsoft had donated a huge sum of money, and that is [...]

Portal 2 Will Require Fewer FPS Skills, More Thinking

posted 03-15-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

If you have been watching trailers for Portal 2 you may have become a little intimidated by the game. The puzzles shown in the trailers look as if they need split second reflexes to solve. Characters can be seen shooting portals in mid-air while rapidly changing their environments with things such as physics-altering goo and [...]

Hard Corps: Uprising Gets New DLC

posted 03-14-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Fans of Arc System Works’ new take on Contra rejoice. While other companies are unfortunately delaying their DLC and online services due to the unfortunately tragic earthquake that recently hit Japan, Arc is pushing through with a brand new character for Hard Corps: Uprising. The new DLC pack dubbed the “Leviathan” pack, allows you to [...]

Marvel VS Capcom 3 — Jill and Shuma-Gorath DLC Delayed

posted 03-14-11 by Angelo D'Argenio

Recently Capcom made a statement expressing condolences to the victims of the horrible earthquake and tsunami that recently struck Japan. Along with their well wishes, they also posted an unfortunate statement regarding the status of the Jill and Shuma-Gortath DLC to their website. Asian news site AndriaSang.com translated it for us saying: Marvel vs Capcom [...]