Clay Travis is the author of the bestselling books Dixieland Delight and On Rocky Top. He also hosts a daily radio show in his hometown of Nashville. He wrote the ClayNation column for CBSSports.com for three years, has been an associate editor at Deadspin.com, and served as a mediocre lawyer specializing in punishing the oppressed and rewarding the guilty.
He hates jogging, the Soap Box derby, and fat girls from Florida. Not necessarily in that order.
In past years, I've analogized the NCAA's enforcement arm to a traffic cop. I hate, hate, hate traffic cops. So do you. Why? Because they sit on the side of the road and watch everyone speed by. ... More »
At the 2009 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, I bought and wore a teal and white, Jacksonville Jaguar colors, "Draft Tebow" T-shirt. The shirt had been for sale at a local Walgreen's -- ... More »
"Seinfeld" creator Larry David based an entire episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" around the premise that he refused to have any sexual fetishes because he was afraid of what might come out if he got ... More »
Tennessee Titans coach Jeff Fisher and quarterback Vince Young don't like each other. At all.
Their relationship is the most poisonous of any quarterback and head coach relationship in the NFL. In ... More »
The Internet is not a nice place. It really isn't. You should see the e-mails and tweets anyone who writes on the Internet regularly receives.
Currently, I'm on my 11th consecutive week of ... More »
A simple phone call Wednesday to a radio show I co-host in Nashville has sparked a controversy: Did Titans wideout Randy Moss dial in and blast Jeff Fisher, or was it someone who sounded exactly like ... More »
If college football was run like a business -- that is, to maximize profits -- then there would be a college football playoff. We know this thanks to the Yahoo! Sports trio's book Death to the BCS. ... More »
OMG! Did you know that Brett Favre's consecutive games started streak just ended at 297?
That's four whole games short of where it would have ended if Favre had completed the season and retired. Or ... More »
Auburn University quarterback Cam Newton won the Heisman Trophy on Saturday night.
Now the question is: How long will he keep the award?
Despite his substantial victory -- Newton totaled 1,184 ... More »
Last Friday, I managed the impossible, I drove to Atlanta without my laptop. Which is basically the worst nightmare of anyone who makes a living writing on that laptop. Then, at the exact moment I ... More »
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- After nearly 17 full seasons as head coach of the Tennessee Titans, it's time for Jeff Fisher and the Titans to part ways. This doesn't have to be acrimonious and it doesn't have ... More »
The SEC's latest soap opera drama couldn't wait for 2011. Urban Meyer's resignation, this one supposedly to last, swept across the nation and reworked the fabric of college football. One of the two ... More »
It takes a complete dirtbag to attempt to sell his son's services to the highest bidder while not even including that son in the decision-making process. We have a word for that: pimping.
And ... More »
Come Jan. 10, Auburn will take the field with a 6-0 SEC record in the BCS title game at its back, seeking to become the fifth different SEC school to win a BCS title. To put that into perspective, the ... More »
ATLANTA -- Sixteen hours before kickoff for the SEC Championship Game, Auburn's most famous alum in the country stepped into the deejay booth in a midtown Atlanta club. "Auburn's gonna win tomorrow," ... More »
You know the masses recognize the absurdity of the NCAA's decision -- and the SEC's acquiescence to that decision -- when eBay parodies of NCAA bylaws begin. Yesterday I brought y'all the shadow Cam ... More »
With its ruling on Cam Newton's eligibility, the NCAA declared open season for family or associates of recruits to demand payment to play collegiate athletics. As I warned a couple of weeks ago, there ... More »
SEC Commissioner Mike Slive spoke Wednesday exclusively with FanHouse to discuss his decision in the Cam Newton case. Earlier Wednesday, Slive released this statement in conjunction with the NCAA's ... More »
LeBron James' return to Cleveland Thursday is going to be the most-hyped NBA regular-season game since Michael Jordan came out of retirement.
You'll be watching, I'll be watching, everyone who ... More »
More than 50 Facebook groups are allied against Tom Brady's hair. Even Justin Bieber mocked the haircut Brady 'do.
Virtually every man who isn't attempting to join an emo rock band has watched Tom ... More »
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