Angelo D’Argenio Writer, Associate Producer

Who is Angelo M. D’Argenio?
Angelo is a writer and a web designer. Angelo wears headbands; they look good no matter what you say. Angelo was originally on the fast track to be a psychologist when he realized that he actually doesn’t give a shit about your problems. Angelo has always been fighting the good fight against the oppressive forces of boredom with his trusty pen and his penchant for lighting things on fire.

Angelo was once a game designer for SAEC games. Contrary to popular belief Angelo does not actually have a human brain as we traditionally recognize; his mind is actually a conglomeration of Internet memes that somehow obtained sentience. Angelo was once a professional gamer but quit after suffering a Mountain Dew overdose. Angelo is both Keyser Soze and Spartacus. Angelo is an official judge for many videogame, board game, and collectible card gaming events. Angelo must be cooked in a convection oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit for 20 minutes. Angelo has been featured in several Internet publications such as guidebazaar.com, bonafidereviews.com, uziana.com, and many more.

Angelo is a master of many martial arts, several of which include sword usage and groin kicking. Angelo was once the senior feature writer for TCGplayer.com. Angelo invented the Internet, take that Al Gore. Angelo has been known to contribute to PSM3 magazine. Angelo’s power level is over 9000! Angelo is president of convention performance group Disorganization XIII, which is really a plot to take over the world. Angelo is watching you. Angelo has been a yearly headlining panelist at Anime USA, The New York Anime Festival, Mokucon, and Otakon. Apply Angelo directly to the forehead. Prolonged exposure to Angelo may cause brain damage in some individuals. Consult doctor to see if Angelo is right for you. Side effects include brain hemorrhaging, broken bones due to failed stunts, and increased chance to be lit on fire. Legend has it, that if you’re really quiet, you can hear Angelo typing away at his keyboard, writing, always writing for 30ninjas.com, bringing you the best action in movies, gaming, and viral Internet videos, and searching, always searching for the perfect immature joke. Hehe… penis.

Sites I Love

  • Disorganization XIII
  • Ebaumsworld Ebaumsworld was the original aggregate site for all ways to fuck off your time on the internet. Ebaum is also a dirty theif that steals things without regards to copyright, but at least his site is amusing.
  • FAIL blog — Never has epic fail been so full of epic win! For your daily dose of fail, check out the official fail blog!
  • Fluid Anims Action fans alwyas want to see cool new fight sequences, but most people are too poor to afford Bruce Willis and Jet Li to action them out. Instead we have the Fluidanims community, a bunch of animators that exist solely to bring your fight scene dreams
  • Gametrailers.com — Ever want to just watch trailer after trailer for the new upcoming videogames on the market? Well Gametrailers is the place for you, and also the home of Screwattack and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
  • Machinima.com — When things get digital, Machinima is the place to go, because sometimes digital polygons are better at acting than people.
  • Newgrounds Known for its mottot: Everything by Everyone, Newgrounds has more than enough actiony flash videos to keep you amused at work.
  • Penny Arcade For all things games, movie, and pop culture related, Gabe and Tycho are there to jade you to their very existence. Remember children, Mixed Martial Arts are best characterized as 20 minutes of sweaty dick punching.
  • Pure Pwnage The secret story of the gamer wars, and one mans quest to Pwn as many N00bs as possible.
  • The Escapist Home of Yahtzee, Unskippable, and There Will Be Brawl, this is the website for all your gaming humor needs.
  • The Guild A web series about a group of online gamers
  • The Internet Meme Database Are my inside jokes wizzing over your head. Well go here to discover all the hidden meanings and histories behind all the internet’s most popular memes.