Arwen, I have to laugh for two reasons:
1. I completely agree; I’m not sure if Robert Munsch is as well-known in the US as here in Canada, but I bemoan having to read his whiney stories to my students.
2. Both of the PD Eastman books you mentioned are personal favourites! (I was gifted the latter within the last two years, and I am nearly 29.)
That’s one thing that fascinates me . . . what grates on one reader, is another’s delight.
Go Away, Book. Go Away!
Posted by Arwen Mosher in Just me on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 5:53 PM
A while ago I asked about children’s books you love, which led to a thread full of suggestions. It’s been very helpful to me on our library visits.
But - as I’m sure we’ve all experienced - not all literature is created equal, even literature for little people.
I always cringe when my daughter heads for the rack of made-from-TV books. You know the ones: books that consist of the storyline and pictures from an animated children’s television show. It’s like they figured that if they went to the trouble of making an episode, they might as well use it for a book too. But (shockingly) television doesn’t translate well to the written word. Why, TV execs? Why?
Fortunately, I’ve been able to (mostly) keep the TV-books out of our house. (The rare one that turns up in a bag from a used-book sale makes a quiet disappearance soon afterward.) UN-fortunately, there are also plenty of children’s classics that are, frankly, kind of a snooze.
I think this is a personal-preference thing. I have books I hate to read; my husband has books he hates to read; they rarely overlap. For the most part, we both enjoy reading to our kids. But there are a couple volumes that, when I see a child approaching with one in hand, make me want to whine, “Oh, can’t we read anything else?”
(It’s possible that I sometimes actually say this. I’ll leave it to you to guess whether I do.)
At the top of my makes-me-want-to-whine list is Are You My Mother?. I don’t feel as strongly about it as some people apparently do, but I disliked reading this one so much that I “disappeared” our copy a long time ago. So repetitive! So mind-numbing! And the ending is bizarre. As a child I remember being vaguely bothered by the story, because I knew that if I ever got separated from my parents, no oddly prescient piece of earth-moving machinery was going to show up and reunite us.
There must be something about P.D. Eastman, because also on my list is Go, Dog. Go! When my daughter was two she had a months-long love affair with this book, and was I ever relieved when we accidentally (really!) left it at Grandma’s house for a month and she moved on. These days it hides at the back of the bookshelf, where it belongs, but I still sometimes ponder the inanity of all those different-colored dogs and trees. And it continues to bug me that the nice lady dog rides off into the sunset with the fellow at the end. He was so rude about her previous hats! She should have snubbed him!
If you think my feelings about kids’ books are inappropriately strong… well, you’re probably right. But if you yourself have a book that drives YOU up the wall… well, jump right in! I’d love to hear about it.
Comments
I don’t like most Munsch books, but I could read The Paper Bag Princess over and over.
Somehow my nephew and, five years later, my son got addicted to Mortimer, which isn’t terribly offensive. So one day we were browsing some Munsch books and I hurried my son to pick one out. It seemed okay from the cover. What a horrible book! A little boy who pranks people, even adults, and their way to discipline him is to get him back. I just went to our shelf to find it to give the exact title, and it seems to have disappeared. (Thank you Daddy!
I love “Are You My Mother”! But I can’t stand Richard Scarry books, and I know there are people who swear by them. So I think you’re right, it’s a matter of personal preference.
I don’t like Guess How Much I Love You or The Giving Tree, I don’t care for the works of Eric Carle, and I flat out refuse to read any Amelia Bedelia books. There are plenty of books I love to read, though! :D
Ugh - My kids got a compliation of Fairy Tales only to find that the fairy tales had been changed so much to “modernize” them. The three little pigs were sent packing by mom because they were playing rock music too loud. The princess and the pea had a motorcycle riding princess. Not good. It is “missing” now.
Also - totally agree on the TV show/Movie character books. Especially the disney princesses. I try to redirect at the library and bookstore as much as I can!
I’m a librarian in SE Michigan. You ever want to talk books, you give me a heads up. I have no children, but I secretly love certain children’s book, and they’re not always the classics. “Miss Spider’s Tea Party” is adorable, and I have a soft spot for the “Fancy Nancy” books, which are pure fluff, but they’re beautiful and sparkly. Try your local library to read books before you buy them—that way you don’t get ones that you hate.
With my three year old, there are def. several books I can’t stand. PD Eastman…we have several of his books but my son’s favorite is Gus and the Firefly. Its a cute story but I can only read it once! I like reading most of his books, except the inane TV ones and although I like Richard Scarry, the books can be soooo long!
I am embarrassed to say it, but I really do not like Beatrix Potter’s books. I have really, really tried to like them since so many authors and people I admire love her work, but I just can’t warm up to any of the books. (I am the same way with Charles Dickens. I don’t know how the same person can love Chesterton and dislike reading Dickens, but that’s the way it is.) Anyway, I get her stories as Audiobooks from the library for my kids so they get exposed to her work, but I don’t have to read it to them. A win -win!
I despise The Rainbow Fish. That horrid book tells children that it’s not ok to be different. And, if you do have something that makes you special, then it’s OK for people to refuse to be your friend, unless, of course, you give away all that makes you special. It’s liberal drivel at best. After the first time I read the book I knew I’d never read it to my children again. It’s a shame that a book that has such beautiful illustrations has an awful story.
tell me about it! i didn’t realize that when i asked for the book (i just loved the illustrations). it just seems so unfair to not actually have to SHARE your things but give them ALL away.
maybe that needs to quietly disappear too…
Yay! I’m not the only Rainbow Fish hater! Apparently it is supposed to be about sharing? Or something? And my reaction is “Okay, so the moral of that story is that people will only like you if you give them whatever they want?”
Put me down as another Rainbow Fish hater! People look at me like I’m crazy when I say I can’t stand this book but a previous poster was spot on, it’s liberal drivel, at best.
I’m glad other people see it this way too! The first time I read it (don’t laugh) I couldn’t get “communist!” out of my head. I felt bad, because sharing your possessions with those less fortunate is a beautiful lesson, but this was just so wrong-headed.
I have a problem with Babar ... an elephant leaves his herd, sees how humans live, how they are so much more civilized and says, wow that’s so much better, all of us elephants are wrong we have to be like people! If that’s not an underlying message about the subjugation of indigenous populations I don’t know what is ....
I know it’s a big over reaction but hey ... I also don’t like that Curious George starts with George being kidnapped from the jungle and then he loves the man with the yellow hat. I can get past that one though, not Babar
I love Babar and Curious George and so do my kids! I guess it’s because I don’t pick up all the things you mentioned and if I don’t pick up on that I doubt my children do. I just try not to read too much into children’s books. The classic ones are mostly just meant to be funny or interesting and don’t have a “message”. Children’s books today all seem to have a message, some I agree with and some I don’t. But I don’t think they have to have a specific message to be good literature for kids. These are the wonder years where books need to excite a child’s imagination and not get bogged down in pedagogy. Fairy Tales have stood the test of time because they are engaging the imagination not because they each have a specific message (although a few might). Yes, they generally involve good vs. evil but they aren’t politically correct or trying to convince a child to do their homework or not fight with their siblings.
By the way I have two degrees in English Literature. My shelf is full of the classics with every little contemporary material.
I hate “One Fish Two Fish” because it goes on and on and on and on and ONNNNNN. I also have “Mr. Brown can Moo” for the same reason. I don’t mind “Go, Dog, Go!” but I can’t stand “Are you my mother?”
And is that “A Hatful of Seuss” in that picture up there? A few of those are shockingly racist. Have you read them? I forget which ones now, but I remember I chose one to read to Jack and was a smidge horrified! And I realized why I had never seen those ones as stand-alone books before. “Quietly disappeared,” indeed.
Dr. Maureen, don’t you know about the “skipping pages” trick with Dr. Seuss?
When my 2 year old chooses “One fish, Two fish” for the thousandth time in a row, *somehow* the pages seem to stick together and the book is only half as long! How ‘bout that!
I agree with you, Arwen, about the books that are made from kids’ TV programs. If I see a Dora book in the library, I know what I’m getting. What I hate are the TV programs that riff on good children’s books and then get made into bad children’s books. Someone up above mentioned the original Curious George books vs. the umpty thousand new ones, all with the same plot: man with yellow hat tells George not to be curious. George is curious. He almost gets in trouble. Then everything is all right. The clue phone is ringing, man with the yellow hat, and it’s for you.
We love the Max and Ruby books by Rosemary Wells, but oh the made-from-TV-episode ones are not the same.
Oops, I was originally going to comment about Dr. Seuss good and bad, but then tried to change my mind. Unsuccessfully, it appears.
Junie B. Jones - the worst chapter books I’ve ever read in my life. My kids & I didn’t get past the first two pages. Constant name calling & bad English. No thanks. We will stick with the Ramona books, which we absolutely love!
I also strongly dislike Junie B. My oldest daughter got into them when her 1st grade teacher read them to the class during “break” time. That did get her into reading chapter books but I gently nudged her on to better books as quickly as I could!
I do have to admit to liking the Amelia Bedelia books. My 6 year old is in love with them right now and I can read them over and over. I also don’t mind the Arthur books. D.W. is a brat but all of my kids recognize that right off. As for the “agenda”, well I work part time and my husband is a Pampered Chef consultant and wears an apron and we are about as conservative as they come so I guess I just don’t see it. After all you never Kate or D.W. in daycare or anything.
The Arthur books. My kids love them. But D.W. is so disrespectful, and I feel like there’s an agenda ( Arthur’s mom works, and his Dad does catering and is often shown in an apron). I also never took to Are You My Mother.
My little sister loved Babar as a little girl, so when there was a new book involving Babar and classic art ( I forget the title ) I bought it for my niece. It sounded so wonderful- classic paintings redone with elephants as the main characters. But good thing I previewed the book before giving it to my niece- many of the paintings involved nudity and more “mature” subject matter- one of the lines from the book is something like ” its about love”. I actually threw it in the trash because I didn’t even want to give it to the library.
I think the orginal author of the BAbar books was some sort of socialist or utopianist. But one thing we like about the Babar books is the vocabulary.
I can’t stand the Olivia books. They taught my daughter the following: I am NOT tired, I don’t WANT to go to sleep.
Oh, and we recently read Madeline and the Bad Hat- in it, Pepito uses a GUILLOTINE to torture small animals…that one went “missing” too:)
I agree with the above comment about Rainbow Fish—horrible! And Junie B. Jones, and Guess How Much I Love You, and The Giving Tree. I hate sappy sentimentality in kids’ books. Another one I can’t stand is “I’ll Love You Forever.” I know, it’s a sweet message, but the sentimentality is dripping, it’s too much. Hate it.
I do like Go Dog Go, mostly because of the exciting ending. Who would’ve guessed what was up there on top of that tree? First time I read it I was worried about a big let down, but that looks like some dog party. I also like this one because one of my kids could not pronounce the hard “g” sound and always begged for me to read “Ho Daw Ho.”
I’d like to see more discussion out there (critique!) of the awful junk offered to older girls, e.g. Judy Blume and her ilk.
Anything by Judy Blume should just be thrown in the trash.
I was looking through the Horn Book awhile back for book recommendations and was just shocked at some of the books recommended for teens. Some of the stuff from these books I can’t even write here because it is so filthy. my son volunteered at the library for awhile reviewing “galley books” (preview copies from publishers) and I can tell you that 99% of what they’re coming out with for teens is trash. Lots of Harry Potter rip-offs, lots of lewd stuff.
I am not kidding:
This very night, I gathered up ALL of our Curious George books (the originals and the lame knock-offs) and tucked them in bed on the tipity-top of the closet shelf for a nice l-o-n-g rest.
Ahhh. I feel better already!
(Btw, when we do read them, we insist on ad-libbing things like, “He was a good little APE, because monkeys have tails, and never got punished for all the trouble he creates by disobeying.” Our kids love it when we do that. Plus, having just learned from Veggie Tales’ Larry the Cucumber’s Silly Song: “If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey. Even if it’s got a monkey kind of shape. If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey; if it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey it’s an ape!”) (All together now…)
I kinda like Richard Scarry’s books. The kids like to sit and look at every little detail by themselves. And I think I have a little crush going for that Lowly Worm—he’s everywhere, that little rascal!
All of my in-laws love the Sandra Boynton books. They are the gifts of choice for baby showers, birthday parties, Christmas, etc. I do not understand this at all. I guess I wouldn’t say I hate them but they are waaay down on list of enjoyable reads.
We’re huge Boynton fans. I like the illustrations and the way the books rhyme. They’re silly books. Of course, not all Boynton books are equal. Some are not very funny at all. Perhaps those are the ones you were given. Those are the ones that are still in mint condition after nine years in our house. I highly recommend Hippos Go Berserk and Pajama Time.
My 2 year old son is in love with Where the Wild Things Are. I make up story lines on the pages with pictures only. My 4 year old daughter LOVES Pinkalicious and Fancy Nancy. Pinkalicious is a huge brat in the first book, however I feel like she gets whats coming to her in the end and she actually grows on me. I do love Fancy Nancy because I feel like the author spent a week observing my child and wrote a book about her…curly hair and all:)
Mine would be the Frances books. I got rid of ours because she’s so snotty!! I don’t really want to help my kids out in that department!
My candidate is “Walter the Farting Dog.” Given as a gift to my child - just so dumb! When I googled it to check the title just now I saw they are making it into a MOVIE! And guess what, on Amazon reviews it gets 4 out of 5 stars. Totally don’t get that. I thought this foolishness was over when the book got “lost” one day. Hmmm.
Completely agree- what an unbelievably weird book! We, too, got it as a gift and I was weirded out not only by the story but by the pictures! It is just a very strange book and I cannot believe they are making a movie from it. It may be “artistic” but it seems to me just to be gross. That one definitely got “lost” quickly.
I also have to say that while my son loves trucks, truck board books have to be the worst! They are so, so boring. A picture of a truck and then the name of the truck. And that’s it. No story, nothing. However, he adores them. Finally, at age three I’ve started saying no to them at night. I want a story to read not just names of trucks to point out!
I have a strong love of children’s literature. What about the Roald Dahl books (obviously not for the toddler set)? The Ramona books are huge favorites in our house. I still have my copy of “Harriet the Spy and “The Long Secret” which I can’t wait for my eldest to be ready for. Then there are the Little House on the Prairie Books, the Anne of Green Gables books… For picture books I love anything illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman (although many are NOT for little eyes), Barbara Cooney (“When the Sky Looks like Lace” is fantastic) and “The Girl Inside the Castle Inside the Museum”. The illustrator of that one is wonderful - very dreamy! I often won’t allow a book because of the poor illustrations. I feel beauty is as important as content and HATE the current trend in kids’ books of cartoony/collage/just plain harsh and ugly illustrations. (I DETEST anything by Steig.) My 6 year old also loves “Frida” - its a beautifully done book. I agree with all those who dislike Suess and I personally cannot stand anything by Eric Carle - he’s done how many books now from the same, one idea? That isn’t talent - its marketing!
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