Phoenix
AZ. (Edge News) -Last week Judge Susan Bolton simply
struck down most of a law legally passed by the majority
of Arizonian's. She basically sent out a clear message
that she was going to tie up the whole issue for a
couple of years and until then illegal immigrants were
protected against any inquiries into their immigration
status. She also encouraged the drug cartels that it was
better than business as usual. Cartel soldiers can now
hide amongst the illegal immigrants and not have a worry
that law enforcement can touch them. This has emboldened
the drug cartels to come after the heads of law
enforcement just like in Mexico.
Afghanistan
(Edge News) - If your a woman in Afghanistan or any
other throwback Islamic country Allah may order the
butchering of women there at any time for any reason.
This is the type of teaching you can expect to hear at
the new Mosque currently being built at Ground Zero. The
mutilation apologists in the White House and the ACLU
are constantly trying to convince us that religious
diversity is good and Islam is just like any other
religion. That couldn't be father from the truth. The
sicko men that butcher women should be taken out and
shot after they get mutilated. And Americas women's
rights groups? All quit there. They cant get government
grants if they stand up against this caveman religion
from the pit of freakin' hell.
Kennedy Space Center ( Edge News) - Obama has ordered
NASA chief Charles Bolden to help Muslims "feel good"
about their paltry contributions to science. Obama was
caught using NASA for a "secret" Muslim Outreach program
that was designated to receive funding, rather than
funding our own scientific endeavors. That funding, has
been kept secret. Obama has been transferring Americas
wealth to his fellow blacks and Muslims since he took
over the White House. He has used every agency,
every office, every Czar to single handedly plunder the
U.S. Treasury and has been redistributing our wealth
ever since. Listening to Charles Bolden describe NASA's
mission is really nauseating, because it is/was never
about "therapy" for helping a country "feel good
about itself." As many people know,
Muslim countries are not very technologically motivated,
partly because their religious-political system of
Sharia forces them to live in the past.
Even the so-called "Arabic" numerals were, in fact,
developed in India. Certainly, self-respecting
scientists should feel insulted by Mr.Obama's and Mr.
Bolden's "mission." It sounds like
Affirmative Action program for Muslims. Remember, it was
the Muslims who sold Africans into slavery.
NBPP
bullies for the sake of politically correct racial
politics, a shocking video clip of one of the lead
defendants in the Philadelphia voter intimidation case
resurfaced on the Internet. It shows King Samir Shabazz
during a 2009 National Geographic documentary interview
spewing:
Washington
- (Edge News) Obamas favorite correspondent Helen Thomas tells Jews to go back to Germany
and hit the gas chambers again, and to stay out of
Palestine. News flash Corpse
Lady...the Bible said Palestine belonged to the Jewish
people over 5,000 years ago! What data do you have that
contradicts that? Palestine is a bastion of murderers
and terrorists. It's obvious you support them. It looks
like the famous Palestine plastic surgery department did
a great job on you by the way.
Los
Angeles - (Edge News) Mayor Antonio Emillio Gonzalas
Rodrigus Fransciso Santiago Carlos Villaraigosa of Los
Angeles heard back from Arizona with a amazing
message.."Arizona to L.A. ....Bite Me _itch!" This smack
down came in the form of a letter you can read here in a
Washington
- (Edge News) We all think that a woman this ugly,
single and dresses like a man has to be a lesbian.
President Obama's choice of Kagan for the Supreme Court
who has no court experience at all, is simply a bone
being thrown to the ultra left San Fransicko types. Gay
blogs already knew she is one of them. It was common
knowledge on campus where Kagan was Dean of The Harvard
Law School that she ran around with her girlfriend. CBS
was ordered to take down a post about Kagans gayness as
the administration try's to heterosexual her enough to
get her approved. Then the outing will be released.
Kagan ordered military recruiters out of Harvard because
she objected to the "Dont Ask Dont Touch" policy...she
obviously wants the military to become effeminate to
agree with her personal lifestyle choice.
Morgan
Hill, CA. - (Edge News) Assistant Principal señor
Miguel Rodriguez sent home five Morgan Hill, CA.
(also known as "Little Mexico") high school
students this week for wearing American flag t-shirts on
the Mexican holiday Stinka de Mayo. The boys — of whom
four are Caucasion and one is Hispanic, all Americans, —
said they were just being "patriotic." The school's vice
principle, however, argued that their "incendiary"
clothing could start fights. About 200 students, mostly
from illegal immigrants ripping off the system by
sending them to a US public school walked out of class
Thursday to protest the way the wardrobe choices
"disrespected" them. We say their taco breath
disrespects our clean air. Who are illegal immigrants to
protest in OUR country anyway? Señor RODRIGUEZ has yet
to show his Green card or show his papers that he is in
fact a legal American citizen. ¡Los inmigrantes ilegales
vuelven a México!
New York- (Edge News) Yet another Muslim attempted to
kill Americans in New York city. Faisal "Big Nose"
Shahzad was arrested for crimes against intelligence and
was thwarted in his efforts to blow up the new Twin
Tower site. This Islamist giant nasal nutcase was so
stupid he miswired the bomb. This terrorist was so dumb
that even Eric Holder was able to capture him. How many
other "big nose" Islamic terrorists are out there nobody
nose....and I mean knows. Shahzad, 30, became a
naturalized U.S. citizen last year shortly before
traveling to
Phoenix
- (Edge News) American hero Gov. Jan Brewer
(R-AZ.) stood up for Americans in Arizona like no man
has stood up for America since the Revolutionary War.
She is standing up against the murderers, drug dealers,
kidnappers, anchor baby producing, welfare sucking, job
stealing Mexicans who are here illegally. Did you know
Phoenix is the second most place in the world for
kidnapping? Second only to Mexico City. Guess what,
these killers are flowing in from Mexico bringing their
crap to the US. An ABC News'
I say who needs those loser cities. If they love the
illegals so bad, they should send some buses and bring
them to their states. Illegal immigrants plan on using
May Day the 1st as a "Nothing Gringo" day to boycott
America goods and services. I say Americans should
boycott any Mexican owned business here in the States.
Lets see who needs who the most. How dare these illegal
malcontents lecture any legally passed bill such as the
one passed in Arizona! More disdain for the rule of law
in this country. 
what
change he was talking about. European style socialism.
The government has ordered ten more printing presses to
print all the extra money they will need to pay for the
promises made in the new government program. The IRS
will supply 17,000 new jackbooted thugs to enforce the
Obama mandates. In what is being described as one of the
most astounding power grabs in modern history by
newspaper headlines around the World, President Obama
has succeeded in his audacious plan to remake America
into a full fledged godless communist empire barely one
year into his term with the enactment into law by the US
Congress of his mammoth health care plan innocuously
named H.R. 3200-Americas Affordable Health Choices Act
of 2009 and described by one Kremlin legal expert as
having "nothing at allto do with health, but everything
to do with control." 
MexiCalifornia
(Edge News) - A
Republican candidate
for Congress in
California is
calling on U.S. Rep.
Xavier Becerra to
"clarify his
reaction" after the
Democrat was caught
on a YouTube video
laughing at a
suggestion that the
Pledge of Allegiance
be recited prior to
a union meeting in
Los Angeles.
The
46-second video was
captured by an
unidentified staffer
who accompanied
candidate Ari David
to a Service
Employees
International Union
meeting on Saturday.
By early Tuesday,
the video had been
viewed roughly
10,000 times.
Señor Becerra
maybe you should
turn in your green
card Mr. Mexican
Man. This is
America....love it
...respect it...or
get the hell out of
it! Se?
Homoville
England (Edge News) - With the insult heard round the
world Elton John put his foot in his mouth instead of
other objects when he claimed that Jesus was gay. With
his career fading fast and at age 62 he has to resort to
inflammatory remarks to get attention. Of coarse he
wouldn't say that about Allah now would he? EJ has been
lucky so far not to get AIDS but that may be because him
and his (sic) husband don't go down to San Fransicko
very often. The Edge suggests that if you have EJ CD's
smash them and any MP3 files delete them. It would
really be appropriate however if you could download a
virus and infect any EJ MP3 files so the files would die
a horrible corrupted death....get it?...INFECT..the
files.
Washington
(Edge News) - You might be shocked to find out how
curious the federal government is about your sex life
and that of gays, transsexuals, foreigners and
animals from barn swallows and the buffalo. $330,000
to study the sexual preferences of sheep (besides
Brokeback cowboys). $40,000 to study how methamphetamine
affects the female sex drive of rats. $219,000 to study
why college girls are more likely to have casual sex
after drinking alcohol. At Syracuse $10,000 dollars to
study the sexual behavior of mice having sex
underground. And $400,000 dollars to pay researchers at
the New York psychiatric institute to spend 730 days
cruising gay bars in Argentina to answer the question
why gay men have sex after alcohol. We have some
additional suggestions. $5 to find out why the
government is so fascinated with gays with animal sex.
$3 to find out why Congress has a approval rating of
10%. $14 to find out why spending like this continues in
a economic meltdown. $2 to find out how many jobs this
reckless spending in supposed to create and .50 cents to
find out why so many stupid people keep voting these
same morons back in office.
Nashville (Edge News) - The US is "ready for another
revolution", Sarah Palin told conservative activists
last night in a keynote speech to the first national tea
party convention in Nashville which also roundly
condemned the socialist policies of Barack Obama. The
Edge is ready to join that revolution! The Tea Party
convention in Nashville was a smashing success. Liberals
across the country scurried back to their roach holes
during the 3 days of pure Americana. Tom Tancredo, a
former
Republican
congressman from Denver in Colorado who ran for
president in 2008, devoted most of his opening speech on
Thursday night to illegal immigration. He said the
fabric of US society had been eroded by the "cult of
multiculturalism", "Islamification", and large numbers
of immigrants who did not want to be Americans. “People
who could not even spell the word ‘vote’ or say it in
English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White
House,” he said...we love it here at The Edge! There was
also a controversy on what was written on Sarahs hand.
Our video experts were able to capture and enlarge it so
you can see.
Afghanistan
(Edge News) - The U.S. Military has already stopped the
use of President Clintons signature policy for gays in
the armed forces. The results on the ground are mixed as
straight soldiers have been forced to shower with gays
and even sleep in the same bunks. Not every one is happy
about it. Sgt. James Kilroy of the 73rd Mechanized
Division told a Edge News Correspondent that having to
deal with openly gay soldiers is distracting his
concentration in the conflict. "I was aiming my M4
Carbine at a enemy combatant when some gay dude put his
hand on my ass, needless to say I missed the target!"
Other soldiers told us that they get nervous when taking
showers as the rainbow warriors keep trying to hand out
the soap. The military brass had already ordered most of
the U.S. military force in Afghanistan to go through
sensitivity training. We are expecting a coming out
party from the Joints Chiefs any day now. Although many
soldiers didn't like wearing chiffon and tights, the
homosexuals said they felt like San
Francisco
had finally came to the Middle East. They said they
thought they could get President Hamid Karzai to go gay.
Another soldier told The Edge that being in a foxhole
with a homo is like watching a dog French kiss his
mother. "The gays don't want to fight.." 1st Sergeant
Willis Conrad stationed in Puli Khumri told us. "..all
they want to do is play Elton John music and look at
Playgirl magazines". But according to Private 4th Class
Keith Faggette of the 9th Sodomite Brigade, gay soldiers
are just misunderstood. "Sure we all wanted to be a Rear
Admiral in the Navy, but being here will all these
sweaty menz (lisp) all huddled together in a deep, dark,
dank foxhole, standing behind each other fighting all
those homophobic straight edge terrorists. I say two
snaps and a twist...hand out the rifle grease"
