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The story, such as it is, changes direction every 10 minutes, introducing increasingly picayune rules for its universe, and mystifying motivations for its heroes and villains. By the time Michael Sheen briefly turns up, with white wig and a mincing British accent, suggesting an unholy alliance between Ziggy Stardust and Jiminy Cricket, the movie has evolved into a kind of orgy of the inexplicable. You get the sense that even the screenwriters - four of them are credited - have no idea what's supposed to be going on here.
The first posthumous album of unreleased material from the late, lamented King of Pop.
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The Sandlapper Singers will perform American Carols at 7:30 Friday night at Dreher High School.
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The last and least of the film adaptations of the "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" trilogy.
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DJ B-Lord is hosting an essay contest and will buy the winner's books for the spring semester.
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See who's playing in Charleston, Charlotte, Atlanta and more.
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The Golden Globes will never be accused of accurately measuring the pulse of cinematic achievement.
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